Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 20hThank god everybody finally agrees.. maybe tonight’s the night? 000
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 20hI think lowkey means, kinda, sorta, pretty much. Depending on the context and who you are. I lowkey kinda sorta pretty much think trump is insane. Did I use it right? 100
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 21hWhat do you think it would look like if your president betrayed you? 000
Reposted by Mr. BMr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 30/12/2025If variety is the spice of life.. variety gives me diarrhea 001
Reposted by Mr. BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick 3273093
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The inventor of BitTorrent has died. No single cause of death's been found. He just kind of went to pieces. 000
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/1FvdIy...open.spotify.comLife Don't Last That LongAnders Osborne · Spacedust & Ocean Views · Song · 2016 000
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/2FYMVO...open.spotify.comLebanonOndara · Tales Of America · Song · 2019 010
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just in case you ever have to define a rapey tansphobic, narcissistic fucktard, and stupid af ness simultaneously Use trump as an exemplar 000
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026A lot of people say kangaroo court. That shit is played out. It’s been dumb for at least 40-50 years. 000
Reposted by Mr. BUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.” 1141276
Reposted by Mr. BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY 314728
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How ya like me now? Mr Smith.. if that’s even your real name 000
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sounds like trump is ramping up to start bombing Ukraine 000
Reposted by Mr. BMr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nah. We need to kill people to show people that killing people is wrong! 001
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I teach middle school and 6th 7th and 8th graders missed K, 1st, and 2nd respectively. It’s not pretty. 100
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Trump is the most hated person in history. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it 100
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trump cuts deisel deal for 1/2 a days worth of US diesel consumption, assuming every gallon went to America. Wtf 100
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Be real people. The US is gettin its ass kicked by the world 000
Reposted by Mr. BSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember gang – when you’re flipping the bird, stick your thumb out on the bird-flipping hand for added emphasis. It’s like putting an accent aigu on it 1917353
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We all eat things we know we shouldn’t. The important thing is learning from our mistakes. Dishwasher safe does not mean edible. 000
Reposted by Mr. BMyq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here’s a fun exchange I was a part of the other day. I’m sharing it here, Memento-style. The first image is my final response. Then you get to see what preceded it, ending with my initial fun joke. Important context: I am a comedian. Please enjoy at your leisure! 1151
Reposted by Mr. BAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 907258456132
Reposted by Mr. BMr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someone should ask him if renaming things is what he means by winning? The golden age is just renaming stuff? 072
Reposted by Mr. BAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026when you need to be cut off from the Diet Coke refills (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) 2872266384
Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you ever fallen asleep while driving.. you know this progression. BAM! Life comes at you fast 000
Reposted by Mr. BOctopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi 251193241
Reposted by Mr. BMr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 16/04/2026fish and butter sausage is the same because they float around in your stomach, bask off each other, having fun and play attack 011
Reposted by Mr. BUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/05/2024brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back 272572512