beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the amount of companies you see that just, didn't google anything before launching. brother your company's name is a slur. 042
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Or when you know the actor already. like "oh hell yeah, Tim Meadows is gonna be here this season". 000
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the great genius of the Peacemaker intro is that it satisfies the engrained human urge to watch a bunch of people you recognize do a little dance 130
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026job interview tip: Bring a rope and subtly imply that you’re not doing so well mentally throughout the discussion 152
Reposted by beef boybeef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden 032
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026can i use this? i don't think it's too late to get DC interested again 120
Reposted by beef boyPigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's meanest, Beware my power: Green Lantern's penis. 121
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026watching Lanterns and this show is complete bullshit. i literally mailed them the perfect script for a Green Lanterns show. and yes, in my script, they did touch weiners 120
Reposted by beef boyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness. 272072169
Reposted by beef boyPigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't die wondering. pour river water into your socks 021
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026unfortunately posting to advice forums on reddit is part of my process 022
Reposted by beef boyPigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026taking melatonin then fighting it 031
Reposted by beef boyæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You're like my human cheeseburger 1335
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it’s off their newest EP. it’s called “if Jesus came back I would suck him off but just before I would fill my mouth with cyanide so it soaks in and kills him. and because we wouldn’t get married beforehand his dad would have to send him to hell.” 011
Reposted by beef boybeef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026doing freak shit to the gun. tongue down the barrel, slurping up from the handle. teasing the trigger. 152
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to everyone reaching out to me, thank you for your concern. I am okay. the fisherman released me back into the lake a few moments ago. now I just need time to recover and process, thank you 🙏 010
Reposted by beef boybeef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026they took deviant art away from us because it Woke up the Rebellious and Uncouth parts of the mind. now we, docile sheep, beg for the butcher, the meat counter display 084
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if Jesus came back I would suck him off but just before I would fill my mouth with cyanide so it soaks in and kills him. and because we wouldn’t get married beforehand his dad would have to send him to hell. 140
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026did this and the barista told me to kill myself then and there 020
Reposted by beef boyandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026INFINITE COFFEE GLITCH: instead of passing your reusable mug to the barista use a PVC elbow attached to 16 feet of pipe 4193
Reposted by beef boyvic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed 3253181228
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026not your fault. if a baby can’t survive a champagne bottle it would never have survived the real world. blame the parents for making a weak kid 011110
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026being alive right now is so cool. all our food is deadly. we're bombing like fifty different countries for no reason. and you can see what searches ai psyop-bots are using to astroturf social media platforms. 000
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you can give an adult a swirlie btw. nothing stopping you 090
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the year is 2092. I am an android working in the Terran Fleet under the Fleet Repair Battalion. every morning my human handlers rip my cock off. every night they, mercifully, return it. 020
Reposted by beef boyPigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I genuinely start tweaking out when people won't let me pass them on the sidewalk 232
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you put too much toast in it. Every toaster has a predetermined number of breads it can toast, and you just couldn’t help yourself. Your greed has cost you. 022
Reposted by beef boyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights 493588360
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026on LinkedIn asking a group of Utah entrepreneurs if they’ve ever seen hole stretched out wide enough it could fit a watermelon 021
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026making up silly names that seem more like slurs than real slurs ❤️ 021
Reposted by beef boyPigeon Religion @pigeonreligion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this Prozac ain't shit 041
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026im sick of paying attention to all these whiny ass nerds about “climate change”. computer, who would win in a fight, you or the bitch ass clipboard boys 020
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026his aides are doing a vital service. he’s so close to the end that he can hear the words of the damned. if they did not silence him, all of America would be subject to the Infernal tongue, the language of demons, and their souls claimed so to that horrid place. 010
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if you were dropped into a random planet fitness in the United States you could accurately determine which state you were in by how many TVs were running Fox news 021
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026dirty alley. a man in front of me, crying. sweat rolls down my neck. my heart is racing, i don't know if the rats is either. i shouldnt be here. i feel a sharp tug under my hat- i scream. it's raw, the power tearing apart my throat. i don't hear the gunshot. the man lies dead. remy's wish, my burden 032
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's so funny that these ai ceos are desperate to start building their offramp before these companies IPO but everything they try to do gets torpedoed by the ai-addled weirdos that allowed them to gain their inordinate wealth in the first place 020
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026communist milking machine is now pulling out red milk from jordan petersons penis. he has been converted 011
Reposted by beef boyAurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026see how easy it is to have a spine 1122
beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i was in the south tower. which was also the north tower, as there was only oneen.wikipedia.orgWorld Trade Center Mexico City - Wikipedia 010
