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Beyondrory

@beyondrory.bsky.social
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I’m just a lil guy, please don’t get mad at me, send me money instead please

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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lily & Marshall main plot: is something wrong with us or are we really in love forever & ever? Ted & Barney side Plot where they said Ted is in the bomb squad just to get a crumb of pussy:
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Playing the dress maker game & I think I fucking ate with this design. Client is (probably) a vampire so the cuffs & front are red to hide blood stains when wiping her mouth.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In mahjong souls I wanna get anything from the gacha that isnt like a blue cup but also all the event rewards make me feel like this.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vicious boy attack
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Telling my wife that I finally got my license.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You should be able to report a player in mahjong for winning repeatedly as dealer. You’ve won already man, let me die. Picture unrelated.
A score so low I considered redoing the tutorial
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My wife upgraded us to the VIP room which came with 5 wireless mics but then also a louder mic with a stand in the corner that tilts & sways as you move with it. It made the whole experience so much cooler.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unbeatable? Heh
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Your wol waking up like this because the scions knew to prep ahead of time.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Doing my own research just in case
A duck duck go search for “Pauls Dad Controversy”
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wrong, Another 50 years of Wolverine because Jackman wasn’t busy.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Found a bracelet outside my house & went to pick it up before my brain sent the danger signal that if I touched it my DNA would be permanently altered to make me “The Bracelet Guy” & I’m not ready for that.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
AKANE NOOOO!!! YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO FORGET!!
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Work got me doing the expression at all times lately.
It’s the expression from Disco Elysium
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Actually pissed me off getting this pop up on Netflix. Bro that is not what 1080p looks like. Why you trying to trick me into thinking I’m watching blurry as hell tv.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I bought him a new bed & for the first time in forever he has enjoyed having a bed to lay on! The blanket he does not care for.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The accused was quoted saying “I’m gonna kill you” & then there was a thud, after that old man heard him say “Oh my did you see juror 7’s hat. It’s like a fedora with Safari flaps at the back or some shit idk.”
Juror 7 from 12 angry men wearing his fedora that makes him look like Tim Robertson
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
On Klarna I’m only paying $7.50 a fortnight for that $8 burrito. That’s a 50c gain in revenue, it’s called being an alpha in the marketplace.
A cool as fuck wolf hell yeah brother
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I got cupping done as well & I take it back, massage was invented by the evil.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’ve been recounting what happens in Baki to my normal friend who doesn’t watch anime & I’m loading up on stuff to show her for explaining the President & Baki’s dad stuff because she gets so mad.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mmm…perhaps a little more sequence breaking next time
The INJT meme where he’s like “perhaps a little more sodium chloride next time” but cropped just to show the guy
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You’re the reddest person ever!
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Auto generated YouTube subtitles on music videos be like:
The poster for heat. If you think about it it’s even what it looks like on YouTube cause it just says Heat at the bottom. Now stop thinking about it.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thoughts about tadc finale hopefully spoilered
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve not posted about it but I’m currently in a show where we improvise a new James Bond movie every show & it’s playing tonight at The Red Room in Leederville at 6pm. I am not on the poster because I joined after they took photos.
6 people with various shades of colour on them all in white dress shirts & black ties, all holding a microphone & all doing a strange pose.

The text reads:

James Boned
The Unscripted Spy Parody. 
The Red Rolm, Leederville, June 21 July 23 August 2 August 9 & then a QR Code
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Never seen a show look more like a youtuber reviewer skit
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Those guys from kingdom hearts 2 sitting around in their tall chairs but the text “Good now let’s see xigbars card” is there to make it seem like they’re doing the American psycho card scene
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It’s everything : )
Jerma let’s take ibuprofen picture but there are no words on it. They must have forgot to be on the picture.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Clip of Dimension 20 popped up & Ally is giving major “Jimmy Hopkins from Bully” with the buzzed hair & collar through the sweater. It’s such a good look.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One sec I’m on the phone
Guy holding up a finger in a “I’m on the phone, one second” kinda way. He looks so pissed but I couldn’t find one that was nicer.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Mewtwo 5G Pussy Attack!
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She has sent me a picture like this before where I was literally doing the Dracula sleeping pose while winston lays on my arms & it fucked me up for so long knowing that about myself. Artists recreation below.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Wife sent a cute photo of Winston sleeping at my feet but I can’t get over that I apparently sleep with my fingers interlocked?
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Father/Son bonding with my little guy who has shrunk himself down to a small bean for some unknown reason.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
lord almighty they are doing crazy things to this guys Amazing Digital Cervix on twitter
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The stream timing works out perfectly because all these songs are exactly what I put on the tv when I wake up each day.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I’ve gotten my son back. He has become so loud since coming back from Disney Princess camp.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Still in thinking of this cat in Bali who just rocked up to our table & silently watched us eat. It had the same scowl as our cat so my wife crumbled to its charms asap.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jump scare warning
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why can I select four videos if only one video can get uploaded. Tell me why??
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Here’s the only videos we got of my singing. No one will ever know how well I sang birdbrain(poorly) or staring out the window at your old apartment(surprisingly really good).
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Was doing his nut!
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Keep it real:

If I threw a “Digital Stars Miku Expo Toronto” concert

Would you come? 

In the original picture it says black ops 3 concert & honestly I’m not even sure it’s a well known joke but 1,000,000 likes in my heart
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My theory: this is just her VTuber.
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Beyondrory @beyondrory.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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