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Ben K Pumpkins

@ben.kovalik.net

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Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 09/10/2026

That’s what’s up #tgif

You see a guy’s hairy legs in a heavily muscle-soak clouded bath. He’s got one leg crossed for modesty and one up on the lip of the tub. He holds a sensible beer in his hand, which is resting on the knee of his crossed leg. Behind him you can see a lovely bathroom plant and the usual array of bathroom cap

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 30/09/2026

Sometimes I like to stand here for a while and listen to them all calling me a good boy

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 25/05/2026

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 25/01/2026

every fucking time

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 30/12/2025

Easy one.

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 13/11/2025

I know a little guy that has been training for this moment

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 12/09/2025

yes! yes!

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 17/05/2025

Gif of Peter Serafinowicz's character Brian Butterfield saying:
"Discount foie gras, Egg 'n' ham slabs, During-dinner mints, Sandwich casserole, Chocolate quail's eggs, Garlic pudding, Fluffy ruffs, Hoisin crispy owl, Pasta pillows, Bonbonbonbon, McFortune cookies. Anything goes"

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 06/02/2025

000

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 20/08/2023

A toastie goatse, or toatse if you will

Ben K Pumpkins @ben.kovalik.net · 26/07/2023

Only good thing about in-office workday is hitting up the work local for a cheeky drink after

Two whiskies and a pair of glasses sitting on a small table out the front of a the Noble Hops bar in Redfern NSW