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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

At the end of the day, the internet knows how its bread is buttered.

One of those Belle époque sphinxes with breasts in Austria but the statue’s face is pixelated for privacy.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It looks like everyone involved in this game thought “NFL Wednesday” was a joke until this afternoon. The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’”

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The way those acne stars have been asserted as fine and not embarrassing makes me believe we should’ve just normalized having a pimple now and then.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The worst part of Woke 1 was everyone getting mad at Jonathan Franzen every few weeks for saying he didn’t like social media, as if leaving it if you become rich and famous isn’t the sane/rational/enviable thing to do.

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Extremely niche tweet: Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

(Dublin 1969) Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me! Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Who you're yelling at, when you're yelling at Jon Ossoff:

The kid asking "what was her job" in that I Think You Should Leave drivers' ed class sketch.

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Soup Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

A fine World Cup but all that remains…

One of those World Cup statues with Tempo, a peppy little border collie, skritching herself in front of it.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Obviously he hasn’t read Never Let Me Go, but surely he has a butler who’s a big Ishiguro fan (as I assume all butlers are)

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The summer I learned how to spell both "diarrhea" and "Odyssey" on the first try.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Gonna try to bring “post study abroad” energy to life after the World Cup. “Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?”

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

You think FIFA is letting Argentina lose? Cuz at this age it’s marginal.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Did we cancel your flight? Lol. Yeah no, rebook in the app. Lmao, not working? Ok here’s a phone number for an AI bot that doesn’t work either. A person? We’ve only got one left and it’s both her first day and last day before retirement. Wherever you are, you live now.

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

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Snarko @snarketypes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

We really had a choice between most people being able to live like the Simpsons and a few perverts being able to own superyachts and we chose the second one

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025

Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/06/2026

I started a 6’2 point guard who'd taunt every French 7’4 center he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my point guard would go “heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

There’s a reason that guy had to mention a luxury brand in his little Knicks poem.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Rapidly approaching “homie what set you from” posting from people unaware of who owns the Knicks, who can afford MSG Finals tickets and Long Island’s whole….deal

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Never gets old. J-school essay topic: Is there any performance test for essentially life-tenure columnists? A limit on how many big calls you can get totally wrong, before they say: Hey, buddy, how about taking a step back for a while. Maybe a few reported pieces? Where you go out and ask around?

Headline from March, 'The March is Going Better Than You Think.'

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

We christened a Stifle Tower/French Rejection too soon, but “the Slim Reaper” was left unused and maybe we finally know why.

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AllyMcK @allymck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The lady opposite me on the train was reading this. To be fair she was only on the first chapter.

A book called german shepherds training made easy with what looks like a large bite taken out of the top right of the book.

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 23/05/2026

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

View looking east from the Skydeck atop the Sears Tower towering over the Loop, Millennium Park and Chicago Harbor with Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-05-23 21:36:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@earthcam // Current Temp in Chicago: 61 F | 16 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: E at 13 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 81%

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 20/05/2026

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Southern view from a lakeshore highrise in Edgewater over Osterman Beach and Chicago loop in distance. // Image captured at: 2026-05-20 19:36:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: wgntv.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 56 F | 13 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NW at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 59%

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Go ahead and indulge in one of those “if Obama said this.” It’s pointless but you can indulge. It’s Friday.

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Knowing people are out there chatting with the corvids, knowing the corvids are making inroads with the people…

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Me to Lakers fans complaining about refs:

Lebron telling Sengun not to call him soft

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It’s Orson Welles’ birthday Seen here in Rome, 1974

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I don’t think we’re ready for the flopping discourse that will come from America’s two biggest cities facing off against SGA and Embiid.

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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...

Courtroom sketch of a woman holding a phone receiver, with clowns at her door

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

It's like he's aiming for one specific year in the late 19th century.

Headline from the New York Times "Home on the Range No More: Trump Wants Bison Gone" presumably to beat the Sioux.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 04/05/2026

absolutely incredible thing for bret stephens to say out loud

Bret Stephens:
OTHERWISE WE ARE GRADUATING YOUNG PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE MUCH SMARTER AND MUCH BETTER CRITICAL THINKERS THAN THEY ARE, AND THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE SMARTER OR BRIGHTER THAN THEY REALLY ARE

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 03/05/2026

Current* conditions near Sheboygan, WI:

Rotating views from Blue Harbor Resort on the shores of Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-05-03 08:36:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@visitsheboygan920 // Current Temp in Sheboygan: 47 F | 8 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: SW at 7 mph | 11 kph // Humidity: 62%

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jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It’s been nagging at me that even this administration seemed surprised at how little push back there was—internationally or at home—to them kidnapping another country’s president just cuz.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Malika Andrews gets backup dancers for her report on Victor Wembanyama

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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Tohid Azimi Wildlife Videographer / Photographer Peregrine Falcon aka Stoop Master during a Stoop.

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