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Friend with Stocked Fanny Pack Unaware She’s Six People’s Primary Care Physician
WARWICK, R.I. — Amanda Martinez, a 26-year-old known for always being prepared, unknowingly became the primary care physician for her group of... Read more nonsense
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![[Two panels from Chun-Li's ending in Street Fighter II. In the top panel, Chun-Li kneels at a gravestone: "FINALLY, YOU CAN REST IN PEACE... ” In the bottom panel, she poses in a crop top and shorts: “AND I CAN GET BACK TO BEING A YOUNG SINGLE GIRL.” Caption: "Erika Kirk".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreict47a6evcjinyfwravmidtvpcrzd652w5wmvz7fqhqqpr42ggroe)
![all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) on twitter:
[Photograph of a hand holding a light grey silicone wristband. Debossed text on the band reads "WARNING: I GLOMP FOR POCKY".]
all ordinators are bastards (@xXxADHDxXx) quotes:
"RT to kill an older millenial instantly"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiehplf37gyrwk6frt4qh2oro5trdqdhnojquykidc2jkbt2thosni)
