Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 6hThat is pretty scary for a glasses-needer like myself 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 8hEither the end of the original Planet of the Apes or the Night Gallery episode with Ozzie and Harriet, not sure which thing four-year-old me shouldn’t have been watching first. bsky.app/profile/slee... 100
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Daddy Drank” Close second is whatever “SAUUUSAAGESSSS!!!!!” Is called bsky.app/profile/pork... 240
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am back on US soil and pretty spicy about it. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Appropriate, given the provenance of the song. 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How to tell if your dog is the reincarnation of John Holmes 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@danagould.bsky.social would like to report that the perfect poster for your next show was made by Richard Dadd in 1854. 001
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And they were genuinely worried about it and flummoxed on how to respond. That’s when you know your foot is on the groin, keep stomping! 120
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Swansea Museum sure knows how to end a story I’ll tell you what 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Wreck of the Deadbrained Shitzerald 090
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the contrary, it’s considerably better. 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353243536
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Get in losers, we’re bringing back Purity Balls 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026RIP The Sexecutioner, no doubt partying with bandmate Oderus Urungus in Satan’s asscrack. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Invasion of Wales continues apace as we train it to Swansea 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How do you solve a problem like listeria How do you eat a meal and keep it down 110
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dear lord how did Pepper warrant 1/2 star. Oh right, Earth Wind & Fire, okay then. 110
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Freddie Mercury votive candle, for when I feel under pressure. 040
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Go take a peek at Graham Maby’s discography, and maby you’ll learn something. bsky.app/profile/brai... 011
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We’re 1 for 2 on the UK pub circuit, it’s the War of 1812 all over again 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sadly while in London we couldn’t make it to the Vagina Museum, so I’ll have to say hi to your mom another time. 120
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dammitt, and we left St George back in Utah 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We were trying to get to Wales but somehow ended up in a place called Cymru. Contact the embassy. 150
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Traveled all the way from Salt Lake City to London to catch some of that classic British theatre I’ve been hearing about 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m the Christ Don’t nobody worry ‘bout me Sure, I died But I’ll be coming back in three 040
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Weird, Ive been walking around here for a half hour and haven’t seen a single perineum, seems str—oh, oh *TATE* Museum. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They’re the same word in French. Has she started wearing a beret? 110
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As seen in the New Radicals video “Legume What You Give” 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207846646
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In Tom Lehrer’ s day Massachusetts had only three. Senatorflation! 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He’ll always be the guy from de Palma’s HOME MOVIES, a film I inexplicably watched about a dozen times in 1980 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Like the city it serves, JFK is the loudest fucking airport at 11 pm. I’m certain I hear a goddam leafblower. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: PEOPLE AFFECTED BY PIED À TERRE TAX DON’T LIKE GUY WHO CREATED PIED À TERRE TAX ‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug 21575
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Trek TOS: Man's Intense ReactionAlt: Commodore Decker from TOS “The Doomsday Machine”, having a bad mental health day. 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yet another thing Ted Cruz says that I don't believe 110
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why does he look like a corn husk doll that was left in a pioneer outhouse? 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I replaced a toilet seat three weeks ago and I've just received my *sixth* email from Home Depot asking me to review it. Motherfucker, it is a goddam toilet seat and I have a normal-sized ass. If your shitter ring didn't work you would have heard from me by the end of that day. Thirsty assholes. 071
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026NORMAL LIFE, ostensibly based on the Frank Zappa household and starting two of his kids. I watched its entire run, which to be fair was not a burdensome time commitment. 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Silence of the Lambs was when they took the Fifth bsky.app/profile/atru... 021
