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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 11h

I made a really delicious chicken dish last night with garlic, onion, collard greens, and rice, but today my house smells like an everything bagel

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 12h

As per a change in company policy, you do now have to be crazy to work here.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: so whatchya in for? Inmate: murder Me: murder? I hardly knew 'er! [next week] New inmate: so whatchya in for? Original inmate: two murders

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

People will roll their eyes at this over the combination of The Atlantic and the "well well if it isn't the consequences of my vote" genre but it's good that he feels this kind of shame, that's how a human should feel and Trump's power is built on people with no remaining capacity for it

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is adjacent to my long-standing position that we need an elderly Disney Princess, like a gender-swapped Prince Charles situation

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm reminded of this very illustrative bar graph

A bar graph that shows that, while most Americans think America would be better off if more Americans worked in manufact hardly anybody thinks they themselves would be better off if they worked in a factory

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/05/2023

If you accidentally fall into the Kool-Aid Man, he starts swishing around like a laundry machine & swallows you whole.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Canceling my meeting with Marketing and deleting my "IHOP's All you can eat Brexit buffet" PowerPoint pitch deck

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is a really good breakdown of the whole thing

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My wife and daughter hate it when I say I’m gonna kill myself while waiting at a restaurant so I said I was gonna kill the guy in front of me in line and they don’t like that either, someone has to die

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's really a foundational experience. When I was in college, some friends and I drove from Nebraska to Wisconsin to see Phish. I'm not even really a jam band guy, but I had a fantastic time.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've never played these games or seen these movies but this is excellent

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Shaking my head at the list of reds and muttering "wrong year" and walking away

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's sad that this man has never known the joys of driving 4 hours with your friends to see your favorite band

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Name? Guy Bunting. Occupation? Guy bunting.

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 30/09/2026

Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”

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Barbie Girl, Interrupted @leesha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

knock 'em up, Socrates

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let the record show that the senator does not know ball. I yield my time.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of life's great indignities is having to buy a trash can. Yeah, I'm going to spend a hundred bucks on a special jail in my house for all the slop I want out of my life.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It feels like Sanders was intentionally teeing up gremlins like Walsh to make exactly this argument so she can have plausible deniability

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A falcon swoops down upon Liberty Biberty believing it has snared an easy meal for its hungry brood. Moments later, it drops the accursed thing, glad to be rid of its unclean yellow hairs in its talons. Even the falcon, forever susceptible to the vicissitudes of the wild, has never been THAT hungry.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One thing almost all good flags have in common is that a child could draw a recognizable version of it from memory

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today I saw an inexplicable t-shirt at breakfast: "FUCK BEEF JERKY. GIVE ME WEED." Does anyone have any insight into this perplexing series of words and fashion choices?

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

We need another big guy who's not afraid of going after the bad guys. It's time for Mitchell: The Series.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

* rubbing my hands together in anticipation of reading an extremely bad-faith post phrased in the most condescending way possible *

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am the lowest of the low. I put on my pants 0.78 legs at a time

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What's the stupidest reason you've ever disliked a pro athlete? For me, I didn't like Josh Allen for a number of years because I think the number 17 looks ugly on a jersey.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No shade intended, he understood the assignment and he killed it

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It's good work if you can get it, but I would feel a little self-conscious if I was typecast as an insufferable dick

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Liberty mutual commercials are the Heathcliff comics of college football

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is how the Vatican brought Superman to heel

The pope gazing at a large green sphere made of some kind of green translucent rock or something, I dunno

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I didn't choose the hierophant life, the hierophant life chose me

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For thousands of years, mystics have been attracted to strange artifacts

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They were careless people, the boys—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into town... and let other people clean up the mess they had made

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings the boys by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to town.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

there are only two plots in all of literature—a person goes on a journey, or the boys are back in town

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

They're adding another character to the liberty mutual cinematic universe, a horrible little goblin named leebo who keeps trying to eat the emu. Nobody's sure what his deal is.

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The Living Man Bill Ferris @billferris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Midwestern security consultant firm called OPESEC

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