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Ben Kovalik

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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 7h
Lounge Act or maybe Territorial Pissings
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I like to stand here for a while and listen to them all calling me a good boy
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 29/09/2026
Got some the other day. They work so well
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 28/09/2026
I hate this for you, but I also do not like this addition to the “we saw you across the bar” cinematic universe.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 28/09/2026
Everybody loves Shorb!
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The way AI will kill people is by making climate change worse.
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Jensen Huang talks about AI and climate change like a supervillain
It’s giving Thanos energy.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 25/09/2026
Hey, quick question James: can you please fuck off?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 24/09/2026
“Who is accountable when AI jumps the fence?” THE PERSON WHO MADE BOTH THE AI AND THE FENCE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 24/09/2026
Was it a crime? Yes Who’s to blame? OpenAI Who writes the rules? Are you a fucking moron?
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/09/2026
step 1: prove telekinesis is real, collect $1 million reward step 2: mind wipe everyone involved step 3: lay low for a while & go back to step 1
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 20/09/2026
pretty sure that's Die Hard
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 14/09/2026
rip in peace @bloodwork.show's mentions. but seriously folks, listen to @bloodwork.show
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 13/09/2026
The Blood Priest is tricky. Watch for the debuff & save lust for second phase, it’s a soft enrage
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 04/09/2026
everything's coming up Household
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Ed @ed3d.net · 01/09/2026
Money where our mouth is time, I think. @1password.bsky.social, you are not irreplaceable, even if it will be annoying to do so
to: business@1password.com
subj: Giving DHH money means I won't give you more

Hi there! I've been a 1Password customer on my personal account for about ten years; I started with 1Password 6. I've cumulatively managed about 500 business seats across my career.

I'm about to stop being a 1Password customer because 1Password is sponsoring Omarchy. Omarchy's founder, DHH, is an on-the-record proponent of ethnic cleansing. 1Password giving DHH money for his pet Linux distribution is unacceptable behavior. You should know that, and I should not need to be telling you this, but apparently I have to.

If 1Password wishes to retain my business, the company needs to promptly retract this sponsorship, issue an apology for its mistake, and provide a root-cause analysis for how the decision to publicly align with a proponent of ethnic cleansing came to be.

Thanks for your time.

-Ed
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 23/08/2026
Personally, I love The Chef's whole deal. Very wholesome.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 22/08/2026
fucking hell, dude
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/08/2026
(her name is also Giulia)
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/08/2026
me to my wife: "that's Giulia!"
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/08/2026
this looks delicious
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/08/2026
follow-up: that drink looks fucking amazing
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 21/08/2026
mate, we all were
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness it’s male unpleasantness
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026
i think the big data center backlash has a lot to do with technology getting worse, costing more, building a surveillance state, destroying the environment, owned by a class of wealthy elite that coalesced behind the fascist regime that made clear they’d sacrifice humanity for their own power growth
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if avoiding an AI future constitutes a ‘generational L’ then christ just let me take the L www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...
If an Al future is what I'm getting left behind from, then Christ, just leave me behind.
A girl can only pivot so much, hoss, and I hung up my pivotin' boots some time ago. I don't make videos even though that was supposedly the future of writing ten years ago — I mean, I guess I do, but they're little banjo practice videos for my friends, not expressions of a desperate careerist impulse. I use social media with the attention-crazed dopesickness of an addict, not the care and forethought of a professional, as any cursory read of my posts will confirm. I'm a writer by trade — a creative, as you might say — and here you are, running a business you don't even understand into the ground, deskilling my trade and expecting a thank you when you explain how you're doing it. If I don't devalue myself the way you continually devalue me, you warn, l'll be left behind. Okay, says I! Quit making it my problem and go! The dust you leave me in will settle, and in the meantime, I will keep doing my work in much the way I've done it since | first became literate.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 20/08/2026
We have a wider team social chat and I’m like a goddamned sniper in there. I don’t even post good out here. I’m Morrison playing rugby with children
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 20/08/2026
This is an indecipherable beef to me. Very grateful for my immunity to this particular strain of drama
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 20/08/2026
I’ve missed this, what’s the deal?
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 18/08/2026
hey just to clarify: I don't need to eat emails to live. thanks champ.
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 16/08/2026
[is an octopus, writhing on a beach] what a lovely day
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 12/08/2026
I'm an aged care nurse and I coach boomers through reciting the Shahada on their deathbeds. I'm not even Muslim, just trying to be the kind of ally Woke 3 demands
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 08/08/2026
*transwormation
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 06/08/2026
Naomi Wolf not beating the “oooof” charges I see
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 06/08/2026
Gravity has a chance to do the funniest thing
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/07/2026
what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 27/07/2026
Nathan must cease all trucking immediately
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Look im sorry you got bullied as a child and now you can only see life through a lens of "cool kids" vs you, but maybe the bullies had a point, I think we should hear them out, let's get their perspective on things
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 25/07/2026
eXistenZ (1999)
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 25/07/2026
i think i hauve covid, or however etc
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 23/07/2026
Noel’s never heard of a pity date I see
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 22/07/2026
I bet her hugs are amazing
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 13/07/2026
Why are you bullying me
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Ben Kovalik @ben.kovalik.net · 12/07/2026
Do we dare to dream?
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