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Chris Bush

@cjbush88.bsky.social
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Native Texan with all the misery that entails.

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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now if we could just trigger a new anti-nationalist Reformation in the American Church we'd be cooking.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They couldn't even use a decent model? Like Claude or GPT would at least be like "You're totally right, shutting down the busiest shipping lane for oil exports in the world was a mistake in hindsight, and that's on me..." Grok is just gonna be like "LET'S BOMB THE BROWN PEOPLE AGAIN"
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You guys I think Donald Trump might be racist.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me not watching the Phillies game but watching @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online live post through it and trying to figure out if they're winning or losing.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who thought it was a good idea to put the very personification of a squatted F350 with wheel arch lights, truck nuts, and a dozen MAGA/Gadsden/thin blue line/Punisher flags on the back in charge of the military again?
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does Pete Hegseth think it's appropriate for the Defense Secretary to hock DoD programs like he's unveiling a new iPhone? These people are high on Silicon Valley's supply.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does he understand...literally any of these things?
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberty University is a premier higher ed institution?
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OK but who are the three best minds?
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Murray Hamilton as Major Vaughn: Best Summer Ever Quote
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
100% guarantee Xi was like “holy crap Donald you’re a genius that’s an amazing idea!” while laughing with his generals as they draw up invasion plans for Taiwan.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Considering the main buyers of Russian oil are China and India, actually Zelenskyy should be bombing them even harder.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Uhhh…wasn’t the whole point of the Mandarinenführerbunker that it was absolutely necessary for national security and protection from enemy attacks? If he’s letting Xi, the leader of arguably our biggest foreign enemy, see how the sausage is made, which enemy is he worried about exactly?
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you. Exactly. This is what I keep saying. If the Senate is too busy dealing with constant impeachments, they're too busy to try to pass any of Trump's agenda through. Democrats need to start thinking strategically.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These do slap.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He really missed the boat by not going with “Intelligence of America” and getting Sam Altman to rebrand as OpenIA
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump’s legal council: “You have the right to remain silent.” Trump: “OK BUT I DID IT AND IT WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This means he’s shedding base. That’s a big deal.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Live look at Disney Plus.
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Darth Vader Alter The Deal
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Because BlueSky tankies are more interested in whining online than actually doing anything that requires more effort than typing on their iPhone?
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To be fair though, this is basically every social revolution ever going back to like the 1381 Peasants Revolt and even earlier. “We’re not rebelling against the king. That would be immoral. We’re just concerned about the evil advisors who have gotten their hooks into him.”
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Day 1 of post-Trump needs to be scorched earth. Ballroom torn down and the bill sent to Mar-A-Lago. Arch blown up Nuremburg style. Every Confederate monument torn down. Every Confederate soldier in Arlington dug up and chucked in the Potomac. Every sign Trump existed removed. Full damnatio memoriae.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
LOL
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like some kind of sick, deluded 40 year old freak.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clearly a Stephen Miller tweet if ever I saw one
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally Hank Hill can become a Fed.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Serenity now!
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it's really gross that people are telling cis people that true allyship is to help Republicans maintain control of Congress.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m starting to think the average Bluesky far leftist actually LIKES having Trump in power because it gives them something to performatively protest against. That’s the only reason I can think of for a take like in the original piece.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brandenburg v Ohio continues to loom large.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And (wearying as it is to keep saying this day after day, issue after issue, but it's the only constitutional language we have for it) it is an impeachable offense to attempt such a circumvention of Congress. I think it would be fair to impeache just for trial-ballooning it. 6/6
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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B Scott Unrolls Long List
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sometimes fate is merciful.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah God forbid we have an “unconstitutional assault on judicial independence and the separation of powers.”
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Corollary to how every few years a down-on-their-luck restaurant chain stumbles on the secret trick to getting customers and it turns out it’s just “offer quality food at a reasonable price.” Nobody ever thinks to try the simple, obvious solution.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This didn’t happen so hard that it caused things that did happen to unhappen. Which is how Fruit of the Loom lost the cornucopia in their logo.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Find someone who looks at you the way the news media looks at a story that sounds like it came from the most far fetched fictional dystopian hellscape but is actually just 21st century American society.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When your hair dye budget has to go to pay for Patriot missiles instead because the drunk you put in charge of DoD wasted them all.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some MAGA voting pig farmer in Arkansas who’s never traveled more than 10 miles from where he was born:
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Arthur Fist
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man, good thing this guy never owned a string of casinos.
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Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just once I'd love to see a politician say "yeah, I used a canned template for a tweet and wasn't thinking about it, mea culpa" and everyone could just move on. It's not so much that they lie. It's that their lies are just insulting to everyone's intelligence.
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