Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I also have a photo of myself as my profile picture. 🤷♀️ 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026And that is why I have pretty much stopped eating chocolate. 010
Reposted by Bertinevictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me, seeing a bunch of Truth Social screenshots, to the President of the United States: 1391485
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I was at a talk a few days ago where they told us to allow Claude to have more access to our system because it isn’t efficient to keep granting access all the time. 000
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Our video store did the same and we also had no limits. It was a block from my parents house so I watched so many movies. 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It took us ages to find a sofa for our family room and we were looking for the reclining couches for that. I hated so many. 000
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hey, I have one grandparent that was partially Irish. You know, that ethnicity that is famous for their tolerance to the sun. 000
Reposted by BertineGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays. 49134422111
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wait, the only way to eat lutefisk is to take some lefse, add a layer of mashed potatoes, put the fish on, and pour melted butter on it. It is a lot better if you skip the fish jello 110
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You missed out on one of the last christmases with my grandparents when we were first dating. My cousins had a taco bar but also had lutefisk and lefse. 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My work just announced they added an agent to auto-review PRs 000
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is amazing even if my husband will only get two of the three references used for this. 000
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Long time ago before I had kids I helped run a room party at Convergence, the House of Toast. After half of a decade, we decided to do a guest appearance at another room party. It was a blast and the kids I brought to #cvg2026, a mix of mine and my brother’s, did a ton of work. 070
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026On Wednesday we decided to do a couple hours of toast. Somehow we pulled it off. 020
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Oh! I didn’t realize that. I miss the barcon of the old hotel. 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Here it is. It isn’t as vivid but it matures a little faster, so it is nice that way. 061
Reposted by BertineMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao 88122792400
Reposted by BertineDustrial @dustrial.net · 23/05/2026new word: æffect cause I'm tired of looking up which is the right to use. 0205
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Somehow I doubt she has interns running it. Or people that get the current internet landscape. 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 07/05/2026When I read this I thought you had seen your first tick of the season. 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 04/05/2026One of the best thing about my mom living right on the park is I could make pit stops there. The lines were so long! 010
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026One of the Girl Scout moms told me her husband saw the tornado from the 18th floor of Mayo. 000
Reposted by BertineHumphrey Bogart's Hairpiece @onychomys.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Fellas, get you a woman who'll plant peppers indoors early enough that they'll bud out in late April. (these are Red Rocket cayennes, www.johnnyseeds.com/vegetables/p...) 021
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I don't live in Minneapolis any longer, but my mom lives in the middle of Powderhorn. I am a white woman who isn't known to "key people," and have not been approached by anyone. This is just stupid fearmongering. 020
Reposted by BertineWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 13/04/2026This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina) 198155552703
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I couldn’t watch it. I knew you would tell me when it was done. 000
Reposted by BertineJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi... 14381491893
Reposted by BertineWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103432250
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I somehow planted at least 20 eggplants, which is a lot for a family that does t really eat them. However, the one variety that I grow just for looks, Pumpkin on a Stick, has amazing thorns. 000
Reposted by Bertinemtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not. 414613947
Reposted by BertineJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you 4370531743
Reposted by BertineNorah Woodsey @norahwoodsey.com · 05/04/2026Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe 613544729
Reposted by BertineSK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Her grin knowing how this arrest looks (Published in The Atlantic today) 5969691880
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Every year Girl Scout cookie season ends right when gardening season starts. I always find a use for the boxes. This year I lined the bottom of my new garden bed with them. 062
Reposted by Bertinehammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/03/2026OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks 785137122792
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 02/03/2026So, I didn't know this until yesterday, but Scouts have a huge presence on military bases around the world. The DoD was threatening to stop allowing them to meet on base. I guess it is a way to have continuity for children on those oversea bases. I am still not sure it is worth caving to them 110
Reposted by BertineBrian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Remember when Congress authorized the use of force against Iran? Me neither. Any U.S. attack on Iran would violate U.S. and international law. 558119873473
Bertine @bertine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026@onychomys.bsky.social told me about it in time to watch the end. Pretty exciting! 010
