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I’ve just seen the clip and now fully understand what you’re talking about. A seminal moment in Bollywood history

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Yes! I had the vaguest memory of something like it I thought I imagined this. Incredible stuff

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High speed chase. I don’t know what high pursuit is I’m sorry

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Just saw the top of the Luas and the surface is very uneven and full of wires and things. Totally unsuitable for a high pursuit chase

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This is so cool! He is extremely creepy she did her job well, I found the CGI version a lot easier to handle in the Peter Jackson films afterwards so thank you to Crystal for priming me

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The whole film is a nightmare. Its the rotoscoping, everything is slightly off

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lord of the Rings Fellowship came out when I was 7 so in anticipation we rented the 1978 version. I think I’m entirely justified in my fear of this Gollum.

Gollum from Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings

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You can deny it all you want but we’ve all seen the leaked emails

Dear Mrs Editor,
It's me Ken Early. Using the Early Family Fortune 1 am going to buy The Journal and call it The Earnal and all of the articles will be written by my first born child Kelly Earley. If anyone has a problem with this I will rugby tackle them. I don't care who gets hurt. We are a very rich family and I can pay the judges to say whatever we want.
I want Kelly's first column about Fair City on the website by noon tomorrow.
Yours scrumfully
Ken Early
Sports Journalist and Kelly Earley's Father

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We are live on BBC Radio Ulster right now!

Lunchtime with Michael Fry Series 3, Episode 5. Rebecca takes over while Michael struggles to move on

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So far Dean has brought his six year old sister to a Town Hall meeting and renaissance themed dinner. Their parents are just ok with this.

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this

My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love how mental Paris is. Totally insane

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Genuinely would have preferred being launched into the Sun to doing the Samba.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.

A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion
E extreme shivering or muscle pain
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Crying at how the new intern at work was born in 2005 and knows about the Blair government because "we studied it in sociology".

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had of course seen that word before

Tweet from @futurevictim_ that reads:
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time. I am enjoying it. They gave Emily a pair of trainers to walk about Stars Hollow and she said she “looked like a Clydesdale”. I had to google that but I did laugh when I saw what a Clydesdale is.

A Clydesdale Horse. It has white hair round its feet resembling white trainers

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This weeks episode will feature an appearance of Sir Maurice’s ex wives Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Mary, Jessica and dialling in remotely from the beach in Barbados, Sandra.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lunchtime with Michael Fry Season 3 episode 4: Sir Maurice’s last will and testament is read out live on air. Will Michael inherit Ulster FM or will his years of reckless incompetence havae caused his Father to disinherit him?

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We need less songs about the club and more songs about how good it is to work at a car wash.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like spicy food now but it took work, I made myself like it. And, if I’m being honest about it, it was because I thought it would temporarily make me breathe fire like in Scooby Doo.

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Next year I’d like to see more older people in the castle. I want neighbourhood watch WhatsApp group levels of drama #traitorsirl

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Diego still has the dagger equipped. The other two are defenceless. Take your prize Diego #TraitorsIRL

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If it were me I would throw myself in the fire because people would be like “there’s no way a traitor would throw themselves in the fire” #TraitorsIRL

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Listen I love the coat Diego but are you not boiling sitting at that table #TraitorsIRL

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Can’t believe we have to watch another task #TraitorsIRL

Millhouse asking when Itchy and Scratchy are getting to the firework factory

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This is the toughest series of Great British Bake Off yet. if Nigella Lawson said she didn’t like something I made I would simply die of shame. Sorry for bothering you my queen.

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Yep that’s exactly when it arrived

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I’m sure there’s a maths thing like the birthday paradox where it’s more likely it’ll arrive when I’m away. The Millhouse Paradox.

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I have a parcel arriving today (at any time apparently) and I have to leave the house for approx one hour and I guarantee that’s when it’ll arrive. It’s like they wait for you to leave.

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Pauric has to convince Diego it’s Anna and to vote for her first and then resist the temptation to oust Carla after that. It’s gonna be tense #TraitorsIrl

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I’d be telling the most outrageous lies at that dinner table. Give me that money #TraitorsIRL

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Pauric and Carla couldn’t look more like traitors right now. Defending Carla could damage Pauric’s endgame #TraitorsIRL

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Even as a faithful I’d rather be murdered than haul water up that hill. I’m going back to the castle for sandwiches #TraitorsIRL

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