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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 19h

Every man who has ever called me crazy, a bitch, etc has also called me again later. I don't answer those calls.

Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Actual photo of my egg being released from my ovary every month, aimless and nowhere to go since I no longer have a uterus or fallopian tubes:

Bender floating through the cosmos from Futurama's "Godfellas"

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Attended a meeting today with all the store managers in my district, including my former boss. Me: I have concerns about *insert issue here* Former boss: Well, what I would do is have Allison take care of it 😑😑😑 THANKS MAN

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was today years old when I realized that the quests for each Spiritual Stone requires you walking into the mouth of a beast. Mouth of the Great Deku Tree Mouth of the giant Dodongo Mouth of Lord Jabu-Jabu 😐 #OcarinaOfTime

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today at work: Some smart ass teenager called me a "hoe bitch" as I was kicking him and his friends out of my store and I said "You cannot even FATHOM how much of a hoe bitch I am, son"

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*hits blunt* Tienshinhan will close his eyes when he kisses you, but his third eye is gonna be all like 👁

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Healthy, emotionally safe men don't use coercion when a woman says no.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Imagine wronging a lover girl amd she just becomes more beautiful and more successful lol (It's me, I'm lover girl)

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maybe I was born broken and maybe there isn't anything that will fix me. Sounds about right.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I signed up for a dating app, because I figure what the hell, it's been a long time since I've been traumatized by a dating app, let's see what's out there. Y'know the old saying, "there's plenty of fish in the sea?" Well, there's a fuck ton of trash in the sea, too 🙃

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rather Dashing earned himself a time-out shortly after this pic was taken. He scratched me! He didn't break the skin and it's the first time he's scratched me in weeks, so I think he's learning that scratching me = no more pets

Rather Dashing aka Dash, Ally's stray tabby kitty friend, snuggling in Ally's lap and looking up at the camera.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Sebastian's hot crustacean band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Sea animals singing, dancing and playing instruments during The Little Mermaid's "Under the Sea"

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

39 and newly single means I know a slut phase is coming, but like... give me some time first

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don't date someone who doesn't understand, or refuses to understand, boundaries. If the conversations about respecting personal space seem endless and your partner never seems to get it or observe your boundaries, that's a red flag. Ask me how I know. (Please don't)

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Never underestimate the power of visiting your local dive bar, where everybody knows your name 🍻

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Not all men!" You're right. Elliott from Stardew Valley would never treat me this way

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

American health care is a scam. I was never meant to heal or be happy or amount to anything, so being told getting into a therapy program costs $900 is just par for the course for me. I tried.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Y'know, my younger self really thought I'd have at least one failed marriage by now 🤣

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Talking about enchanting tools in Stardew Valley in the group chat, and, well... this is a group chat with me we're talking about

A screenshot of a WhatsApp message where Ally says "All the tools I've ever encountered are now enchanted for having known me ✨️". Two people laugh-reacted.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Going to a wedding! Gonna go flutter my eyelashes at some groomsmen bbl

A full-length mirror selfie of Ally wearing a white sleeveless, mid-thigh length dress with pink and green florals. Pink heels to match, and hair is half-up half-down with loose curls falling over her shoulders

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not Big Bro and I planning a trip to Dollywood next year 👀

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Do better" than wishing Dolly is in the afterlife of her choosing? Some of y'all need Dolly's love more than others.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton was an angel on earth. But the outpouring of grief over her death is also a primal scream that the most wretched, greedy, amoral men on earth are holding this country hostage with their wealth and corruption. Dolly was the antithesis to all that and we need her light more than ever.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I made a thoughtful comment about Dolly in the afterlife of her choosing, because if there is a heaven, Dolly is the only one who deserves to go. For all the good she's done in life, I hope heaven exists for her. Atheism doesn't have to mean anti-theism. Learn the difference.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton is in heaven with Jesus, period. Signed, An atheist

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Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton didn’t use AI, and neither should you.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

We are so blessed to have been able to walk the earth at the same time as Dolly Parton. Legends never truly die. ❤️

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rather Dashing is now letting me touch his paws, and brush him with a flea comb. ❤️

A photo of Rather Dashing, Ally's stray tabby cat, looking up at her from between her knees.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Customer after witnessing me yell at idiot teenage boys on [the Promenade]: how many kids like that do you get in here on the weekends? Me: Enough that I had a hysterectomy last year

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Thad @tyranicus.net · 20/08/2026

I enjoyed "Level-Five Transporter Accident"

Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting, which is often used as a memem online when expressing an unpopular opinion

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have waited my entire life for a Star Trek x Muppets episode. Today, my dream came true 🥰

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

*hits blunt* Hoster Tully tried to set Jaime Lannister up with a young Lysa but Jaime spent all his time in Riverrun gooning over the Blackfish

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The 1997 remake of Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella is still far and away the best version of Cinderella to exist, period. I will die on this hill.

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Whitney Houston as Fairy Godmother: Impossible!

Alt: Whitney Houston as Fairy Godmother: Impossible!

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone.

A picture of a black tee shirt. There is an image of a chode with a sad face inside a red circle with a slash through it. The words on the shirt read "Christian Mom Against Fat Chodes"

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I still think our official state motto should be "we don't like you, either." Runner-up motto would be "what, like you're so special?"

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If Spirit Halloween is open near you, then you are officially allowed to wear Halloween apparel. I don't make the rules 👻🎃🪄

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Stray kitty officially has a name. May I introduce Rather Dashing, or Dash for short. 🥰

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Weslar @weslar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dear men, A woman posting nudes online, whether on only fans or on her regular social media is offering consent for you to see those pictures. It is not however giving consent for you to harass her. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I introduced @trekkiebill.bsky.social to Stardew Valley and his farm is the most efficient piece of machinery I've ever seen. I'm seriously impressed! ... and also a little jealous 🤣

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Stardew Valley powdermelon head-canon: Powdermelons taste like honeydew, but are more fleshy like a watermelon, while still crisp like a cantaloupe. According to the item description, powdermelons were named for the powdery coating on the surface. That's powdered sugar.

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Daughter of the Thirst House 🔜 Trek to Philadelphia! @allycatraz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"We never see you at the club" Okay well I never see you at the Muppets-themed tap dancing class

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