Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now if we could just trigger a new anti-nationalist Reformation in the American Church we'd be cooking. 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They couldn't even use a decent model? Like Claude or GPT would at least be like "You're totally right, shutting down the busiest shipping lane for oil exports in the world was a mistake in hindsight, and that's on me..." Grok is just gonna be like "LET'S BOMB THE BROWN PEOPLE AGAIN" 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me not watching the Phillies game but watching @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online live post through it and trying to figure out if they're winning or losing. 061
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Who thought it was a good idea to put the very personification of a squatted F350 with wheel arch lights, truck nuts, and a dozen MAGA/Gadsden/thin blue line/Punisher flags on the back in charge of the military again? 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why does Pete Hegseth think it's appropriate for the Defense Secretary to hock DoD programs like he's unveiling a new iPhone? These people are high on Silicon Valley's supply. 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Liberty University is a premier higher ed institution?static.klipy.comJ. Jonah Jameson's Iconic LaughALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh 121
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comMurray Hamilton as Major Vaughn: Best Summer Ever QuoteALT: Murray Hamilton as Major Vaughn: Best Summer Ever Quote 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026100% guarantee Xi was like “holy crap Donald you’re a genius that’s an amazing idea!” while laughing with his generals as they draw up invasion plans for Taiwan. 020
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Considering the main buyers of Russian oil are China and India, actually Zelenskyy should be bombing them even harder. 020
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Uhhh…wasn’t the whole point of the Mandarinenführerbunker that it was absolutely necessary for national security and protection from enemy attacks? If he’s letting Xi, the leader of arguably our biggest foreign enemy, see how the sausage is made, which enemy is he worried about exactly? 130
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank you. Exactly. This is what I keep saying. If the Senate is too busy dealing with constant impeachments, they're too busy to try to pass any of Trump's agenda through. Democrats need to start thinking strategically. 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He really missed the boat by not going with “Intelligence of America” and getting Sam Altman to rebrand as OpenIA 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump’s legal council: “You have the right to remain silent.” Trump: “OK BUT I DID IT AND IT WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” 022
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' QuoteALT: George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Live look at Disney Plus.static.klipy.comDarth Vader Alter The DealALT: Darth Vader Alter The Deal 020
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Because BlueSky tankies are more interested in whining online than actually doing anything that requires more effort than typing on their iPhone? 020
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026To be fair though, this is basically every social revolution ever going back to like the 1381 Peasants Revolt and even earlier. “We’re not rebelling against the king. That would be immoral. We’re just concerned about the evil advisors who have gotten their hooks into him.” 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Day 1 of post-Trump needs to be scorched earth. Ballroom torn down and the bill sent to Mar-A-Lago. Arch blown up Nuremburg style. Every Confederate monument torn down. Every Confederate soldier in Arlington dug up and chucked in the Potomac. Every sign Trump existed removed. Full damnatio memoriae. 010
Reposted by Chris BushKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it's really gross that people are telling cis people that true allyship is to help Republicans maintain control of Congress. 433145
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m starting to think the average Bluesky far leftist actually LIKES having Trump in power because it gives them something to performatively protest against. That’s the only reason I can think of for a take like in the original piece. 060
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' MomentALT: Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment 160
Reposted by Chris BushJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And (wearying as it is to keep saying this day after day, issue after issue, but it's the only constitutional language we have for it) it is an impeachable offense to attempt such a circumvention of Congress. I think it would be fair to impeache just for trial-ballooning it. 6/6 291252199
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comB Scott Unrolls Long ListALT: B Scott Unrolls Long List 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yeah God forbid we have an “unconstitutional assault on judicial independence and the separation of powers.” 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Corollary to how every few years a down-on-their-luck restaurant chain stumbles on the secret trick to getting customers and it turns out it’s just “offer quality food at a reasonable price.” Nobody ever thinks to try the simple, obvious solution. 020
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This didn’t happen so hard that it caused things that did happen to unhappen. Which is how Fruit of the Loom lost the cornucopia in their logo. 010
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Find someone who looks at you the way the news media looks at a story that sounds like it came from the most far fetched fictional dystopian hellscape but is actually just 21st century American society. 031
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When your hair dye budget has to go to pay for Patriot missiles instead because the drunk you put in charge of DoD wasted them all. 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Some MAGA voting pig farmer in Arkansas who’s never traveled more than 10 miles from where he was born:static.klipy.comArthur FistALT: Arthur Fist 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Man, good thing this guy never owned a string of casinos. 000
Chris Bush @cjbush88.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just once I'd love to see a politician say "yeah, I used a canned template for a tweet and wasn't thinking about it, mea culpa" and everyone could just move on. It's not so much that they lie. It's that their lies are just insulting to everyone's intelligence. 040