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Brian Hall

@tauycreek.bsky.social
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🐓Writer • Pseudo-educator • Amateur historian • Enthusiast • Loves old things, likes new things • Overthinking The Born Loser since 2008 • Kaáⁿze🌻 🔗https://www.tauycreek.com/

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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 10h
And what, exactly, is that "exactly" doing here? The chef will probably decide on seafood or a breakfast item or something called "steak nuggets". www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/just...
Brutus is sitting at the diner counter with a menu. The waitress seems bored and unimpressed with him. Brutus asks "And what, exactly, is the chef's choice?"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 12h
This happened to me today.
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Hans Moleman Gets Hit by Football
Alt: The classic award-winning film from Hans Moleman "Man Getting Hit By Football" starring Hans Moleman standing outside of his house and getting hit in the groin by a football.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 12h
When Trump dies, I'm gonna nominate him for a posthumous Nobel Peace Prize. He might win that one since he'll be dead and can't hurt anyone anymore.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 15h
Do Kobach and other idiots who want this understand how much money states will lose by only counting citizens? The census counts everybody. Why wouldn't you want as many people as possible counted? You get more money and more representation. www.cjonline.com/story/news/p...
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Census proposal may end Kansas suit over undocumented immigrant count
The census proposed to stop counting undocumented immigrants in 2030, which would solve a lawsuit that includes Attorney General Kris Kobach.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Here goes Arnie again. Bragging about his perfect life. Well, I guess not perfect. He works here with me so there's that, I guess." www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/luck...
Brutus and Arnie are standing in front of the watercooler at work with conical cups in their hands. Arnie says "I'm a lucky guy, Brutus."
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 21h
Just based on the sub-headline, if I want quiet, the headphones. If I want my brainwaves read, the headband. Doesn't seem like something that needs an article.🤷
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CNN @cnn.com · 22h
Mike Ditka, who won NFL titles as a player and coach with the Chicago Bears, has died. He was 86. cnn.it/4yMCN8U
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Here goes Arnie again. Bragging about his perfect life. Well, I guess not perfect. He works here with me so there's that, I guess." www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/luck...
Brutus and Arnie are standing in front of the watercooler at work with conical cups in their hands. Arnie says "I'm a lucky guy, Brutus."
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How is this conclusion equal parts "Who Shot J.R.?" and "Bobby Ewing in the shower"?
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mother Gargle breaks the ship in half in order to win. Brutus stacks his ships up. "My opinions may be wrong, but when I'm right, I'm the first to admit it"? What does this mean? I don't know. I think Veeblefester is my least favorite character. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/are-...
Brutus and Mother Gargle are playing Battleship. Gladys is watching them, smiling. Brutus says "G-8" which Mother Gargle responds with "Miss!"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mother Gargle breaks the ship in half in order to win. Brutus stacks his ships up. "My opinions may be wrong, but when I'm right, I'm the first to admit it"? What does this mean? I don't know. I think Veeblefester is my least favorite character. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/are-...
Brutus and Mother Gargle are playing Battleship. Gladys is watching them, smiling. Brutus says "G-8" which Mother Gargle responds with "Miss!"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do presidents normally just let the protestor scream and yell until they leave or are dragged away? Seems like it's just to get the crowd agitated. I would just continue talking and ignore them.
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Black.Metronome 🇧🇧 🇧🇲 @blackmetronome.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I'll never understand what makes a population of people vote to subjugate themselves. Because if you think these gloves won't be used against you at some point, you're in denial.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, if Dems take full control of Senate and House, all these big corporations need to be broken up. Forget impeachment, they need to seriously work on ending monopolies--tech, entertainment, groceries, banks, everything. Break everything into pieces.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint, star of North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, dies aged 102
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Eva Marie Saint, star of North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, dies aged 102
Landmark roles were in 50s classics directed by Elia Kazan and Alfred Hitchcock, before going on to play Superman’s adoptive mother in later life Eva Marie Saint, one of the last survivors of Hollywood’s golden age of the 1940s and 50s, has died aged 102. Her screen work spanned six decades: Saint made her screen debut opposite Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront, starred in Alfred Hitchcock’s celebrated thriller North by Northwest, and in one of her last screen appearances played Superman’s adoptive mother Martha Kent in the 2006 superhero film Superman Returns. A family spokesman said on Tuesday that Saint had died of natural causes at her home in Los Angeles. Continue reading...
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool. Brutus has allergies. Or maybe it's the flu. Or Covid. Or the plague. It could be any number of things that want to kill us now. Hey, Brutus, at least turn your head if you aren't gonna cover your mouth. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/tis-...
Brutus, in his green chair, just sneezing into the air.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's hilarious seeing Republicans shoot out emails to show constituents how they have protected children despite a possible pedophile being in the White House, hiding away the Epstein Files, allowing several genAI programs to create as much CSAM as possible, and supporting genocide.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool. Brutus has allergies. Or maybe it's the flu. Or Covid. Or the plague. It could be any number of things that want to kill us now. Hey, Brutus, at least turn your head if you aren't gonna cover your mouth. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/tis-...
Brutus, in his green chair, just sneezing into the air.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Openly bragging about ethnic cleansing. That's how you know they're the Good Guys.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't imagine anyone wanting 12 years of this guy. The first 4 years where he botched a pandemic that we had planned for didn't turn you off? This 4 where prices are skyrocketing and we're fighting 3 different proxy wars is turning you on? You want another 4 years of this shitshow?
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
freakin' kids... www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/i-lo...
Brutus and Wilberforce are standing next to a sundial. Wilberforce is holding a football and saying "What the heck is this thing?"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic from Haus of Decline: Garfield slashes Jon across the face while thinking "Get fucked, Jon." Liz asks Jon "Garfield gives you so much shit, Jon. Why do you tolerate it?" We zoom 10,000 times into the brain of Jon Arbuckle where we see tiny parasites with the face of Garfield called Toxoplasma Garfii.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Republicans have no other plans or policy and can only run on unadulterated hate.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing lying
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a shame that Kansans can see that Senator Marshall is bad at his job and shouldn't be in office, but can't see that Rep. Mann, Rep. Schmidt, and Rep. Estes and gubernatorial candidate Ty Masterson are the same side of the coin and part of the problem.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
freakin' kids... www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/i-lo...
Brutus and Wilberforce are standing next to a sundial. Wilberforce is holding a football and saying "What the heck is this thing?"
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Nicole Guenther Discenza @ndiscenza1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Tohono O’odham ancestral land, and the tribe had been taking legal action to protect the site. They will continue to fight—as should we all!—but the damage is probably irreparable
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, but where's the Ultra-Humanite and Mr. Mind? Is Hydra a part of this?
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
East of Eden is my favorite book. The 1955 adaptation was good. The miniseries from 1981 is okay. I hope this miniseries is good. I think Florence Pugh will make an amazing Cathy.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All-in-all, it was a really good TV day. Despite the political ads. Maybe Brutus has cameras in his house which is why he thinks politicians know what he is doing. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/ever...
Brutus in his green chair in front of the TV.
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Ryan Schwartz @ryanschwartz.tv · 04/10/2026
“Next week: Shane Gillis.” Thanks for the warning, Darrell. #SNL
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those women had to be buried in lead-lined caskets...
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Fearless Freep @fearlessfreep.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pa Kent liking Alan Scott I dig.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this related to his slump? www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/if-i...
Brutus poking his head through a door saying "I need to clear my head, so I can think straight."
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I say I have plans, I'm usually watching classic TV from the 1950s and 1960s, too.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's Wordle:
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons saying "Silly me. I must've just made up a word that doesn't exist."
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this related to his slump? www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/if-i...
Brutus poking his head through a door saying "I need to clear my head, so I can think straight."
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't put yesterday's post on social media. Brutus is in a slump...A 25-year-long slump. www.tauycreek.com/2026/10/a-25...
Brutus is standing with his arm on top of the watercooler. Arnie is standing next to him with a small paper cup of water in his hand. "I'm really mired in a sales slump!"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Both Brutus and Gladys look like they have squirrels running on wheels in their heads instead of brains in this panel. www.tauycreek.com/2026/09/i-li...
Brutus and Gladys standing and looking simple.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By Trump standards, Nixon did nothing wrong.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Both Brutus and Gladys look like they have squirrels running on wheels in their heads instead of brains in this panel. www.tauycreek.com/2026/09/i-li...
Brutus and Gladys standing and looking simple.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like how Brutus and Gladys are just standing there waiting for Kewpie's line to be delivered like they are waiting for the laugh track of a sitcom. www.tauycreek.com/2026/09/kewp...
Brutus and Gladys are standing in front of each other. Brutus is in his work clothes while Gladys angrily stares at him with her arms crossed. Kewpie, sitting next to them, thinks "Don't I get a say in this?"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like how Brutus and Gladys are just standing there waiting for Kewpie's line to be delivered like they are waiting for the laugh track of a sitcom. www.tauycreek.com/2026/09/kewp...
Brutus and Gladys are standing in front of each other. Brutus is in his work clothes while Gladys angrily stares at him with her arms crossed. Kewpie, sitting next to them, thinks "Don't I get a say in this?"
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump is the sickest man in the United States. But, all of his diseases are in perfect balance. It's called Three Stooges Syndrome.
A doctor on the Simpsons pushing representations of Mr. Burns' various diseases through a door, but they are getting stuck.
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Brian Hall @tauycreek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are 5,000 *more* people that want a job that involves getting yelled at and abused by the general population and way too much physical effort? You can do what you want, but don't make your humiliation kink our problem.
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