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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 18h
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷GOO꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is both a beautiful emotional shot and a little funny when you think about how much the PAC character would be cursing out Mox for hugging Bryan
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your son's playdates are LOST CAPITAL. Listen to Jay Weingarten, a man very comfortable around information.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
454 Monica Lewinsky jokes
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it probably doesnt mean anything that you 2 are dressed as the flash and swerve is dressed as a flash villain right
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just when i think i'm out, they pull me back in [ #art / #aew / 🤼 ]
sketch of hangman and swerve staring at each other. a white starburst sparks between their eyes
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Bethany @bethanyplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The hand repositioning from high-five to middle finger got me so good 😂 okada is the best #aewallout
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your social media savvy is greatly appreciated.🫡 #AEWTailgateBrawl
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bioreconstruct @bioreconstruct.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"There's nothing to see over the construction fence. There's nothing to see over the construction fence. ..." Kevin, averting her eyes, walking past Tropical Americas.
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
so i was trying not to do this but doing the maths, we need a little help caring for kenelope and the kittens for the next 8 weeks or so until adoption time. I need to get a baby jail, a vet checkup and basic bits and bobs so any help is v. Appreciated 💜 ko-fi.com/wrassletrash...
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Bethany @bethanyplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just a little bit of crime, as a treat #aew
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
U WANNA BE RUDE? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH ENCHANTED JEWEL'S "Y0U WANNA BE RUDE TO ME ?? HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME NEVER MENTIONING IT BUT PERIODICALLY THINKING ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT 4-6 MONTHS " - MAYBE IF THE SKELTEN IS NICER TO THEM NEXT TIME THEY WONT BE SO RUDE , ITS NEVER WORKED EVER BEFORE , BUT ITS WORTH A SHOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Carli Boo-locci 👻 @carlivelocci.com · 17/09/2026
I know people are saying that Zach Cregger's Resident Evil honors the games a lot, but I haven't seen any evidence that Thomas the Tank Engine shows up and starts stalking Leon Kennedy.
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Wrestling Referees are Wizards @refsaswizards.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yuta is constantly getting killed, but Necromancer Marina Shafir just keeps bringing him back. 🧙‍♀️☠️ #AEWDynamite (original screenshot from @cholulaconamor.bsky.social)
Marina Shafir stands with her arms and hands stretched out in front of her, shooting green lightning from her hands, hitting Yuta kneeling on the ground and looking shocked.
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Bethany @bethanyplease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@gavadon.bsky.social got me the best looking pretzel while he was driving around for work today 😍🥨
A soft pretzel that was clearly handmade with love by someone skilled at making pretzels.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Vicki // is a sick bastard 🖤 @megatorr88.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love this 🤣
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guaranteed to keep you and your pets demon-free. Only at store.theonion.com.
A dog laying on grass next to a tennis ball, wearing a patch on its forehead. The image promotes "Demon Guard" protection patches for pets. The packaging is shown, and the text suggests protection from dark entities for both humans and pets. The Infowars logo is present.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you steal a cat, you better hope they don't have a CONSTITUENCY
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 09.13.46
P1- NANCY HAS HER COAT OUT OF THE CLOSET 
NANCY: I THINK ILL GIVE MY FALL
COAT AN AIRING
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NANCY: OH --- I JUST REMEMBERED- -
OUR CLOTHESLINE IS BROKEN 
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NANCY:I’VE GOT TO HANG IT SOMEPLACE 
P4- NANCY IS LOOKING UP 
P5- NANCY HAS HANGED HER COAT ON THE TOP LINE OF THE COMIC STRIP PANEL WITH TWO CLOTHES PIN , SHE IS WALKING AWAY FROM THE COAT SMILING AT US THE READERS
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 11/09/2026
Nooks Cranny (2018)
2018 faux risograph illustration 

Tom Nook moves inventory from cardboard boxes to shelves shortly before opening
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
to be clear i do not think that Captain Hook “had a point.” do not put it in the newspaper that i agree with Captain Hook
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 11/09/2026
If AI CEOs knew how into becoming Barrett Wallace I am, they’d chill on these data centers.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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Bethany @bethanyplease.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@gavadon.bsky.social and I had a lovely time watching Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, a perfect movie.
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Star Trek The Voyage Home Spock
Alt: Star Trek The Voyage Home Spock and Captain Kirk are standing outside a whale tank that Spock just emerged from, after having communed with the humpback whales inside, letting their caretaker know that the whales "like her very much," however, in Spock's view, "they are the hell not her whales."
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🌌✨Roshan Galaxy✨🌌 | Arcade Space Cloud Vtuber @roshangalaxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to do this super quickly haha 🔊 Sound On
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nick Wayne's young blood is calling to the vampire Chris Jericho.
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Resident Evil is about a sad wet man having a very bad day and eventually he stumbles into a lab complex
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter went ape shit over these
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Wrestling Referees are Wizards @refsaswizards.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Referee wizard Rick Knox with the Bless spell just in time; sometimes that extra 1d4 makes all the difference! 🧙‍♂️ 🙏#AEWAllIn 🤼
AEW Referee Rick Knox in a wizard hat point and shooting golden radiant magic energy from his finger. It lands on Kofi who is on his back on the outside of the ring with his feet in the hair, saving him from elimination from the Battle Royale match.
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Will Ospreay has a lot of Bryan Danielson in him and one thing they have in common appears to be that if they are going to get a heartwarming world title win in Wembley it's going to have to come after making their family watch them nearly die first.
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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If MJF has ever bonked his crotch into your face, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION in the form of doing it to him in this Casino Gauntlet #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Greg Davies: powerful homoeroticism i really enjoyed it
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Waxy.org @waxy.org · 28/08/2026
Katamari Object Library — sort by triangle count to see the simplest and most complex models in the game
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Katamari Object Library
A desktop-style archive of textured GLB models from Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy 8/25/26
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wrong 80 year old actor from home alone 2 died
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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