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Col

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social

1.6K followers 295 following 10K posts

Big daft sod. I can type 300 wrods a minute. Shockingly Mackem. Passionately committed to whatever you believe. Ally 🌈

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 36m

Happy anniversary to you both, mate.

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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Try cloning yourself some fucking mates pal

That daft cunt Bryan Johnson again

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

Case not proven.🖕

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

An excellent point and very well made.

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

So what if I want to see Olivia Coleman get doiked by a hamper, it's not illegal.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

It's evolution in action. If I'm honest it doesn't even surprise me anymore.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

You take that bands name out of your God damned mouth.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

And this is why I follow him.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING 5.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

I work with men who've been in Rampton and Broadmoor, a rat in a balaclava doesn't frighten me, son. Anyway, when I was a kid it was the little odd balls who wore balaclavas. You know the ones, they always had a built up shoe and an elastoplast over one lense of their glasses.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

I've just got out of the car for a vape and stared at them and they've fucked off.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

Brilliant, now there's a gang of scratters, evidently dealing, watching me because I'm sitting here wearing a shirt and tie. I bet end up having to educate someone.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

Meanwhile, on the B Ark...

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 7h

Sitting in the car in a flat roof pub car park eating a cheese and onion pie like I'm heavily divorced and the kids don't want to see me.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

Next time mate.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

How many loved your moments of glad grace. ❤️

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

Have the fire died down yet? I assume you've burned everything down.

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

The Yeats poem in the chapter house got to me a bit but then I've always loved him.

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

Ah, that's when we left. We were 6.30.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8h

sometimes you look at a duck and you just know he's thinking "might do a quack in a minute"

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 8h

Me too, I kept my eye open for you but didn't see you. What time was your slot?

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 9h

When are commentators going to stop saying things like "Trump has made a mistake" or "This is a huge mistake for America by Trump". They're not mistakes or errors by Trump. They're calculated sabotages from Putin carried out by Trump. Russia has won the cold war.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 12h

Geordie Dave was a laugh.

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💕💙 Kay 💙💕 @girlabouttown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

www.vinted.co.uk/member/82960...

One community, thousands of brands, and a whole lot of second-hand style. Ready to get started? Here’s how it works.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 13h

Monday

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Monday.

Going For Gold screenshot of Henry Kelly captioned flies off the handle.

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👻🎃Gingerrrrr🎃👻 @missstree.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

www.vinted.co.uk/member/30850... She’s here again, flogging her wares. Shares appreciated 😘🖤

One community, thousands of brands, and a whole lot of second-hand style. Ready to get started? Here’s how it works.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Durham cathedral.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm having one too, with crumpets, and I know it's foolhardy.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trippy AF.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Are you back yet? What did you think?

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They've done a few things like this over the years. They're always stunning.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm taking Emily to this tonight. Lots of colours, lights, shapes and sounds. It should keep me occupied. www.durhamcathedral.co.uk/visit-us/thi...

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Time by Luxmuralis - Durham Cathedral

Luxmuralis returns to Durham Cathedral from 7 to 11 October 2026 with a new light show, Time.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I should write a column for the Guardian.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Hulk was always my favourite character. Someone who has to walk away because when he goes he goes large. As a kid who was always head and shoulders above my peers I knew how that felt and it was cathartic to watch him say fuck it and just spin the chins of bullys.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Finally got to watch the latest Spiderman film and I enjoyed it. The Hulk was the best bit. I'm now going to watch the Oasis film. More as it happens.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Looks shite.

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah I know.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

However, I am on call all weekend.

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Gamer Rage: For Fuck Sake

ALT: Gamer Rage: For Fuck Sake

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Friday night.

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Teach the Facts, they will find out Truth about our History🇺🇸

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Rich @rich-bryant.uk · 09/10/2026

Matt Goodwin: REPLACING CHURCHILL? WITH AN OWL?!?

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hahaha

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just been asked to apply for a job in Skipton.

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ALT: Benny Hill Wtf

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hahaha

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ordering the "free'est people on earth" what to think? It's almost like he* wants the American people to revolt. *Putin

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

🎶Last night I dreamt of some dago🎶 (La isla bonita, Madonna ‧ 1986)

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You're a legend mate and scum like her do not speak for the majority.

Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Imagine not even knowing you're a monster.