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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 19h
LEGO version of the goddam legend Margaret Hamilton
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to be confused with Milo de Venus bsky.app/profile/sitc...
Milo de Venus from the animated series GALAXY HIGH
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How to tell if your dog is the reincarnation of John Holmes
British street sign that says “Humps for 330 yards”.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@danagould.bsky.social would like to report that the perfect poster for your next show was made by Richard Dadd in 1854.
A shirtless guy who looks an awful lot like Dana Gould chained up in an insane asylum. Richard Dadd “Passions: Agony”, 1854.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Swansea Museum sure knows how to end a story I’ll tell you what
Exhibit at the Swansea Museum outlining the criminal record of a 19th century resident, Ellen Sweeney. It ends with a single line: “She was to become one of the most infamous drunks of Swansea.”
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found em
Here there be dragons, here being Caerphilly Castle
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Traveled all the way from Salt Lake City to London to catch some of that classic British theatre I’ve been hearing about
Prince of Wales theatre marquee for The Book Of Mormon
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dewey Cox’s dad exclaiming “Wrong Nazi Died”
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Poster for the 1944 film THE FIGHTING SULLIVANS. Probably unrelated.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone. bsky.app/profile/melf...
The Äss Bar, a restaurant in Switzerland. Needless to say, English is not one of their four languages.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They’re calling it the most predictable purchase of the year.
LEGO version of the Hubble Space Telescope which, as two bricks were missing, will also need a servicing mission.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nothing is new under the Sun (King)
Louis XIV, rocking a hair band do
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If we're counting one actor in a dual role...
Poster for WHITE COMANCHE (1968), with William Shatner playing twin brothers.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey, you kids like rotation sequence algebra?
Ungodly amount of quaternion algebra connecting various Euler angle rotations. About 1/3 done.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*that* coffee ad, apologies to Jeffrey Combs’ daughter should see this which was not her fault at all, it’s those weirdos at Folgers that did it
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Terry James as The Man With Bendy Arms, from Monty Python's Meaning of Life
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“The leader of Algae Qaeda, Osama bin Lichen, has been brought to a permanent end by Sealant Team 6 at his compound outside Abbottabath. He died piscine himself.” www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
The Rock getting a second bite of that “We Killed bin Laden” apple.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Couldn’t find a title screen for the Lee van Cleef series THE MASTER, but this also-unwatchable mess had one
Title screen for early FOX TV series “Werewolf”
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Mahna Mahna Muppets
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Box Elder County is full of assholes, but occasionally one of them wields that powers for good
Professional-looking yard sign that says in all caps in a crisp sans-serif font, "This home identifies as a data center and will use whatever amount of water it wants."
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Doctor Who opening titles for the Fourth Doctor years, saying “Please Tell Me Adric Dies In This One”, because I did not like him. Sadly, he didn’t die until the Fifth Doctor.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Opening title for the TNG Episode “The Outrageous Okona”, except the title has been changed to “Fuck Me, It’s The Joe Piscopo One” because fuuuuck Joe Piscopo and this episode
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Give me your favorite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. Not being ironic. Not kidding. bsky.app/profile/huns...
Album art for William Shatner's 2004 masterpiece HAS BEEN.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Walter Cronkite announcing JFK’s death
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The old-timey-looking poster with the words “The Boss Needs You, You Don’t Need Him. Labor Is Entitled To All It Creates.”, but with the original two men replaced with DS9’s union heroes O’Brien and Rom.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It is absolutely this pair of mid-century European troll dolls, the entirety of my inheritance from my Appalachian paternal grandparents, which almost certainly serve as a bridge between my soul and a miasmic realm beyond Man’s imagining. They dwell in my earthly basement. bsky.app/profile/ktho...
60+ year old troll dolls, hanging out in my basement waiting to drink my soul out of my skull
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Rankin-Bass-ass nose
The future Mrs. Claus from the Rankin-Bass Santa origin story
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Dihann Carroll in the Star Wars Holiday Special. And who could blame her, really.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
thinking of him today
Dr. Weizak from THE DEAD ZONE discussing with Johnny his completely theoretical geopolitical options, no reason
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A rare selfie of Everyone's Favorite Pottymouth, on the occasion of his 60th birthday. Removal of the winter beard is nigh, and will commence when outside temperatures consistently land above the Barefaced Comfort Thermocline.
Self-portrait of the artist in his decrepitude, his wizened countenance serving as a memento mori for all who are cursed by its presence. An armchair with freaky upholstery is visible behind his withered frame.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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The Dune 3 Poster, except the text is “Arrakis Runs On Duncan” and “It’s Worth The Trip”. Ben Affleck would appreciate it.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mamdani TNG fan confirmed bsky.app/profile/mayo...
Data announcing The Irish Unification of 2024, amended to 2026. Sometimes Trek gets it wrong.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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After a weeks-long search, Whitman Mayo is found and appears on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, in front of a lighted sign saying “Grady”.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The arc of FAFO is long but it bends towards Eat Shit. bsky.app/profile/news...
Trump acting like an asshole at G7 in front of national leaders he is now begging for help. Chickens, roost, things of that nature.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell bsky.app/profile/jess...
Smashmouth’s incredibly annoying megahit “All Star” rewritten as a sonnet by yours truly, probably during AV Club’s glory days, where I did bullshit like this all of the time.

A woman once revealed the world’s charade
The globe shall drive my life towards a Hell
Her fist upon her head with fingers splayed
As if upon her pate, the letter L
Compared to shedded tools my blade is dull
And Time’s relentless marching shall relent
So I resolve to live a life in full
Enjoyment paramount, without repent.
Such boundless sights see across the Earth!
Its alleyways are bless’d by gifts from Jove.
For we are not defined upon our birth
The men we are , but through our actions prove.
The glistering betrays to all the gold.
Unaided, shooting stars dispatch the mold.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Dr. Richard Daystrom is happy about his M5 computer.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
tfw you’re willing to blind-run a second cat6 cable in the wall so you can retire the coax and tell Xfinity to go pound sand up its ass
Two cat6’s and a coax sticking out of the receptacle box. The second cat6 cable has two separate runs of twine on them so next time we don’t have to figure out how we did it this time.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. bsky.app/profile/huns...
Mr. Spock overlooking the aircraft display at the Verkehrshaus der Schwerin. He finds it fascinating.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
today's politically ineffective but personally satisfying interaction
Montana Republicans, one of our more moronic peoples in one of our dumbest states, asks me (a non-Montana resident, mind you) to vote for the solidly GOP Senate candidate. I react accordingly and am dropped from their phone rolls.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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A guy on Jeopardy who looks exactly like the kind of guy who would be on Jeopardy. Underwater, scorewise.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me to the under-35s outraged that the US military arrested a sitting president in Latin America under the pretense of drug smuggling charges
James Franco (ugh) in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, all noosed up and saying “First time?”
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Share a great femal villain bsky.app/profile/jack...
Siân Phillips as Drusilla in I, CLAUDIUS. And as if you needed more reason to watch, Brian Blessed.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Driving that sleigh, high on cocaine, Santa Claus you better watch your speed Bumble ahead, Bumble behind And you know that Yukon has lost his mind
the Bumble from Rudolph, still betoothed
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I don’t know why everyone is bagging on the new academy show poster, I think it looks good
This joke only works if you are ancient enough to remember late 70s Saturday morning trash like SPACE ACADEMY, shown in this production still.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I have just the vehicle for that
The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir, an art choir covered with interconnected Big Mouth Billy Basses and animatronic lobsters of unknown origin.
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Trading card of George Burns from the Sgt Pepper movie, now playing in Hell’s waiting room
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
From the chronicles of AVClub 1.0: bsky.app/profile/scri...
I met a traveller from out of the woods
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And reddened lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well and bad blood read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these widest dreams,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Taylorswiftias, queen of queens:
 Ear on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing besides remains: blank the space
Of that colossal style, boundless and clean,
This love and level sands shaken off.
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