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Beyondrory

@beyondrory.bsky.social
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I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please

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phil @philjamesson.com · 8h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 5h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 11h
Oh you’ve got a fully outside hand? Sorry that just doesn’t sit right with me, I could never have an outside hand it’s just so dangerous & it hurts the tanyao population. Oh you had Dora? I guess you think that makes it fine?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16h
Toby fox distraught after realising that the ending he dreamed up that inspired deltarune was just the bayonetta credits fight scene sections. “It’s too late to change it now!” He said, showing us that the gimmick in chapter 6/7 was gonna be 3D stylish character action gameplay with “Witch Time”
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 19h
Started watching The Sixth Sense & I’m pretending like I don’t know the twist but it’s making me sound like a reddit atheist for ghosts. Constantly going “well this could be explained easily with science.”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 20h
the final word on this secret society larper shit is in twin peaks when the cops are like something serious is going down... we have to call the bookhouse boys... and then they cut to. literally the same cops but in a different building now and they are like we are no longer bound by the law lmao
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know it’s asking about airplane food but why do I as the one with ADHD gotta organise all this stuff to fix my scripts & referrals? I’m the guy who needs the most help with this man.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being able to cry on demand is now less impressive to people as it becomes clear it’s stopped being an acting trick & more of a sign that things aren’t great for me right now.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Since WWE's trying to exploit PAC's death, it's time to talk about this: Remember how PAC suddenly had visa issues when AEW started? That's because, when the AEW trademarks were filed, WWE called USCIS to claim he walked out on his visa. After leaving him alone for a year and giving him his release.
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Rimjobs are coming to #HaloInfinite @swordfrotonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should make a hammer with a camera inside of it
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing that’s really annoying me lately is seeing mainly horny art where a character has been reduced to a buzzword. Like instead of saying “Chun-Li Dressed as Hex Maniac” the post just says “Hex Maniac Chun-Li” it feels cheap.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The RBA fucking rose again, come ON man! That’s like the third time this year!
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playing w my toys @sourcandiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(in the cadence of this post) been pondering the elfs transition timeline
day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!
day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 28/09/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s funny how your cat will be so cute & teehee I’m just a widdle baby & then it hears a bird & suddenly it switches from fan art to being on model.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In mahjong souls I wanna get anything from the gacha that isnt like a blue cup but also all the event rewards make me feel like this.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mad Dog Henderson @paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s crazy that cum can cause heartburn. Saw you breaking out the Tums, what’s wrong? Suck too much dick?
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Bondforged Osha 🏳️‍⚧️ @osha.tgirl.gay · 26/09/2026
Steel Ball Run is cool but it would be cooler if the winners went on stage and started singing an idol song after each stage is done.
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
literally any time Penny from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet comes up I will take the time to point out that she's black because it's the funniest thing that sounds fake but is totally real
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Control Resonant is WEIRD! I get why it was off-putting to some people.
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Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vicious boy attack
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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aaron @prettyobvious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS AWESOME
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*two beers in, leaning real close* “this shit got me feeling like im The White Shantae rn fr”
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a human did what ChatGPT did, they'd be convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, which can carry a life sentence. It's unconscionable that Canada's legislators are letting OpenAI get away with helping to plan murders. At the very least, it shouldn't be allowed to continue to operate in Canada.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it’s time I bothered to look up how hidden Dora is decided. Is it really as simple as “pray you get lucky.”
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think being an audience member in the stand up bits at the beginning of Seinfeld episodes was a cushy job? Sitting in a dark room while a guy does 2 minutes of stand up to you & you just laugh really hard.
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Clark (COMMS CLOSED) @electric76c.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Since Fall is officially here it’s time to repost a bunch of old Hex Maniac drawings🙏
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jontron about to say something racist (Switch 2 Edition)
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