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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
agreed, but it is funny how many of my coworkers stop walking to read my "stop knowing how to read" shirt
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have designed what may be the scariest shirt design i have ever done, right in time to get to you some time around halloween roryblank.bigcartel.com
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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My husband is making me play Tomb Raider Legend because he knows how I feel about hot babes with firearms
a sketch page featuring several screentoned illustrations of Lara Croft (specifically her Tomb Raider Legend design)
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dawg's spirit is eternally sighing
The alleged murder was followed by a wave of pogroms against the Jewish community. Violence spread from the Middle Rhine to the Moselle and the Lower Rhine region. The Jewish community turned to King Rudolf I, who was convinced the accusations were groundless. He fined the murderers of Jews and ordered the burning of the corpse of Werner to prevent any further veneration.
Veneration
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that's a whole lotta rectum on that bad girl...
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it is quite literally the bare minimum
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 13/09/2026
Here's the rub. You either support trans rights or I'm not voting for you. Simple as. Do not come at me with "B-BUT REPUBLICANS." I don't give a fuck. Those are the terms. Either you stop playing games with people's lives or we all burn in this mf.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes.” Gm
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this redditor on r/DPH went on a date with their partner after 550mgs of benadryl and is wondering why their behavior made their partner upset. attached is a long text from the boyfriend about how OP was barely mentally there and were so high they couldn't use a cell phone
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
counting or not counting ganon violence?
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy holidays
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents
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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk is the answer to a question none of us dared ask until now: What if Harambe was republican?
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wait i love prototaxites tell me more
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is fucking incredible thank you
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
call my dab pen the pentagon the way i be hittin it and then covering up evidence of the domestic origin of my crime from united states federal agents
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rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
HILLARY LIED VILERAT DIED
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People make jokes about Kirks last words being ironic because they were about violence. But they're wrong. Not because those words arent ironic but because his last words were "Glurrglee..hyuukk..glurp...geeerraahhh.."
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Big Metallic D @bigmetallicd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus quoting the post below
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i guess mid-90s graphic design looks the same every century
hotel cadillac (detroit, mi) menu from 1896. stamped by the NYPL archive in 1900, and has a tasting history watermark. 

the header looks like a 90s wordart take on tiki font, and the body text is a whimsical serif'd-up font straight out of paper mario. There is random calligraphy thrown in. it is like you ran ms wors on a typewriter and gave it to a 12-year-old classically-trained professional french chef

half of the menu offerings are horrifying 1900s classics like head cheese, water biscuits, and "shrimps, mayonnaise"
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Spazzy @spazzy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
many don't know this hut a turd gallon (Gt) is actually equal to 63 fluid ounces
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh yea? name every grain
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
thats_a_penis.jpeg
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Homer "Worst so far" meme
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
telling my coworkers i'm a log cabin anarchist
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
incredible parenthetical
Mercure strongly believed that French was constitutionally entrenched in Saskatchewan. Some said that when driving, he regularly sped past the local Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) detachment in hopes of getting a speeding ticket which he could use to raise the issue of the constitutional status of French. (He was also known to constantly speed while driving, ) Traffic tickets had been used in other provinces at that period to raise similar issues of language status
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i think a score of 18 is generous
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
no
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
a man walked into this dunkin and ordered a gallon of milk. we live in such beautiful times
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
verdict: briefly delicious before The Pain
me holdin the ghost pep i grewghost pep moments before disaster
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
drafted a sweet izzet tempo deck playing my my friend's proliferate cube. it turns out urza's saga is very good
aforementioned sweet izzet deck
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i don't care much for the philosophy behind "hanlon's razor." it is, at minimum, hanlon's chainsaw
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
experianas 17h

Interested in this post?

Interested / Not interested
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New York Bruce @theofficialceo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look at what they fucking took from us
Metroid 2's ending featuring an exceptionally buxom Samus in a revealing tank top and pantiesSuper Metroid's ending featuring Samus in a black midriff-bearing leotard with abs and visibly muscular arms and legs.One of Metroid Fusion's endings featuring Samus in a blue zip-up crop top with matching short shorts, her hair fully down and billowing in the windone of Metroid: Zero Mission's endings featuring Samus in an orange crop top with matching shorts and boots, lounging at a seedy bar being served drinks by some kind of cloaked ghoul
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hate it when i show up to court and it's a jeff foxworthy bit
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
do that first thing, but instead of her, think about life-size bakugan
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
starting a woke eugenics program at my local university lab. first project is consensual dog engineering. we show pregnant dogs photos of mutations and give their puppies the ones they wag their tails at. the last litter had three assholes and teeth the size of bratwurst
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it's time for revenge. bring on the hartford panthers
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm actually fairly certain that ~75% of men don't know what a hip dip is & if u showed them 2 pictures of the same woman edited to have & not have hip dips they would not be able to tell u the difference
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i am a baby boy
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the horrible reality is that this movie was so drowned out in slop that i only watched it a few years later
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
it helps that i'm bald
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
haha yea it was totally sick. don't look up where this movie ranked in the box office that year
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
unfortunately, every other movie from that year sucked dog ass
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
ALT: Mad Max Guitar Guy's Desert Performance
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when you see how i use mustard on my dogs, you will know that no condiment is truly sacred
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