binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026agreed, but it is funny how many of my coworkers stop walking to read my "stop knowing how to read" shirt 030
Reposted by binpRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i have designed what may be the scariest shirt design i have ever done, right in time to get to you some time around halloween roryblank.bigcartel.com 915721
Reposted by binpNew York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My husband is making me play Tomb Raider Legend because he knows how I feel about hot babes with firearms 193
Reposted by binp🙋♂️HumanBuddy💁♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13/09/2026Here's the rub. You either support trans rights or I'm not voting for you. Simple as. Do not come at me with "B-BUT REPUBLICANS." I don't give a fuck. Those are the terms. Either you stop playing games with people's lives or we all burn in this mf. 315723
Reposted by binpEdward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes.” Gm 67911
Reposted by binpbinp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents 0162
Reposted by binpNew York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Charlie Kirk is the answer to a question none of us dared ask until now: What if Harambe was republican? 092
binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents 0162
Reposted by binpBullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People make jokes about Kirks last words being ironic because they were about violence. But they're wrong. Not because those words arent ironic but because his last words were "Glurrglee..hyuukk..glurp...geeerraahhh.." 2313
binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026many don't know this hut a turd gallon (Gt) is actually equal to 63 fluid ounces 120
Reposted by binpSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files. 312747608
binp @binp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026a man walked into this dunkin and ordered a gallon of milk. we live in such beautiful times 1151
binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026drafted a sweet izzet tempo deck playing my my friend's proliferate cube. it turns out urza's saga is very good 060
binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i don't care much for the philosophy behind "hanlon's razor." it is, at minimum, hanlon's chainsaw 020
Reposted by binplauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested" 251913254
Reposted by binpNew York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Look at what they fucking took from us 072
binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026hate it when i show up to court and it's a jeff foxworthy bit 0310
binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026do that first thing, but instead of her, think about life-size bakugan 110
binp @binp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026starting a woke eugenics program at my local university lab. first project is consensual dog engineering. we show pregnant dogs photos of mutations and give their puppies the ones they wag their tails at. the last litter had three assholes and teeth the size of bratwurst 070
Reposted by binpHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I'm actually fairly certain that ~75% of men don't know what a hip dip is & if u showed them 2 pictures of the same woman edited to have & not have hip dips they would not be able to tell u the difference 6563
binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the horrible reality is that this movie was so drowned out in slop that i only watched it a few years later 110
binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026haha yea it was totally sick. don't look up where this movie ranked in the box office that year 030
binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026unfortunately, every other movie from that year sucked dog ass 350
binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comMad Max Guitar Guy's Desert PerformanceALT: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance 2111
binp @binp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when you see how i use mustard on my dogs, you will know that no condiment is truly sacred 130