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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
being alive right now is so cool. all our food is deadly. we're bombing like fifty different countries for no reason. and you can see what searches ai psyop-bots are using to astroturf social media platforms.
reddit search bar for "hasan". The first auto-suggestion is "hasan -subredit:destine -subreddit:asmongold -subreddit:livestreamfail - subreddit:h3h3productions"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
praxis
back of a Honey Nut Cheerios box. There is a numerical hex maze game on it. A hand is holding a sharpie on the left side of the box
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
dr mario plush a little crumpled up and kinda sad looking
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Microsoft Edge asking for your strongest pdfs
Potion Seller man
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
can you show mitch this image. he is not responding to my texts. really need to know that he has seen this it is urgent
zootopia abortion comic judy slap
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Phillip Seymour hoffman
FilmBuzzr in Threads:

“John Campea reveals he received inside sources that the DCU Batman actor has reportedly been cast.
"I think | know who the DCU Batman is, I think they've cast him... It's not a name I would've guessed."
What are your thoughts on this?
Follow @FilmBuzzr for more
Art by @jobhutz”

Picture of Batman cut off at bottom
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
two people thinking about wolves kissing
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
god, this website fuckin rules man
picture of my three most recent posts from an account named "Amanda P":

pinned post: "virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun"

first: "beam me up scotty (my flesh dries and peels. the raw muscle underneath turning to cold, hard metal. i grow thirty feet long, i shrink to barely a foot wide. scotty welds me into place, the 93rd floor in a beautiful building in New York City. there id lay for 28 years, until one fateful september)"

third post: "(bee confronting all the other bees) are you fucking my wife"

i respond with "where did u get that picture. i will sue u"

Amanda P responds with: "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

on what grounds?

But please, do sue me.  This should be highly entertaining."
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
you're proud of this?
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
trying to get a Brooklyn apartment but getting no replies ?? don't know what i am doing wrong
Zillow Tour Request page, with the message section filled by the following:

"I would like to schedule a tour. A big tour. Show me every nook and cranny. i want to see it all. i want you to show it to me"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
this is crazy, bro
Rudy Giuliani mistakenly airlifted to Palm Beach
Memorial Landscaping Company

May 3, 2026
Jorge Rindfleisch

Authorities are investigating a series of events that resulted in former presidential confidant and
lawyer Rudy Giuliani being medevacked to a small landscaping company ten miles outside of
Palm Beach. It is still unclear at this time who or what is to blame for the incident. While many of
the disbarred lawyers’ team refused to comment on the matter, one anonymous contact close to
the matter was able to comment: “The kids had Google maps open the entire flight. The pilot
kept trying to go to the hospital. At one point, [Giuliani’s] son tried to grab the pilot’s controls. It
was a shit show”. After the landing, a confused worker attempted to resuscitate Giuliani,
resulting in what some have deemed an “epic makeout moment”.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
went on a website and typed "peterhole". i would never hire these men
google search results for "peterhole", which returns linkedin profiles of old men
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What’s up gamers welcome back to the channel
Minecraft skyblock map screenshot
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
reminder to check in on the people closest to you. you never know what’s going on in there heads 💔
Instagram DM between a user and the Pope’s account “pontifex”. Messages:

>follow me back Leo
>🙏please
>sorry I didn't mean to use the pray hands emoji sorry if that is offensive

JAN 13 AT 9:57 PM
>Hey leoooo. Can David henrie (the guy from wizard of waverly place) fall in love and or have sex with a man? He wants permission first, asking for him

Today 2:57 PM
>Hey Leo. I just wanted to check in because I know that shit with Donald was really rough. Ru okay?
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
yeah sure man, why not
YouTube thumbnail for a video titled “I Joined ISIS on Roblox | A Documentary”
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Steven universe title card with Steven doing a peace sign
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ai is so innovative and useful that within one day of announcement, the only account more blocked than Bluesky's new AI app is the guy who killed the pope
clearsky top 4 blocked:
jd vance: 180605
attie.ai: 123,242
white house: 122590
ICE: 112406
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a screenshot of a quote post screen, the text 287 characters over the post limit. It says:

"a small room in DC, three weeks from now. a 26 year old vanderbilt graduate known colloquially online as "88Retvrn2Homeland88" has not slept for three days. stephen miller's forehead drips sweat onto his lap. a 2022 macbook air is churning. minutes pass. suddenly, an image of chuck schumer with blue hair populates the screen. "send it" miller lets out, in a reedy tone. hundreds of thousands of phones across the country chirp. there are some laughs, but for the most part there is silence. at the exact same time, the 202nd 19-year-old has been turned into a bulleted mush in tehran. "
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
last time I watched this movie I walked away with many questions
Herbie
- [ ] Have people fucked in herbie and if so did he like it
- [ ] Will herbie go to heaven? Or is he like a dog?
- [ ] Does herbie experience sexual attraction to nonsentient cars? Is that like hentai for him??
    - [ ] Is driving another car like cheating for herbie?
- [ ] If herbie smashes into another car does he view that as murder
    - [ ] Is herbie suicidal
- [ ] Can herbie feel pain? Like physical pain?
- [ ] How many pieces can you replace on herbie before he is no longer herbie? 
- [ ] Which part of herbie contains his soul?
- [ ] Is herbie American?
- [ ] Can herbie feel people fucking around with his insides
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Gregory house staring at you
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
he fell in love with. car
Pontiac Firebird Trans Am
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
:(
auction entry for an antique sign with the text "Knot Hole Cafe"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
this post is fake. i need you stupid motherfuckers to look for a fucking source. this interview doesn't exist, the first mention of this quote here was from a random xitter user. you are being baited for engagement.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Job application
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
negotiating
facebook marketplace listing titled "My Drawing of Zootopia", asking for $10. The 'send seller a message' input box is filled with the text "would you take $40"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
lead is BACK baby
post from the White House. RFK Jr is in the dark, dimly lit. There is text that says “We are ending the war on protein” displayed over top his chest
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
wait uh. um
Pinterest Board called “sexy transformers”. It has exactly what the title describes. These cars are hot.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
gif of minecraft sheep switching between all possible dye colors
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
oh it’s real
Post in r/ethicalgooning:

“Opinion on Gooning from a religious perspective?” made by thelonegooner207 

“Hello everyone so today I want to ask a pretty important question, since November I think about becoming a Gooner ( someone who is kinda addicted to porn) but my faith in God seem to enforce me to not become one but honestly do you think it is sinful to be a Gooner ?”
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas gift for the group chat :)
Discord message that says “mewwy cwistmas!! :3”
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
not according to my research
google search for "exploding penis rule 34" two results for rule34.xxx, one for the tag "bursting_penis" and one for the tag "destruction penis"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Reddit post: "What to do if I have theories? I contacted a college and they ignored me". It has 11 upvotes
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
this is true! america has been addicted to oil for decades, now.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i can't stop browsing facebook marketplace
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
dream face reveal screengrab
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
baby announcement but instead of saying "congratulations it's a boy", it says "congratulations, its a economy"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
call her dutch the way her brother's nog is in my mouth
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Edited screen shot of quote:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the bill Clinton penis right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to cum” -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
actually the dr bronner’s one is wrapped in foil. this looks like another brand
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
i'm networking
"IEEE Xplore Digital Library liked your post: 'call me IEEE 754 the way i get hazy when it's big enough'". This appears to be an official account created by the IEEE
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
my guy is FUCKED UP and EVIL and fucking EATS your guy
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
just did a google search and the only thing coming up for “winner takes it all Lin Manuel Miranda” is this.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
fucking blew it
Three separate Instagram dms to Pope Leo XIV (@pontifex):

“follow me back Leo”

“🙏 please”

“sorry I didn't mean to use the pray hands emoji sorry if that is offensive.”

They are unanswered.
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
i'd sooner taste test a gun actually
Screengrab from LinkedIn email: "Companies Hiring for Your Role: Microsoft, Lockheed Martin"
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
didn’t have to take my shoes off at the airport
“Never Forget” 9/11 memorial image with ‘never’ scratched out with red pen
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
its crazy that there's a food that's just gluten. god hates celiacs for real
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beef boy @beefboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"Officer Down" Star but with "france" pasted over the word "officer"
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