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Belgaer (minus the necromancy)

@belgaer.bsky.social
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Geeky, puns, smartass, definitely not right-wing. LGBTQ+ collaborator. Married to a wonderful woman. Owned by cats. Also a gamer - TTRPG or video games. Minnesotan.

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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m starting a garage cleanup process. Thanks to chronic pain as a disability I’ve gotta take it slow, but I did some today! It’s just our apartment complex garage, but it’ll be worth it in the end.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@larkistin89.bsky.social You've probably seen this, but you were one of the first people I thought of.
An image based meme that reads "Lieutenant Columbo: The only person to ever defeat Kirk, Spock, and Khan." 

The top image is of Peter Falk as Columbo, with Colombo's trademark expression that's almost deadpan but with the ghost of a knowing smirk. He's shrugging with his palms up as if to say "Eh, that's how it is."

Beneath the Columbo image are three photos of William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, and Ricardo Montalbon. They all played murderers in episodes of Columbo. 

Note, that's not really a spoiler that they were the killers, since Columbo had a formula where the killer is shown in the act at the start of the show, and then fun is seeing Columbo piece things together.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Same, Bill. My BlueSky Trekkies of course, but also my local friends. It influenced who I am today. Heck, a shared Trek interest is part of how my wife & I bonded when we first met. The bullet-points of how Trek has positively affected my life would be a wall of text, lol. Happy 60th Anniversary.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing like being just about to drift off to sleep and hearing the horking sound of a cat puking. Damn it.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Woke up too early from a bad dream. The orange cat jumped up beside me and started purring. Cats are wonderful little creatures.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One of our cats just spent 15 minutes wandering around on the bed. • Walks over my legs • Paces • Stands on my chest and headsbutts me • Wanders away & comes back, walks between me and the tablet • at one point, planted a foot in my throat We’ve had a disruption in routine. Dude is upset & needy.
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Star Trek V, Kirk: "I'd like to ask a question."
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Not a bad way to spend a Sunday!
Photo of an orange tabby sleeping on my crossed legs. He’s got his head tucked down over my right leg. 

I’m holding a blue and orange custom Xbox controller in frame to show I’m gaming while being stuck under a very sleepy tabby.
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Corey 4 A(utum)nal Fun🍁 🏳️‍🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“It’s like meeting the man of my dreams and deleting his beautiful wife…”
Kate Mulgrew as Capt. Kathryn Janeway and Fintan McKeown as Michael Sullivan (Fair Haven holodeck programme resident and barkeep). She looks at him (he is inactive) after executing a computer command within the holodeck.

Still from “Star Trek: Voyager”.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
My senators, Klobuchar and Smith, did the right thing.
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 31/01/2026
This is Minneapolis: Message from our superintendent
M
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MINNEAPOLIS PUBLIC SCHOOLS
Minneapolis Public Schools
MPS Community,
As a social studies teacher, I remember teaching my students about some of the darkest moments in history to try and understand how they could have happened in order to prevent them from repeating. We studied the constitution, civil rights movements, government checks and balances, and the rule of law. I never imagined we would experience what is happening now in our own community, a moment that will itself be taught in future social studies classes.
While I know history will ultimately remember that our community united and was resilient, the trauma, pain, and loss that our students are enduring will have a dire and lasting impact. As educators and leaders, it is our responsibility to protect our students. We are called to act and speak the truth on their behalf.
The truth is that it is unsafe for our students and staff to live their lives as normal right now.
Students are being detained, families separated, and lives are being taken and disrupted in our city. Our students are witnessing all of this and they are afraid. Each day, I hear about heartbreaking and infuriating first-hand experiences from students and staff that nobody should ever have to live through.For our children, this must stop now. Our students need and deserve safety, stability, and calm for their well-being and to ensure they can learn. I call on federal officials to immediately restore the policy that designates schools as sensitive locations where immigration enforcement does not take place.
Our teachers and staff have once again shown why public education is the foundation of our community as we have supported our students in incredible ways. In a short time, we have created online learning opportunities, developed food supports with community partners, provided alternative transportation options, and connected families with other needed resources and supports. I am so grateful for our staff and honored to be your Superintendent. I am also sorry you're being asked to do more while also navigating this personally.
Our community's response has been incredible and humbling. I've seen the many ways in which neighbors have wrapped our schools in support from safety patrols to food support to advocacy. Thank you for everything you are doing and for showing the world that Minneapolis is a place that will stop at nothing to support our students.
Our students continue to inspire me with the care they show to their friends and community and by the leadership they are demonstrating.
It's a collective failure of adults when students must stand up for justice like this. They are rightfully demanding that leaders take action to keep them and their communities safe.Our students continue to inspire me with the care they show to their friends and community and by the leadership they are demonstrating.
It's a collective failure of adults when students must stand up for justice like this. They are rightfully demanding that leaders take action to keep them and their communities safe.
No matter what, MPS will always be here for our students and community. If you need support, please contact your school or visit this website to learn more about our response to increased immigration enforcement.
History will remember how we respond in these moments. I am proud of how MPS and Minneapolis have shown up. I encourage everyone to consider how you want to be remembered for this moment, because now is the time.
Superintendent Dr. Lisa Sayles-Adams
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
@reforest-kelley.bsky.social I got an awesome comment today about your Starfleet anti-fascist pin (pic for folks who haven’t seen)! Guy saw it and said “Starfleet antifa, hell yeah!” I gave him your website, we chatted. When he left he offered me a fistbump & said “Gave a good day and fuck ICE!”
A gold Starfleet delta insignia with the three arrows symbol in black enamel in the center, and a high gloss surface.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2026
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Johnny 5 will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This week is the first step in a big project at work that I'm basically in charge of. This isn't even the main thing I'm currently working on, but I'm both looking forward to and dreading it. It's nothing client-critical, but people a couple levels of management above me have eyes on the project.😅
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Look at this happy little guy!
A fluffy gray cat sitting on my lap. I’m giving him head scritches and he has his head tilted up, eyes closed, clearly very content.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's Friday, right? Right? ...pls y not fri?
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Geekery hyperfocus and marriage. I was heading to bed, wife’s playing a mobile game we both play: Me: “I love you!” Wife, distracted: “Mm-hmm. [beat] Uh! I mean, love you too!” 😂😂😂 I love that goofball. 🥰
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
media.tenor.com
two men are driving a car and one of them is asking the other if he remembers what he told him he loved him .
Alt: Scene from Tommy Boy. They ate driving and loudly singing “Superstar” by The Carpenters
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Huh. Kara Thrace is an a Shadowrun 3rd edition sourcebook from 1998. @karads9.bsky.social
An image from a 1998 Shadowrun RPG sourcebook that shows a woman sitting on a chair, dressed in an outfit intended to look tough and dystopian. Brown-black leather pants, tank top, and shoulder rig for a pistol. 

She looks surprisingly like Kara Thrace form the 2004 Battlestar Galactica reboot.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It’s so foggy outside I feel like I’m in a survival horror game or a Stephen King short story. 😆
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Jay Gunn/Wilson @gunnwriter.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Saw this (credit where credit is due).
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Cowardly pseudo-reporting from NPR. Acetaminophen (paracetamol) DOES NOT cause autism. Flat out. These craven asshats don’t have the guts to state facts outright.
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Yukon @craymor.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
An image with text, formatted as follows:

A poem for mornings.
Coffee, coffee, coffee,
Coffee, Coffee,
Everyone shut up.
Coffee.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Spreading toxicity is not acceptable. Fiona is a good friend, as close as any I have here stateside. We text often, & it’s clear from the pics & bits of daily life she shared that she & @andrewmichael.bsky.social make each other very happy. Support friends, folks. Don’t spread lies.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Saw this at Costco. Even though it’s only 15% alcohol, I think the hangover would be cataclysmic.
A semi-spherical bottle of alcohol. It is a bright, unnatural blue. The name is “Buzz Ballz”.
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Happy Birthday to the GOAT: Miles Edward O'Brien. ... I mean, Colm Meaney. 🖖🏻🥃
photo of actor Colm Meaney.Ginormous Ever Given being dug out by a tiny backhoe. Backhoe is labeled “O’Brien” the ever given is labeled “the entire goddamn station” slash "The Defense of the entire goddamn Alpha Quadrant."meme: drawing of an intricate block sculpture balanced precariously on a single small block. The whole sculpture is labeled "The 150+ worlds of the United Federation of Planets." The tiny support block is labeled "Chief O'Brien keeping DS9 in one piece for 7 years."screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Commander O'Brien is looking unbothered. The text reads "The horror persists, but so do I."
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I saw a lot of good songs in this thread, but I didn't see "Man in Black". It's not a complex song, but it's unfortunately still relevant, 54 years after this performance. This is the song's debut. The audience's reaction to the Vietnam reference gives goosebumps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDd3...
youtube.com
Johnny Cash - Man in Black (The Best Of The Johnny Cash TV Show)
YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@madtiki.bsky.social You’re a Pennsylvanian, sooo….
A picture of Anakin Skywalker using telekinesis to get a bottle of YUENGLING beer. 

The text reads “CALL ME ANAKIN, THE WAY I BE SLAYING YUENGLINGS”
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is absolutely absurd, and a clear sign of how companies using AI to replace people can go sideways.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
@allycatraz.bsky.social this strikes me as having Ally-energy, particularly with the characters.
A comic involving Adria and Catra from the 2010s version of She-Ra.

Over 8 panels it employs the Quickie/Quiche joke. 

(Sorry, I can’t accurately go good alt text for this, my hand is hurting like hell today)
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My wife paints minis. This is the 5th or 6th 30mm mini she’s painted, been doing it on and off for 2 years or so.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A good person @andrewmichael.bsky.social can vouch for this woman. If you can help, even if it’s just reposting, please consider.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped shirt has a tag on his shirt that says ' a. j. '
ALT: a man in a striped shirt has a tag on his shirt that says ' a. j. '
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I saw this man break a national championship trophy in half last week with my bare eyes, absolutely no way he didn't internally decapitate the pope trying to give him a piggyback ride.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Unrelated to the recent news, I learned that a font called "Vatican" exists. I basically HAD to do this.
JD Vance's official Twitter image, with the words "Pope Killer" written on it. 

The font is called "Vatican".
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
@caroledwinedonut.bsky.social I thought of you when I saw this!
A gray cat looking at a sign hanging on the wall. 

The sign reads “please excuse the mess, the cats are making memories” 

But memories is crossed out and below that line it reads “being assholes”. 

The cat looks taken aback at the accusation.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My wife and I refer to overcooking a frozen pizza as “Anakin-izing” it.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Screenshot of a social media post. It reads:


I am aware that there are many valid critiques for phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes.
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Annoyed O’Brien @annoyedobrien.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
WHO the BLOODY HELL said the words “code red” near the replicators??? Now mountain dew is RAINING DOWN UPON THE PROMENADE and a ship called “XboxXbalzzzz” is REQUESTING PERMISSION TO DOCK AT THE GAMING RING
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Me: “If you had a cheese filled pasta that made you laugh, would it be chortlini?” Wife: *continues scrolling on her phone* Me: “You’re ignoring that?” Wife: *nods dangerously*
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This is evil. That’s not exaggeration, it is accurate. This is evil. If you disagree with my assessment, I want nothing to do with you - unless you think I’m being too lenient by using such a polite word as “evil”. michiganadvance.com/2025/04/09/i...
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ICE director envisions Amazon-like mass deportation system: ‘Prime, but with human beings’ • Michigan Advance
The leader of Immigration and Customs Enforcement said that his dream for the agency is squads of trucks rounding up immigrants for deportation the same way that Amazon trucks crisscross American citi...
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hurt my hip, had to cancel plans with friends but insisted my wife go. I took an edible for the pain, so my plans tonight are to check out new anime while stoned. 😁 Bummed I can’t see my friends, but this is ok as a fallback.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Look at his paws!!
An orange tabby is asleep on a footstool. He is resting his head on his paws, which are pressed together like a person with their hands in a prayer pose.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
@trekkiebill.bsky.social I’m sure you’ve seen this by now, but if you haven’t…
Stagg - What's the latest on the weather?
The weather looks good for June 6.
Ok, mark that as D-Day for Operation Overlord, got that everyone?
This is Montgomery, confirmed for the British.
Tedder here, confirmed for the air.
Leigh-Mallory, same.
Ramsey -confirmed for Neptune.
This is a reporter for Völkischer Beobachter,
should I be on this?
???
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Our cat was dozing and half turned away from me. “Can you take care of dinner? You’ve gotta pull your weight. You don’t even pay rent, dude!” HE TURNED AND GLARED AT ME.
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Wife: “So, I just had an amazing thought.” Me: “You thought about me?” Wife: [The Glare]
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Belgaer (minus the necromancy) @belgaer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Look at this ridiculously cute guy!
An orange tabby’s face. The picture is kind of sideways, and the kitty is totally zonked out
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