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@beertheist.bsky.social
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I like beer and making snarky comments about religion and conservatives 📍 Kansas City, MO He/Him

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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 51s
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good
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I Don't Want Your Life - Varsity Blues Quote
ALT: I Don't Want Your Life - Varsity Blues Quote
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 1h
I really don’t think a public execution by firing squad of a guy in a wheel chair is going to look how they expect it to look.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 4h
The once-again-empty Mainstreet Theater appears to be growing plants on its roof again. Famously it has a whole ass tree on the roof before the refurbishment 20 years ago. Cordish just letting it rot again
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 5h
Lol, wouldn't build a stadium in downtown KCMO, but all about it in Des Moines
kcci.com
Sporting Kansas City proposes soccer stadium in downtown Des Moines
Sporting Kansas City, MLS Next Pro, and Hometown Soccer have proposed a professional soccer team and stadium in Des Moines, with city officials reviewing the plan.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 7h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Missouri Democrats @missouridemocrats.bsky.social · 9h
In the past 16 years, politicians have overturned 7 measures that Missouri voters passed. Amendment 6 makes it much harder for Jefferson City politicians to undo your vote. Vote YES on 6!
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 22h
Protests are continuing in France, a day after more than 250,000 people took to the streets across the country to demand education reforms. to.pbs.org/3UgCFPI
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Why French students are leading massive protests across the country
Protests are continuing in France, a day after more than 250,000 people took to the streets across the country to demand education reforms. Demonstrations began in mid-September, fueled by frustration...
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Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 23h
I just started listening to this but aaaaaah it's so exciting to have someone in a leadership position talk so positively and enthusiastically about not just transit but cities. not defensive about safety, affirmative about the joy and connection that people experience in urban spaces
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good news: in this case the newly elected House can meet at a convenient location of their choosing and vote on whether to expel Johnson as one of its first orders of business
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Chuck🏳️‍🌈 @mooney039.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TEXAS — @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “Why do we have a trillionaire when veterans are sleeping on the streets? The reason poverty exists is not because we can’t feed the poor, it’s because we can’t satisfy the rich.” (From @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social )
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was walking Hugo so couldn't go in. Gonna go tomorrow morning
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Supporting Medicare for All is not radical. Opposing it is. #MedicareForAllNOW www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck the Blue Line. I hope it goes out of business.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
12 years ago today, Darwin was not impressed with the Royals victory over the Angels
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
“Upon careful analysis, it’s clear our organization is going to bungle messaging in late October, costing us many key races across the nation.” — Ken Martin, DNC chair
theonion.com
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
WASHINGTON—In an effort to get ahead of the forthcoming criticisms of how they squandered such a commanding lead in the polls, the Democratic National Committee released a preemptive autopsy Tuesday i...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*so important*: if you’re voting by mail, assume the USPS will delay because it’s its policy. You can: —put it in drop box —go to counter to watch them postmark in front of you —if you’re dropping it in a mailbox, do it VERY EARLY.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noticed myself in the background of a random TikTok. That's a weird feeling
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're already registered, it's a good idea to make sure it's still active. Especially if you're in a GOP controlled state. In KCMO, go to kceb.org/voters/status/
kceb.org
Voter Status & Sample Ballot – Kansas City Election Board
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anus pillows. So hot right now
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Etc etc
Arrested Development "but it might work for us" meme template

WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?

NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT...

BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking car culture. But that airport is basically in Kansas, so I get driving to it
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Man's Thoughtful Head Tilt Reaction
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic from Haus of Decline: Garfield slashes Jon across the face while thinking "Get fucked, Jon." Liz asks Jon "Garfield gives you so much shit, Jon. Why do you tolerate it?" We zoom 10,000 times into the brain of Jon Arbuckle where we see tiny parasites with the face of Garfield called Toxoplasma Garfii.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have so much secondhand embarrassment. The Booomerfication of GenX continues at breakneck pace. For those that didn't grow up in Olathe, Santa Fe (135th St) was the street the youths would cruise up and down on Friday nights. Suffer thru this combo of AI slop photos and white suburban sadness
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Santa Fe Still Runs Through Me
YouTube video by Fountain City Snacks
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My youngest nephew did a potato bar for one of his birthdays. Several styles of potatoes and a ton of toppings suitable for them
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These studies are always wrong, but I'm of the belief that something like a stadium isn't just tangible benefits. You can pull data to prove any point. I have no doubt Cordish screwed the city with the parking garage contacts. But the benefit of Sprint Center and P&L is undeniable IMO
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit
bbc.com
Teenager's hand blown off during confrontation between France school protesters and riot police
The prefect of Pas-de-Calais says the 15-year-old's life is "not in danger" after the "very serious" incident.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bottom of the 9th Bases loaded Two outs Down by one Jackson Chourio provided an all-time moment for Milwaukee 😤
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think that's St. Joseph. Francis is the environmentalist. St. Timothy is the patron saint of stomach and intestinal issues, so very fitting
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and if you want to stop this @MarshaBlackburn and the Republicans will call you a communist How much longer will we fall for this?
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
St. Francis is the best saint!
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think someone from Taking Back Sunday said they liked my dog. I don't follow the band to know exactly who's in it, but he was in a group that were standing around next to a tour bus while a bunch of people were unloading equipment off a truck
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No doubt you're sick of me talking about the lighting during fall, but your god, it's so good. So dramatic
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
5 GOALS. 3 POINTS. 1 DEBINHA.
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Chad Smith @chadcsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Temwa and Hutton swap kits. Who doesn't want Temwa's jersey? #KCBaby #KCvBAY
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deb imitating the bobblehead that imitated her
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh bay-by, we’re throwing a fit 🔥
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I support Somali-Americans @adamrothman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a White Sox player hits a single, double, triple and homer in the same playoff game, it's now called an encyclical.
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Suburban sprawl is getting out of hand!
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm assuming it's related to the library event happening today, but random band on Hugo's morning walk
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Tim @beertheist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No idea. It's even the inside track not next to the road
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Samhain’d Lad @keelanhothothot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely fucking STACKED ep “No one ruins my family vacation except ME and maybe the boy!” “My children need wine!” “We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.” “Where nothing could possib-lie go wrong.” “No, my son is also named Bort.” “Which one of you is the mailman?” God, season 6
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