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Mr. B

@bigballbaron.bsky.social
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I think my wife is the smartest most beautiful person in the world. She’s my best friend.

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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 20h
Thank god everybody finally agrees.. maybe tonight’s the night?
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 20h
I think lowkey means, kinda, sorta, pretty much. Depending on the context and who you are. I lowkey kinda sorta pretty much think trump is insane. Did I use it right?
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Anxious Viv @vivbanxious.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
He’s lying.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 21h
What do you think it would look like if your president betrayed you?
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This my plug
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
The noun that verb.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
If variety is the spice of life.. variety gives me diarrhea
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The inventor of BitTorrent has died. No single cause of death's been found. He just kind of went to pieces.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/1FvdIy...
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Life Don't Last That Long
Anders Osborne · Spacedust & Ocean Views · Song · 2016
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nobody actually likes Chucks
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2FYMVO...
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Lebanon
Ondara · Tales Of America · Song · 2019
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s an element of enough’s enough
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t look at me jaundicely
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just in case you ever have to define a rapey tansphobic, narcissistic fucktard, and stupid af ness simultaneously Use trump as an exemplar
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A lot of people say kangaroo court. That shit is played out. It’s been dumb for at least 40-50 years.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Lord of the Onion Rings
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.”
Two northern gannets stand by the water. One looks over at the other, whose head seems aglow, likely the effect of sunlight.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ll take Poutine over Putin everytime
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump is a bad choice machine.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yup.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You do homie.. and they do
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How ya like me now? Mr Smith.. if that’s even your real name
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That pee tape is a powerful motivator
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sounds like trump is ramping up to start bombing Ukraine
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nah. We need to kill people to show people that killing people is wrong!
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I teach middle school and 6th 7th and 8th graders missed K, 1st, and 2nd respectively. It’s not pretty.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump is the most hated person in history. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump cuts deisel deal for 1/2 a days worth of US diesel consumption, assuming every gallon went to America. Wtf
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Be real people. The US is gettin its ass kicked by the world
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember gang – when you’re flipping the bird, stick your thumb out on the bird-flipping hand for added emphasis. It’s like putting an accent aigu on it
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We all eat things we know we shouldn’t. The important thing is learning from our mistakes. Dishwasher safe does not mean edible.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s a fun exchange I was a part of the other day. I’m sharing it here, Memento-style. The first image is my final response. Then you get to see what preceded it, ending with my initial fun joke. Important context: I am a comedian. Please enjoy at your leisure!
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A tale of two couples
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the dum of times!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He gave his life to Jesus.. at a Cracker Barrel!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone should ask him if renaming things is what he means by winning? The golden age is just renaming stuff?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
when you need to be cut off from the Diet Coke refills (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
Trump, looking extremely orange with his eyes barely open, with Zuckerberg today at the WH
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you ever fallen asleep while driving.. you know this progression. BAM! Life comes at you fast
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His mouth
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You gotta love..
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Chuck Muncie
Chuck Muncie
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
fish and butter sausage is the same because they float around in your stomach, bask off each other, having fun and play attack
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.
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Mr. B @bigballbaron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody remembers this.. I’m so alone here on Bluesky
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