Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Lily & Marshall main plot: is something wrong with us or are we really in love forever & ever? Ted & Barney side Plot where they said Ted is in the bomb squad just to get a crumb of pussy: 011
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Playing the dress maker game & I think I fucking ate with this design. Client is (probably) a vampire so the cuffs & front are red to hide blood stains when wiping her mouth. 140
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In mahjong souls I wanna get anything from the gacha that isnt like a blue cup but also all the event rewards make me feel like this. 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You should be able to report a player in mahjong for winning repeatedly as dealer. You’ve won already man, let me die. Picture unrelated. 100
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/08/2026My wife upgraded us to the VIP room which came with 5 wireless mics but then also a louder mic with a stand in the corner that tilts & sways as you move with it. It made the whole experience so much cooler. 132
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Your wol waking up like this because the scions knew to prep ahead of time. 120
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Wrong, Another 50 years of Wolverine because Jackman wasn’t busy. 111
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Found a bracelet outside my house & went to pick it up before my brain sent the danger signal that if I touched it my DNA would be permanently altered to make me “The Bracelet Guy” & I’m not ready for that. 200
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Work got me doing the expression at all times lately. 030
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Actually pissed me off getting this pop up on Netflix. Bro that is not what 1080p looks like. Why you trying to trick me into thinking I’m watching blurry as hell tv. 010
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I bought him a new bed & for the first time in forever he has enjoyed having a bed to lay on! The blanket he does not care for. 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The accused was quoted saying “I’m gonna kill you” & then there was a thud, after that old man heard him say “Oh my did you see juror 7’s hat. It’s like a fedora with Safari flaps at the back or some shit idk.” 100
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026On Klarna I’m only paying $7.50 a fortnight for that $8 burrito. That’s a 50c gain in revenue, it’s called being an alpha in the marketplace. 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I got cupping done as well & I take it back, massage was invented by the evil. 220
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’ve been recounting what happens in Baki to my normal friend who doesn’t watch anime & I’m loading up on stuff to show her for explaining the President & Baki’s dad stuff because she gets so mad. 100
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Mmm…perhaps a little more sequence breaking next time 020
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Auto generated YouTube subtitles on music videos be like: 010
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I’ve not posted about it but I’m currently in a show where we improvise a new James Bond movie every show & it’s playing tonight at The Red Room in Leederville at 6pm. I am not on the poster because I joined after they took photos. 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Never seen a show look more like a youtuber reviewer skit 000
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Clip of Dimension 20 popped up & Ally is giving major “Jimmy Hopkins from Bully” with the buzzed hair & collar through the sweater. It’s such a good look. 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026She has sent me a picture like this before where I was literally doing the Dracula sleeping pose while winston lays on my arms & it fucked me up for so long knowing that about myself. Artists recreation below. 000
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Wife sent a cute photo of Winston sleeping at my feet but I can’t get over that I apparently sleep with my fingers interlocked? 110
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Father/Son bonding with my little guy who has shrunk himself down to a small bean for some unknown reason. 130
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/05/2026lord almighty they are doing crazy things to this guys Amazing Digital Cervix on twitter 140
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The stream timing works out perfectly because all these songs are exactly what I put on the tv when I wake up each day. 220
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I’ve gotten my son back. He has become so loud since coming back from Disney Princess camp. 010
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Still in thinking of this cat in Bali who just rocked up to our table & silently watched us eat. It had the same scowl as our cat so my wife crumbled to its charms asap. 020
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Why can I select four videos if only one video can get uploaded. Tell me why?? 100
Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Here’s the only videos we got of my singing. No one will ever know how well I sang birdbrain(poorly) or staring out the window at your old apartment(surprisingly really good). 110