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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Future Hangman Adam Page auction items that will net a small fortune: - Look you in the eyes and plaintively ask "what are you doing?" - Call you a dumbass (complimentary) - Call you a dumbass (derogatory) - Tell you he's very disappointed, and to clean that up - 1 hour of gardening talk

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This whole thread makes me feel like my scalp is on fire. I feel like some of us have been shouting the bolded part here for years and they just tweeted it out (in court).

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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

two different paragraphs, two different sections but encourage you to click and read the unsealed (pink) of both of them together. And stop and think about the impact and harm to news media and civil society. /8

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J. Margot Critch @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And to think studios can't figure out how to revive the Muppet Show...

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We here at Anthropic are proud to present the first, fully AI powered cube!

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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Bayeux Tapestry good but massively upstaged by seeing a cat in a ruff right before

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The ref talking to Kenny like me to my cat. "Hey! Get down from there! What's that bloody thing in your mouth?" #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dialing up the baby face on Will all the way to 11. What're they gonna do with Kenny? Show him punting a puppy down a flight of stairs? #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This titanic showdown between two sons of the commonwealth. Kenneth O'Mega vs William O'Spreay will feed a generation. #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

An evergreen post for Darby Allin #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

While Kevin Knight studied dance choreography, Darby was studying the Orange Cassidy school of fighting with no hands #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If MJF has ever bonked his crotch into your face, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION in the form of doing it to him in this Casino Gauntlet #AEWALLIN 🤼‍♂️

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If this was the 90s, Boom and Doom would have immediately been turned into a Saturday morning cartoon. #AEWALLIN

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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trust me, click through.

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026

Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text

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J. Margot Critch @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

🤼‍♂️ #AEWRedemption photo dump, I guess: (1/??)

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Rafael Moco @rafaelmoco.art · 27/07/2026

Hello everyone! Many of you likely saw this image recently with the Apple TV+ 'Neuromancer' promotion. Some know, others don't, but this artwork is mine, created alongside actor & post-production artist Milton Menezes, as a personal project and a homage to the original Neuromancer romance

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What if a vacation was only pro wrestling and @fantasiafestival.com ?

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Jason Exile is dead, long live Jason Exile! Oh wait, actually nevermind. #MysteryWrestling27

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Maybe we'll manage two @fantasiafestival.com films in a day if we start one before noon...

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

OK, round two for @fantasiafestival.com with Sour Minnows. I've had an iced latte and im ready for a perfectly normal film. Just going to take a big sip here...

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Spent a lovely afternoon at the Musée des beaux-arts de Montréal and any time I visit a museum I like to look for some cool little guys. Here's a thread of some you can look for if you ever visit!

Painting of a black dog laying in the sun.

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Seated for @fantasiafestival.com showing. Our first, hopefully not the last!

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"And when Bezos falls off his yacht I'm gonna give him one of these!"

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404 Media @404media.co · 23/07/2026

A team captured first-of-its-kind footage of orcas holding a sunfish carcass still and ramming it so hard that it burst into fragments, which may be a form of social play. “We could hear the sound,” said one researcher.

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Orcas Explode Fish Into Confetti, Possibly for Fun, In ‘Astounding’ New Video

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

For a guy missing 2 feet of intestines, Kenny Omega sure has a lot of guts 😎 #AEWDynamite

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Kenny have one match and not mention diverticulitis. Challenge level: Impossible. #AEWDynamite

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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Claire is an extremely good follow, in part (but not exclusively) because she knows a lot about the Catholic church's operating procedures and makes it really fun

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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Technically, they’re Remains now.

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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 25/06/2026

BRODY KING: stereo escalera armdrags #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

We are HALF WAY to our $30,000 GOAL! #InfiniteRumble! WATCH it LIVE: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/VQQor1a... DONATE to FIGHTING BACK: tiltify.com/@fighting-ba... #MysteryWrestling

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Mystery Wrestling & Fighting Back present The Infinite Rumble | 24 HOUR CHARITY WRESTLING EVENT

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Lio Rush looking UNHINGED and I am here for it #watchROH

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I assume a joint venture between Thomas Amusements and Spirit Halloween

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

@speedballbailey.bsky.social didn't go the way you hoped, but still least the fit was sizzlin with that Business Gi #AEWDYNAMITE

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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?"

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Countgate @countgate.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Something I forgot to post when videos were enabled

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Tom W @tewhit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history

Post by @Sullivan on Cohost
YODA: Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookie Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

(continued @Sullivan post on Cohost)
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some other Inquisitors I bet, Opo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
#STAR WARS #yoda
(A reply, also from @Sullivan)
LUKE: Cal...Kestis? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.

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Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one the…

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Here's the play: while you're fixing your boomer parents' tech problems, unsubscribe them from EpochTimes emails and other garbage. It's a start at least.

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B Critch @bcritch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My guess for the long con is @amy.wrestlejoy.com is a sock puppet account for Don Callis 😂 The lady doth protest too much!

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