jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We pay Lilith Faire wages for a Lilith Faire day’s work. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Man we were BUMPING that when Kevin’s mom showed up to take him home from Nate’s house. I’ll never forget her expression. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Joni Mitchell’s ex-husband did both and I can’t imagine he wants for personalized music anymore. 070 0
Reposted by jimitski hendrixLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 171447229 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My estimation of Caleb Williams has, perhaps unfairly, been drastically lowered by watching Case Keenum carve up Philadelphia with ease. 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At the end of the day, the internet knows how its bread is buttered. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At the beginning, instead of just attacking the broadcast, the white guard apes interrupt to go off script and really lay out the TRUTH, but it’s, like, TOO real. 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026During the World Cup my friend was making the case that “U S A” is the best chant in sports, but a good “DEE-FENSE DEE-FENSE”? Can’t top that. 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cosplay? No thanks, I prefer my children’s entertainers to have an entire kingdom of make believe where they voice all the puppets. That’s sophistication! 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"The industry's lack of regulation leaves us dangerously without a scapegoat for our underwhelming performance." 090 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They did get a QB named Geno—don’t underestimate how much that means to the fans. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I remember the gulf between the quality of the show-within-the-show and how everyone in the universe TALKED about the show-within-a-show to be too big to ignore but I didn't make it very far. 001 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ideally only one person should be working there and it should seem like both their first and last day. 030 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jim and Tony bring a breezy “it’s a lovely afternoon to watch a football game” energy that I really like. Why should I feel stressed on my day off? 060 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Flank Chappell Roan with some pink pony puppets and get out the way! Geez. 020 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It looks like everyone involved in this game thought “NFL Wednesday” was a joke until this afternoon. The refs had to call Peacock— “Yeah when the players called, we were like ‘What?’” 021 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The way those acne stars have been asserted as fine and not embarrassing makes me believe we should’ve just normalized having a pimple now and then. 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The worst part of Woke 1 was everyone getting mad at Jonathan Franzen every few weeks for saying he didn’t like social media, as if leaving it if you become rich and famous isn’t the sane/rational/enviable thing to do. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Mr. President on social media you ranked Andrew Johnson over Millard Fillmore. Can you explain why?” 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The “but it’s their turn no matter how ill-suited!” caucus remains undefeated—except for all those elections. 032 0
Reposted by jimitski hendrixMike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Extremely niche tweet: Grizzled NBA veteran Bismack Biyombo, the wise old sage in the Spurs’ locker room last season, was born a year AFTER naive, wide-eyed, innocent young Natalie Harp. 381538236 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/08/2026(Dublin 1969) Beth: ha did you guys figure out what you’re going to call your group? Remember you can’t name it after me! Guys about to form Thin Lizzy and lose a friend: Don’t worry we didn’t. 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If they had been resistant enough to keep Trump from a second term maybe they could’ve kept some standing. 110 0
Reposted by jimitski hendrixThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 157223446258 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don’t know how to talk more about the human printer! 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Who you're yelling at, when you're yelling at Jon Ossoff: 110 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s like how draft dodger George W Bush beat Purple Heart Vietnam vet John Kerry on war somehow. “Yeah, who’s gonna go at this guy who looks like Superman? I know—Eggman” 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m sure Islam has an analogue of liberation theology but….”Islamic Communist” is just straight Islamophobia because his name’s Hasan, huh? 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It’s “But a toad’s gotta have a mistress, doesn’t he?” for me. 090 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It could’ve revitalized our entire commemorative plate economy but nooooo 020 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 11/08/2026There’s one perfectly socially sanctioned conversation between strangers walking dogs and it’s “aw what’s your dog’s name? How old are they? What breed are they? So cute,” and then you move on. It’s nice! 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Not going to be lectured about hot dogs from someone with a Canadian flag in their name, where they steam hot dogs, buns and all. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It's like you've never listened to Brian Lehrer, Bob. Every NY car owner is the noblest of the working class, who selflessly drive their aging relatives to hospitals no bus route will touch, always one additional toll or bike lane away from total ruin. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This happened to me once. In my defense, she was literally a professional camerawoman and neither she nor her family heard my compliment. 010 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If a positive attribute like “sturdiness” can’t be applied to a woman, maybe the real issue here is your limited definition of femininity. I wasn’t being rude—I was being an ally. 130 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Obviously he hasn’t read Never Let Me Go, but surely he has a butler who’s a big Ishiguro fan (as I assume all butlers are) 020 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The summer I learned how to spell both "diarrhea" and "Odyssey" on the first try. 000 0
Reposted by jimitski hendrixYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899262192 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Gonna try to bring “post study abroad” energy to life after the World Cup. “Halftime? Oh you mean the ‘medio-tiempo Verizon’?” 000 0
jimitski hendrix @benrichmond.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Imagine being that undermined by your own last name. Ooh wow you drive a Dodge Ram? Big deal, Poindexter. 010 0
