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@therewillbegin.bsky.social
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It seems grown adult men are still going out dressed up as the peaky blinders. It's no better than them watching the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, sticking on bright coloured lycra morph suits then assuming everyone will think they're dead hard and about to fight a mutant crayfish in AllBarOne.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has people 'announcing' stuff always been this bad on LinkedIn? Used to be new jobs but now it's 'pleased to announce' they're back in the office after a holiday. Or announcing they've completed the first part of a team project at university. Everyday I am more convinced I have died and am in Hell.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Somebody REALLY built up Buttercup!
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I saw an absolutely massive cow today. You could not imagine how big it was. No bigger that that. Nice try, but bigger. Just have a look it's easier... What the fuck happened here?
Massive cow, might be standing on something to look taller...No... it is just a fucking massive cow.Like wtf, how is this cow three times bigger than the other cows.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Considering the cost of living and fuel crisis... ...how much do you think it would cost for a family of four to go to Jurassic Park for a long weekend?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My 4yr old went through my desk drawers and found some dice. He said, "Oh look some boiled gums!" I forgot about it until this morning when he ran in and rolled a big foam dice from a game and shouted, "ROLL THE BOILED GUM!" I have no idea where this has come from or what he's misheard. Any clues?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'd like a small device That vibrates in my pocket When in proximity with people That I know or at least knew. And the intensity of vibration Is an indictaion of the chance That they still remember me. So that they don't feel awkward Or confused By a stranger saying hello.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A small badge, that everybody wears. It comes in two colours. And everybody is taught that one colour Means I am happy to make small talk. While the other Means I am more comfortable with silence.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I watched the original Jury Duty and I was one of my favourite TV shows. Im just starting the follow up, Company Retreat and its fucking awful. It's so unnatural. Its like they tried to make the American office but shit. Never one is trying to be a character. Does it get better? Can it get better?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is he any good at it? You'd have to ask him... though he'll tell you that he's pretty, prettyyyyyy, pretty good.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm meant to be at the gym but instead I'm being told off as today it became obvious that I have been teaching my four year old the expressions and mannerisms of Larry David.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Woken up to a LinkedIn post where someone has spun changing a battery on a handheld vacuum into a three paragraph post on product design, sustainability, and sucking their own dick about how fucking amazing they are to consider doing that. I cannot continue to quietly hold this anger inside of me.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Told my boss my weekend plans were to go home and cry about this week until my financial situation forced me to come back again next week... in front of the work experience student. He didn't look best impressed.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
When they announce they have cracked teleportation, the first thing I want to see it used for is teleporting jam into the middle of doughnuts, removing the need for an insertion hole that upon first bite inevitably becomes a jam exit hole, squirting jam into my lap.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just been asked to sign up to "Coffee Roulette" at work. You're randomly assigned a person from another part of the business and then have to arrange a 30 minute chat over coffee. I've told them I'd rather play Russian Roulette.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hello. I don't come online much but I have two things I need to say. Less important: Last One Laughing 2 isnt as good as 1 but it's really annoyed me also (internet annoyed I dont really care) Amy G did not deserve a red card for that smile while Mel G is constantly walking around pulling that face.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Sat out in my garden in the first warm sun of the year. A nice coffee and listening to Brothers in Arms (song not album). What* could be better? *not counting that** **you know.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
What are genuinely, perfect 10/10 out of ten albums. Not a bad song on there. Discussing in the pub.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Went to watch the murmurations over Newcastle tonight. Such an amazing things to see. The pictures dont do it justice. Ive seen them before but the scale of this one tonight was much bigger than I've ever seen. The video compression on this app doesn't help.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Anyway, I hope this rant/vent finds you all well?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Is this strange? There was a meeting today and someone brought biscuits for the break, big ones, you might call them cookies if that was your thing, though it doesn't sit right with me.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Had a really strange sensation when driving this morning. Going round a bend to a slip road it felt like it wasn't getting closer. I was doing 70 and it was a 200ish yards away but although driving towards it, it never felt like it was getting closer. Like I was being imperceptibly reset in time.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Every Winter Olympic event looks like a game thought up by kids that their teachers eventually have to ban on the playground.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Just heard the most uexpected turn of phrase. Chatting to a woman in the office, don't know her really, but quite senior so was reaching for some safe small talk & ended up talking about the Winter Olympics. She said she couldn't do ski-jump as she would end up "landing like a sack of dildos".
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It's either: "I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend, what if something's on TV and it's never shown again." OR "She's a tear that hangs inside my soul forever."
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Strangely I seem to be doing better with hard mode? I must just be better with greys and purples I have no doubt this is going to throw up a 'colour blind' spot.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why do i feel like im about to be flappy bird-ed...
44.28 out of 50 score for a colour matching game
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I have no real interest in doing drugs myself but I am addicted to reading forums about people's experiences with Salvia.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
...deserves a quiet night.
News article about Night Showering.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I feel like Lionel Richie has very different Sunday mornings to me.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Anyone from Birmingham? Heading down in a few weeks with a group. I need to book somewhere for food after an event so late ish say 9pm. Is the Balti triangle still worth the hike out of the centre or is there somewhere as good in the centre people would recommend? It's years since I was last there.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Going down?
Lift button that says "lift coming" which is funny to me.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Just finished putting my son to bed: So many children's books are awful, especially when written to rhyme. Just so low effort, it's like they've never been read out loud before publishing. But… The Cafe at the Edge of the Woods and the new prequel The Cave Downwind of the Cafe are incredible.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Anyone gone full electric car? I need to change mine and I'm getting pushed EV from every angle. I do 80 miles a day minimum but guess as long as I can get home each day theater not an issue. Any regrets?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It's been about a year since I stopped using twitter in any meaningful way. Apart from the obvious decline it was mainly about just getting some time back. I do miss the occasional chats with the people who were mostly good. Two things hit me though...
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
After some help please. I have to post something today for someone. They sent me this label. Do I need to go to a post office to post this or can I stick this in the post box at the end of my road instead? It doesn't look like tracked delivery.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Son wanted an ice cream so took him to the local, slightly dated but with a reto charm to ice cream parlour. I ordered at the counter and the older waitress looked a bit down. I made poliet small take while she made the Sundae: "So how are you today?" To which she replied, "My soul is tired."
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Traditions...
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
LNER still running variations on this advert; it's not just me is it? Is it?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
What do you drink when you are not drinking? Got to go to a works do in another town so going to drive. Don't want to drink fizzy drinks all night as I dont like them. Or have the grief of obviously not drinking from people. Tonic water? Guinness Zero? Surely there are better options?
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Has anyone seen that new LNER advert on instagram? What were they thinking? Just looks like someone's on their way to wank someone off.
Still from a video of someone travelling on a train with their hand held in a way that looks like the old "Whats this? Wankers cramp! Do you get it?" joke.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Notification my VPN subscription just expired. #LeSigh
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When I'm having a bad day I remind myself that the world is my oyster. Because I hate oysters.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Stuck on a Carlisle industrial estate for the next three hours due to a smashed windscreen rather than... well anything really.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@jenbren.bsky.social Happy Birthday!
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I sat alone in the canteen today. I stared out of the window at the falling snow wondering what it would be like if I poured gravy into a bag of Flame Grilled Steak McCoy's. Eventually, I returned to my desk. A gravy stain down my shirt.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Not feeling particularly international today.
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Adam @therewillbegin.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I don' care if it makes me a bad person: When I see someone riding a bike with no hands, I want them to fall off.
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