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@andrewmichael.bsky.social
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He/Him Pan/Demi Dad of perfect daughter Trans rights are human rights Abortion is healthcare Black Lives Matter

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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God, this is terrifying.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The FAB1 (1965) is now as old as the first ever Rolls-Royce model - the 10HP - was (1904) when Thunderbirds started. @bhaalspawn.bsky.social - I'm stealing your bit.
The Rolls-Royce FAB1 - the greatest (and pinkest) car ever made.A, like, really old car, or whatever.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You've all just lost.
You're welcome.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I use manky banana shampoo
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am the best stinky man ever
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yuck
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I smell
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tough call. I've seen films that are objectively good that I didn't enjoy, but I wouldn't call something "bad" just because I didn't like it. I guess Superhero Movie is probably the worst one I've seen, but I think that was by design... maybe The Naked Gun... and I still thought that was fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American laddies, lasses and lassos.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can't type on this sodding keyboard
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This was a really stupid idea,wasn't it?I gave it to her unlocked.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I have a nice arse
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Onions are the best
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've got big boobs
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why did I do this?
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I gave Fiona my phone. Div
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Okay, I'm back...ish What did I miss? Is he dead yet?
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Social media break, maybe a social media divorce. Will wait and see.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Apparently @fionaskywalker.bsky.social balls hurt
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My balls hurt
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/fF0Lw... Happy Pride Month from one of my husbands.
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Happy Pride from the Silly Whip Man
YouTube video by Jacques Ze Whipper
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Okay, I've had this conversation a lot today, so just for the record: HOT DRINKS DON'T COOL YOU DOWN BETTER THAN COLD DRINKS. HOT DRINKS, IN FACT, HEAT YOU UP.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This was two weeks ago. Skittling-down with hailstones. Good thing climate change is a myth.
A covering of hailstones on the ground taken a fortnight ago.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Here is a very important video of an otter having his head stroked.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Space War day, nerds and geeks! Fourth Of May be with you! 🖖🏻
Darth Vader showing off his dark and mysterious powers.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Current Star Trek drip:
Me in my favourite baseball t-shirt for the best team outside Cestus III.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me Doom Scrolling:
Hellslinger

Doom Engine FPSDivine Frequency

Doom Engine FPS Soulslike Survival Horror RPG.Fallout: Bakersfield

Doom Engine RPGSiren

Doom Engine FPS Survival Horror
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Lying @lying.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It's International Asexuality Day so reminder that everyone feels sexual attraction in their own way and that can include not at all. It doesn't mean they're broken or wrong, it just makes them another point in the broad spectrum of how to be human. And they are ALWAYS welcome as the A in LGBTQIA+.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
AND NOW I HAVE A FRAMED PICTURE OF THE LITTLE SHITWIPE ON MY GODDAMN FIREPLACE?! This is some bullshit right here.
The cold, vacant eyes of Evil Incarnate, staring through your soul, past the light, beyond hope and into a place as foul and dark and formless as the vile beast's hideous, deformed flesh.

Tremble mortals and despair, for doom has come to this world.

Fucking Cole.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I am a 💩
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How absolutely adorable is that little... model of DS9 behind What's-Her-Name.
She so kyoot doe.

I mean honestly, look at her! She so sweet! 😍 
I know she comes off all "oi dickhead, imma break off your legs and shove 'em up yer arse!" but really she a big sweetie 🥰
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Well, it finally happened--I'm burned out on the Muppets. So, that whole series is done. But what the hell am I without a gimmick? Day 1 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekSNW #WeirdAlYankovic
In a scene from the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds episode "The Serene Squall," we see Spock crouching down behind a wall in an Enterprise corridor with a phaser rifle in his hands. Standing just behind him is Captain Angel. They are both peering down the corridor where "Weird Al" Yankovic is standing, playing the accordion. He has a shocked look on his face--it seems he has spotted the other two.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Project Hail Mary was so fucking good!!!
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I've thought Harry Potter was the most unimaginative, boring slog of slapdash bullshit since I read the first book almost thirty years ago. I love reading a few pages a day of a book, but with HP I wanted to get it over with and blitzed through. Gave up by... whatever the fourth book was called.
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a cartoon character is talking on a telephone while wearing glasses
Alt: a cartoon character is talking on a telephone while wearing glasses
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Current Star Trek drip. Lost this T-Shirt for YEARS and only found it again recently (thanks to @fionaskywalker.bsky.social ) It's a little tighter on the bübz than it used to be though...
Middle-Aged nerd in a Star Trek T-shirt
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
God I really needed that shit
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"The art of software development is rapidly transforming." The way the art of producing images transformed when GenAI could throw together any kind of bullshit and call it "art." Yeah, art is transforming. AI is destroying it.
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"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified) @ipsumlorem.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pacific Rim is such a big, dumb, energetic, entertaining, wonderful mess of a film and I love it! youtu.be/9EEtGLLDhNY?...
youtu.be
THE CRUSH by Miracle Of Sound (Pacific Rim)
YouTube video by miracleofsound
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Every film made and set in America satirises America... they just don't realise it.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Star Trek: A very serious sci-fi show about exploring space and the human condition. Also Star Trek: Remember that time aliens stole Spock's brain and the doctor wired him up to a remote control?
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
365 DAYS AND SHE'S STILL NOT SICK OF ME!!!
Fíona and I having a smooch 😘
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@fionaskywalker.bsky.social @bhaalspawn.bsky.social S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (2006) is now as old as the Chornobyl disaster (1986) was when S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was released.
The exploded Chornobyl NPP following the disaster.Cover art for the video game STALKER Shadow Of Chernobyl.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
UPDATE:
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
@fionaskywalker.bsky.social 😠🖕🏻🇨🇭
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Of course @fionaskywalker.bsky.social wanted to sit here 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🫡
Scottish lady sitting underneath a Scottish flag.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Eating her Valentine's Day present. Who says I don't know how to treat a lady? 😎
Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, amazing, wonderful lady nomming on a love-heart shaped gingerbread biscuit with the words "Hug Me" written in icing.
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Andrew @andrewmichael.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"We'll bang, okay?"
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a man in a video game is standing next to a woman with the word ga on the bottom right
Alt: a man in a video game is standing next to a woman with the word ga on the bottom right
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