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Billable Time Lord

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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@theresthistory.bsky.social thought I was clever to ask, but slightly disappointed that the Director of Dune is not related to the French commander at Trafalgar.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
@nickofferman.bsky.social The definitive Chester A. Arthur in Death By Lightning on Netflix. Bravo, sir.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This is what happens when we order Domino's.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Star Wars, but if the Emperor was a dumb goofy dipshit.
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Salon.com @salon.com · 07/11/2025
Former Rep. Cori Bush, D-Mo., is seeking a return to Congress, arguing that progressives are built for this moment.
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Cori Bush on midterms: "Woke isn't dead — woke is fighting" - Salon.com
The former Missouri congresswoman, seeking to return to Washington, argues progressives are built for this moment
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Salon.com @salon.com · 01/11/2025
Mark Lilla insists Trumpism isn’t fascism — just "chthonic forces in human nature." But when the traits of fascism are all there, that kind of cowardice won’t age well.
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Trump regime isn't fascist, claims leading intellectual: It just looks that way - Salon.com
Mark Lilla claims MAGA isn't even conservative, let alone fascist. This kind of cowardice won't age well
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 29/10/2025
If convicted, the protesters could face up to six years in prison for the conspiracy charges and eight years in prison for the intimidation charge. Conspiracy charges are a common tool for prosecutors to use against protesters.
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Trump DOJ Charges House Candidate Kat Abughazaleh With Conspiracy for Protesting ICE
Abughaleh is one of six activists facing federal conspiracy charges for actions like blocking an ICE agent’s car in Broadview, Illinois.
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NPR @npr.org · 20/10/2025
The "Danger Zone" singer is asking for his performance to be deleted from a fake "King Trump" video that the president posted to Truth Social on Saturday. n.pr/4hoFl54
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Trump's fake video featured 'Danger Zone.' Musician Kenny Loggins wants it scrubbed
The "Danger Zone" singer is asking for his performance to be deleted from a fake "King Trump" video that the president posted to Truth Social on Saturday.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your laughs. I'm taping a new special and I would love for you to attend.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
On your first day in prison, walk up to the biggest, meanest guy in the yard and introduce yourself!
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
@michaelianblack.bsky.social when is @elienyc.bsky.social going to be a guest on HIGNFY?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
how does he always look like he's cosplaying as fascist Eminem
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John Gramlich @johngramlich.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society 22% in 2022 47% in 2025 No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
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Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports
Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Can you imagine what Bill Adama would have stood up and said at the mandatory officers' diatribe after DOTUS blabbed all that nonsense?
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a man wearing glasses and a black shirt has a badge on his chest with the letter v on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black shirt has a badge on his chest with the letter v on it
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@michaelianblack.bsky.social on Lewis Black violence on @hignfyus.bsky.social last night. Respect your cranky elders!
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Downton explodes. Tom walks away laughing maniacally. "Oh, Lord Grantham. I was ALWAYS a socialist."
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The fact that @thenation.com published this, instead of, I don't know, firing @joanwalsh.bsky.social for having the audacity to remember the things he's actually said, is a pretty good example of why I work here, and not at some other places.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
100 percent
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They should do a twofer with Benedict Arnold.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My friend, Pip, died. He was a cat. He was with my wife for fifteen ish of his nineteen ish years. I knew him for four. He was a rake and a barfer. He was also charming. I miss him. I don't think there's s a rainbow bridge. But, I feel better when I tell him I love him. Goodbye, sweet boy.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@harvilla.bsky.social greetings from Belleville, Illinois, ancestral(?) home of Wilco.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@marcmaron.bsky.social loved the Jackson Galaxy episode. As we approach the end of WTF, I want to confess, I've teared up a little every time I've listened to you say "little cat angels everywhere." When this one goes, a huge hunk of me will go with her.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Setting aside the babyman brinksmanship, the complete lack of understanding of context, history, relationships and basic economics, FULL JUSTIFY YOUR CORRESPONDENCE, YOU AMATEURISH DOTARD!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@harvilla.bsky.social Perplexed. Sidling up to hurt that you thought you needed to explain Alderan to the sort of people who listen to your podcast.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
@cnn.com @roywoodjr.bsky.social @michaelianblack.bsky.social @amberruffin.bsky.social BREAKING NEWS: I need HIGNFY. Please make more ASAP.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It isn't. I won.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Cute winged purple kobold druid with staff wearing round sunglasses by ChatGPT. Thought it was cute. Might delete.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
1984 For Dummies is getting real old.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
@katystoll.bsky.social @mehdirhasan.bsky.social My podcast universes collapse as Zeteo and Some More News comingle. Next, Mehdi will slum with @iwriteok.bsky.social
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Art of the Deal!!
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I recognize no "Pope" who isn't high enough level to cast Blade Barrier.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2025
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This made me think of @iwriteok.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2025
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool theonion.com/peace-a...
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The Pope's death today teaches us a valuable lesson about the fragility of life and taking advantage of the time we have. If you died today would it be with the peace of mind that comes from knowing you have told J.D. Vance to go fuck himself?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
incredibly important that he and everyone else frame it that way. we do need to fight for Abrego Garcia but we also cannot let that be the end of resistance against this lawless historic crime occurring at the behest of a Republican junta.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Interpretive theater reenactment of the US entering Trump 2.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Please take a moment to appreciate Nolan Jones' wildly unfortunate trip to first
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Me right now
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
@strictscrutiny.bsky.social wondering about the 8th amendment implications of the U.S. Government sending anyone to CECOT.
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HoodRiverJen @hoodriverjen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This is an excellent article that makes me want to throw up.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Stay woke, people. And go listen to We All Scream, now out in audio form! Listen here: hypeddit.com/pattonoswalt...
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"Party of fiscal responsibility?" Nah. Party of racism is our kink and we're willing to pay your money for it.
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Billable Time Lord @billabetimelord.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Great. Cory Booker talked a long time. Wasn't a bill up for debate he was holding up by refusing to cede the floor. He just talked a long time. Remember when Dem leadership wouldn't reform the filibuster? They're still not using it.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Continue this stuff. This stuff matters.
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