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There will be zero thought to posting, there's no time for that. Impulse only.

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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday at last…
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Certified Beef @beefdip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lini speaking across time and space the split second she hears there's a version of her that's "happy" and "turns into a weird bird cat sometimes"
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
francis?
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Certified Beef @beefdip.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What if everything HADN'T sucked ass?" is always a fun thing. Lini enters her magical princess arc when her traumatic backstory never happened.
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MADDIEBISCUITS 🐰 comms open! @maddiebiscuits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ahem youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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jeff the killer @nanocorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TOP 2 WORST THINGS EVER 1.) being employed 2.) being unemployed
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Jones ✨🏳️‍🌈✨ @prinxe.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
not quite yet
The Homestar Runner 'Todaybor Day is Labor Day' meme, but the banner has been changed to say 'not quite yet'. Homestar is wearing an orange bowl on his head and waving a spoon around. The Cheat is staring blankly at him.
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Koboltoon | Video Dames! @koboltoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday at last…
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway FATE 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Final Fantasy XIV: Online - Shadowbringers (2019)
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friday at last…
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Chuuni B. Jones @sunhatzhenya.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
many of u would be wise to heed this wisdom.......
wikihow drawing of a lady yelling at a tiger, caption says "do not antagonize a tiger in any way."
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
his iconic catchphrase
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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kc @allaganeyes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
emet selch: yessss turn into a sineater and destroy the world the ever mighty ardbert and his indomitable spirit:
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🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
thou hast been blessed by the ibuprofen knight praise be ⚔️💚
A digital illustration of a knight in black plate armour. They hold out their hand towards you, and floating above them are ibuprofen tablets. They say "let us take ibuprofen together"
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...
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The Venture Bros.
Welcome to the official home of The Venture Bros. on YouTube! The Venture Bros. is Adult Swim's fan-favorite parody of the great action/adventure cartoons of yesteryear. Tune in to watch Dr. "Rusty" ...
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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R.L. @rhymes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward
Bella Swan from the Twilight saga enters a classroom. She seems nervous.Bella looks up, and something across the room catches her eyeAlucard from hellsing is patiently sitting in class.
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Josh the Ar-TEEST @heroesofcrash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune💰
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Friday at last…
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charri! @fragmentprism.neocities.org · 14/08/2025
YES
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
TOS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN WAVEN AT YOU FROM HELL, "NO ONE SHOULD AHVE A TRILLION DOLLAR'S  HOWEVER IF TERMS OF SERCICE DIDNT EXIST, WE COULD SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN INSTEAD " CANT SAY MUCH MORE HERE, AS ALWAYS CHECK OUT patreon.com/dasharez0ne FOR MORE WRITING I CANT POST HERE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Some spooky scary skeledyn 💀 @stoutshield.etheirys.social · 06/03/2026
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Friday night
Friday
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bug @buggle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
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Cat! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @cattinypaws.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"Why do we keep trusting AI?"
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costco @costco.amaurot.social · 13/05/2026
post surgery i had a vision of golbez grilling i only got access to tablet today to finally draw it
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
get his ass
A huffingtonn post article that says 

Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) told his staff he thought he could be the vice presidential nominee on the Democratic ticket in 2028, prompting disbelief, New York Magazine's Intelligencer reported
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"Almost all of us had our jaws on the floor, like, 'Are you out of your fucking mind?
You don't do your job, you can't raise any money, and your entire party hates you," a person who was in the room that day last summer told the publication.
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 21/05/2026
which way destiny enjoyer
A person stands at two crossroads, with two good paths before them.

one side is the game warframe, the other path leads to final fantasy xiv
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 19/05/2026
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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby
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Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
novel posting
a tumblr post by dogweapon that reads "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"
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mag @mag.ferret.ink · 07/05/2026
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
yeah we're doing the meme again
They who dwell aloft have spoken. Let their words echo in your empty soul. Ruination is come!
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Certified Beef @beefdip.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My undead's obsession with preserving knowledge got so bad he had to make a contract with an observer to act as a librarian and shunt all his books into a pocket dimension. Big squid orb constantly tending bookshelves.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I love 1.0 lore bc some of it is genuinely crazy. the elementals WERE just thanos snapping ppl. lominsa thought their goddess kept summoning leviathan on them because so was her whim. urianger summons a raptor to kill you.
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Certified Beef @beefdip.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
doomed to cook fits endlessly
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water
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Perfect Alexander's Fujoshi Cuck @brutejussy.etheirys.social · 24/04/2026
get in the robot alphinaud
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