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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me, seeing a bunch of Truth Social screenshots, to the President of the United States:
I just want you to stop saying odd shit,
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jaws - Canada version
A moose swimming in a body of water spies a person in the background.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is amazing even if my husband will only get two of the three references used for this.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Long time ago before I had kids I helped run a room party at Convergence, the House of Toast. After half of a decade, we decided to do a guest appearance at another room party. It was a blast and the kids I brought to #cvg2026, a mix of mine and my brother’s, did a ton of work.
A hand drawn sign saying “Toasty Dream Casino”Me with three kids, my brother’s kids with my daughter l. I was running the toaster and they were adding toppings to toast. My son holding a sign saying “End of the line”
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On Wednesday we decided to do a couple hours of toast. Somehow we pulled it off.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don’t grow normal cauliflower, only weird color ones.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 23/05/2026
new word: æffect cause I'm tired of looking up which is the right to use.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The May Day parade this year made me tear up.
A parade float of a snowplow pushing many items representing ICEA brigade of whistles in bright colors with a puppet of Prince (the artist) off to the side. A giant orange whistle with a sign saying ICE OUT MSP attached to a bike A puppet of a loon on a platform being pulled
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Humphrey Bogart's Hairpiece @onychomys.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fellas, get you a woman who'll plant peppers indoors early enough that they'll bud out in late April. (these are Red Rocket cayennes, www.johnnyseeds.com/vegetables/p...)
A close up of a pepper plant. There's a tiny little bud in the middle of a bunch of bright green leaves.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don't live in Minneapolis any longer, but my mom lives in the middle of Powderhorn. I am a white woman who isn't known to "key people," and have not been approached by anyone. This is just stupid fearmongering.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/04/2026
This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I somehow planted at least 20 eggplants, which is a lot for a family that does t really eat them. However, the one variety that I grow just for looks, Pumpkin on a Stick, has amazing thorns.
A leaf of an eggplant with some very serious thorns on it.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you
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Norah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 05/04/2026
Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe
Eleanor Roosevelt’s new york state gun permit from August 5th 1957. She is elderly with a fur stole, listed as writer and lecturer
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Her grin knowing how this arrest looks (Published in The Atlantic today)
Screenshot from the Atlantic covering yesterday’s protest, showing a woman dressed as lady liberty being arrested. The caption reads Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as Lady Liberty in chains, following clashes near the Metropolitan Detention Center during the
"No Kings" national day of protest in Los Angeles on March 28, 2026.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Every year Girl Scout cookie season ends right when gardening season starts. I always find a use for the boxes. This year I lined the bottom of my new garden bed with them.
An empty raised with a layer of Girl Scout cookie boxes on the bottom.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks
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K, here and there @khereandthere.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 14/03/2026
who did this
Breaking news: Iran threatens to block Strait of Hormuz with
giant Minneapolis Imart
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Remember when Congress authorized the use of force against Iran? Me neither. Any U.S. attack on Iran would violate U.S. and international law.
A U.S. official said American military strikes on Iran were underway.
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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clumsy_machinist @clumsy-machinist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is correct
The movie Twins poster with Arnold labeled MPLS and Danny labeled StP
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Scoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
There is no way to really separate these two parts of the Minnesota occupation (the ethnic cleansing and the ideological terror). Both of these two things are central to how ICE operates, so we’re going to see Homan saying how ICE is normalizing to make everyone forget about the ideological terror.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/02/2026
EVERYBODY: Abolish ICE! DEMOCRATS: How about we ask ICE to take off their masks instead? ICE: No, fuck off. DEMOCRATS: At least wear them in a fashionable manner.
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Sweet T @hustlekong.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
His grave is going to be the most pissed on patch of earth ever.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Doesn’t this feel like the high-low strategy in retail? Where they raise the price just to sell at discounted price that is more than it started at.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My mom lives in South Minneapolis and posted this tiny ICE Out sign because my sister objected to her posting a large one. My sister is worried about my mom being targeted and her health isn’t good enough to deal with agents. However, I think every little bit of protest is good.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the owner just spent 75 million on a film that opened with a 7 million take
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/02/2026
one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites
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floyding @floyding.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
extremely funny to do this with a 14 seat restaurant that’s been open for 75 years
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This afternoon, federal agents returned to Powderhorn Park. There were 4 ICE vehicles staging at Powderhorn Park Recreation Center lot. This is a clear violation of city and park board policy. 1/
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
1/ This is a few blocks from where I am today. This is a place for family. Things you can see in this photo: The wading pool that my mom would take us to in the summer, and that I brought my kids to when they were small.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026
straight up Gestapo shit
DHS: Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE.

If you are an illegal alien, you can take control of your departure using DHS.GOV/CBPHOME.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I spent a lot of time in my childhood helping out with Lutheran potlucks.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My mom lives in Powderhorn and had cataract surgery a few days ago. Me: Don’t get pepper sprayed for awhile. Sometimes humor is the only way to deal with this.
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Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I just drove through this. It was pretty efficient plus the kids got candy.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
leftist infighting again (suggesting the Democrats do something beyond passing laws calling on the authoritarian to follow the laws)
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
at a certain point we’re going to have to stop calling fascism a distraction from the Epstein files and start calling it fascism
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