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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dawg's spirit is eternally sighing
The alleged murder was followed by a wave of pogroms against the Jewish community. Violence spread from the Middle Rhine to the Moselle and the Lower Rhine region. The Jewish community turned to King Rudolf I, who was convinced the accusations were groundless. He fined the murderers of Jews and ordered the burning of the corpse of Werner to prevent any further veneration.
Veneration
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this redditor on r/DPH went on a date with their partner after 550mgs of benadryl and is wondering why their behavior made their partner upset. attached is a long text from the boyfriend about how OP was barely mentally there and were so high they couldn't use a cell phone
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i guess mid-90s graphic design looks the same every century
hotel cadillac (detroit, mi) menu from 1896. stamped by the NYPL archive in 1900, and has a tasting history watermark. 

the header looks like a 90s wordart take on tiki font, and the body text is a whimsical serif'd-up font straight out of paper mario. There is random calligraphy thrown in. it is like you ran ms wors on a typewriter and gave it to a 12-year-old classically-trained professional french chef

half of the menu offerings are horrifying 1900s classics like head cheese, water biscuits, and "shrimps, mayonnaise"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thats_a_penis.jpeg
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
incredible parenthetical
Mercure strongly believed that French was constitutionally entrenched in Saskatchewan. Some said that when driving, he regularly sped past the local Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) detachment in hopes of getting a speeding ticket which he could use to raise the issue of the constitutional status of French. (He was also known to constantly speed while driving, ) Traffic tickets had been used in other provinces at that period to raise similar issues of language status
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i think a score of 18 is generous
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
verdict: briefly delicious before The Pain
me holdin the ghost pep i grewghost pep moments before disaster
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
drafted a sweet izzet tempo deck playing my my friend's proliferate cube. it turns out urza's saga is very good
aforementioned sweet izzet deck
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
anyone doubting that bieber could be a world voice must have forgotten this
"ANNE (FRANK) WAS A GREAT GIRL.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE
BEEN A BELIEBER" - justin bieber
Headline from E! News 4/17/2013

Justin Bieber Defended by
Anne Frank's Stepsister:
"She Probably Would
Have Been a Fan"

Eva Schloss calls the fuss over his comment about the diarist possibly being a Belieber "childish"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
consider: this was my first rare
 Unscythe, Killer of Kings {U}{B}{B}{R}

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike.

Whenever a creature dealt damage by equipped creature this turn dies, you may exile that card. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Equip {2}

Illustrated by Karl Kopinski
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
where do you think M:tG peaked and why was it when they printed this version of Blackmail in 9th Edition?
 Blackmail {B}

Sorcery

Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card.

In addition to killing peasants, punishing subordinates, and raising an army of nightmares, Braids somehow found time for her favorite hobby: petty extortion.

Illustrated by Christopher Moeller 

i cannot begin to do the illustration itself justice
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. 

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
forgot the caption
I'm on a random diet where only eat raw meat and milk and cooked eggs. I sometimes cheat so don't insult my mom when she cooks for me. Trying to get lean because I'm going on a lake trip with a girl who never used to look twice at me. I could probably just cook it but that's a lot of work and am delusional and have felt immortal for the last 4 months excluding the one time that was held at gunpoint for over an hour in June, I definitely didn't feel immortal then, but that's a story for another time.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
never leaving reddit
r/Kitchenchads

a picture of someone eating thin sliced, marinated raw beef with chopsticks. it is flaired "Workout Fuel💪"

post text: Got in shape, cleaned up, and took Chinese research chemicals that gave me insane HPPD, but also bizzarly, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen and turned me into God's gift to women. Now I have rejected the one who once rejected me. (Raw Steak from Walmart dipped in salt and fireball.)
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
we have lost the mandate of heaven
screenshot of r/whatisit

title: "Was at a concert and this girl was recording with this."

image: a beautiful woman in theater seats recording on a nintendo ds

caption: "The quality was terrible idk why she was even doing it. Made me laugh so hard. But not exactly sure what it is. Looks like a nintendo DS? But didn't know those had cameras."
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ain't nothing quite like a good bowl of pork belly and beans
cream shrimping on the bed, showing off her pork belly and beans
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
nearly all the best art and flavor text is wasted on the worst cards
Time of Heroes
1W
Enchantment (Uncommon, ROE)

Each creature you control with a level counter on it gets +2/+2.

Flavor text: "No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something."

Illustrated by Kekai Kotaki. The card image is of a ragtag group of warriors of a mix of fantasy races standing on a grassy hill, seen from behind and backlit. They are pointing, as if to charge, at the massive eldritch entity in the distance known as Emrakul.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
oh shit, i thought you said "titrate or diedrate." i just drank this vial of sulfuric acid
a peracetic acid titration kit
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
who says cats hate their bellies rubbed?
cream, on her back/side on an ottoman between two couches, looking quite content having her belly rubbed by @binpwife and i at the same time
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
to refill the water fountain, you must first become the water fountain
cookie praying at the empty altar of the font
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
finally able to visit my favorite brewery in the country
a freshly poured allagash tripel and a shor of underberg from allagash brewery
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
tag yourself, i'm high grade imbecile
mental development diagnostic guidelines from the 1920s. in ascending order (and these are depicted by cartoon people on literal stairs):

- idiot (mentally 4yo or under)
- low grade imbecile (4-5yo)
- medium imbecile (6-8yo)
- high grade imbecile (8-10yo)
- moron (10-12yo)
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
saw the hu last night
big binky and the banana boys dot jpeg from incredible comic artist beetlemoses
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
hello officer, is this the mall entrance?
carr accident scene, at a light. there is a damaged car where you'd expect. there is an intact motorcycle where you would not expect: hooked over the traffic light pole, next to a sign that says "mall entrance"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
have sex...
the now-removed act 3 beta boss 'doormaker' in his third goatse mode (plus a cheeky edit)
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
never a bad idea to check back in on the old forums
alcoholic wario fanart posted to newgrounds by user huddybunz. he's got on a beater and a yankees beanie, clearly stoned, and is holding a beer bottle straight out in front of him
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
blunt rotation
6. Baruch lgal Hatanian, 39, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.;
7. Yisroel Horowitz, 50, of Hollywood, Fla.; 
8. God lzraelov, 46, of Israel; 
9. David Moradi, 35, of Brooklyn, New York; 
10. Nicolo Nourafchan, 43, of Los Angeles, Calif.;
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
cookie is getting walkmogged by cream
cream aurafarming on the outdoor table in the suncookie seething from behind the screen
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Meat man Today at the diner
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
some real choice names on the bootleg arcade table at this taco joint
bootleg arcade table with some choice names like "gun dealer", "guzzler", and "hangly-man"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
sneaky baskin
hints of sun-dappled cream peek out from under the matte grey curtain. a gangly tail, a fat grey thigh, and a pink nose ensconced in white
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
get his ass, girls
cropped tweet:

Clavicular met a couple of transgender women who kept telling him they were the original looksmaxxers and that he's copying them. "You know that Trans women are like the OG looksmaxxers, I do the peptides, i'm on reta... You're copying us"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
screencap of a youtube comment
@pokexchespin01 2302 •10d ago 

>driving my car
>genie light comes up
>wish for unlimited wishes 
>car explodes
i shouldn't have tried to trick the genie
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
look at this beautiful shot chart. i love my connecticut huskies
uconn vs msu shot chart. msu is chaotic, with many long missed 2s up the key and a lopsided array of 3s. uconn is tight under the basket and around the perimeter, with only two shots outside the paint and clearly defined shooting pockets
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
can we get a hell yea
cream posed with green flowers, a green decorative bird in a suit, a corned beef and cabbage sandwich with roasted corn and potatoes and the aforementioned green beer
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
starting st paddy's day a little early with @binpwife.bsky.social
a bottle and shot of midori next to a glass and a can of counterweight's headway ipathe shot and beer mixed
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
wake up open phone seasoned goat penis
r/whatisit post
"something on a menu in vietnam"
it's seasoned goat penis
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
drinks and a soup crawl
midori and a tribus benji ipacauliflower soup garnished with pepper, herbs, and mushroom pate
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
meat cake
r/shittyfoodporn

"I made a meat cake for my friend's birthday. It tasted like dog food."

the image is sliced meats molded into a cake form, with a slice taken out. it is iced with a white substance (likely mayo) and sprinkled with bacon bits and breadcrumbs. a single flesh-toned candle sits atop
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
making some gyoza soup with a ma la/masala fusion broth i've been dwelling on for a while 🍲
gyoza in a cloudy tomato chili broth
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
conservative america last night
smithers afraid of strippers
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
steven crowder + his role as 'the brain' on arthur
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
does matt walsh not know what a martyr is
from the dipshit himself on twitter:
l'm very happy that Don Lemon was arrested but there is one extremely important caveat now that it's been done:
He HAS to be convicted and sent to prison for an extended length of time. If he is not convicted or not seriously punished then this whole thing is an unequivocal win for him. It makes him a martyr and ten times more famous with no significant consequence. Lemon was totally irrelevant prior to this. Nobody watched his show or even knew that he was still alive. Now he's relevant again. He'll almost certainly get another job in cable news on the heels of this. The only way to make this a win for the good guys is to punish him severely. Make the reward of fame and martyrdom not worth the cost. If you won't do that then you never should have arrested him.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
lost a big one today
voidmage prodigy. it was designed by kai budde and the art is in his likeness
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
sheWasFearless.jpeg
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
imagine showing this photo to someone in 2016
donald trump holding nicki minaj's hand
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i just wanted some context for the video
youtube video titled "Moaning Black Bear" which depicts someone's amateur recording of a black bear making typical noises. the creator's video description reads, "Moaning black bear, looks angry and dangerous, seems to like this big tree. Now thanks to corrupt cops that think a person should allow ATV riders to run you over on your own property, now I have no guns for protection. If this bear wants to eat me, it's his choice."
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
researching chemicals
Geosmin is also implicated in the migratory patterns of eels, where its higher concentration in freshwater systems guides the fish from the ocean into estuaries and rivers.[18] Geosmin is also likely involved in raccoon predation of turtle nests, where burrowing disturbs the soil and ejects the chemical and other volatile indicators into the air.[19]
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