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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@pocan.house.gov 3rd month in a row that Ive said “this is the biggest electric bill we’ve ever gotten”… perhaps it’s time to start hammering down on this 😉
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 02/07/2025
If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 13/06/2025
"Microplastics" is just the English word for "midi-chlorians." Ingest as many as you possibly can if you want to save the Galaxy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The level of corruption is simply unfathomable
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
That was my favorite half inning in years. #StlCards
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Starting an online petition to make the #StlCards alternate road blue caps permanent.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
A thing I think is kind of messed up is that we’ve stopped considering ‘being evil’ to be a moral failing in a person
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Drop some cowboy hats
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
On Friday we Dance 💃 🪩 🕺 Let’s see those moves
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name: Pope Snickerdoodle IV Oh boy 😬
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Solid action thriller… I give it a 7.2/10
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Buzzard world I agree with Rand Paul but here we are
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'd say you gotta fight like hell but you actually don't have to fight trump that hard. He crumbles extremely easily. The only way he wins is if you don't fight him at all and buy into some bullshit about how fighting him actually makes him stronger
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Congressman Shri Thanedar @shrithanedar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
3. Imposing damaging tariffs. 4. Violating First Amendment rights. 5. Creating an unlawful office. 6. Dismissing criminal cases of donors. 7. Denying due process and other constitutional violations. This is not normal. Impeachment is how we fight back. I will always defend the Constitution!
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Congressman Shri Thanedar @shrithanedar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The President is attacking me because I filed Articles of Impeachment, asking “What the hell did I do?” It's all in my seven articles of impeachment: 1. Defying a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling. 2. Dismantling federal agencies.
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Amazing how so on point Andor is.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The default Dem position should be that nothing under Trump is valid. Trump didn't honor his predecessors' agreements. He didn't even honor his own trade agreements. He didn't honor Congressional appropriations. He doesn't follow laws. Clean slate. If you rely on him, your loss.
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Susan Rahn @stickit2stage4.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What are we waiting for? They are: 🔺Arresting Judges 🔺Deporting 2 year olds 🔺Ignoring court orders 🔺Disappearing people 🔺Creating databases that violate HIPAA laws All of these hills are worth dying on.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Now are we ready to engage the process written into our Constitution for confronting and removing dictators? Turns out, the majority of voters are. Memo on new polling: drive.google.com/file/d/1RJkj...
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[Public] Flash Finding - Majority of Voters Support Impeachment - RC & ASO Memo.pdf
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 23/04/2025
Stop turning everything into condos with Grey paint that nobody can afford.
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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Mr. Beat @iammrbeat.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
YES WE CAN GIVE EVERYONE A TRIAL AND YES WE WILL GIVE EVERYONE A TRIAL BECAUSE WE ARE A REPUBLIC, NOT A DICTATORSHIP.
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WOWK 13 News @wowk13news.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The mild-mannered Maryland senator has suddenly emerged as a leading figure in the resistance to Donald Trump’s norm-busting presidency... www.wowktv.com/news/u-s-world/ap-an… 
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Anti-Trump resistance sees another leader in Van Hollen as Democrats’ leadership carousel turns
NEW YORK (AP) — Now, it’s Chris Van Hollen’s turn. The mild-mannered Maryland senator has suddenly emerged as a leading figure in the resistance to Donald Trump’s norm-busting presidenc…
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Chris Law @christopherlaw.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...
Screenshot of a New York Times article passage where Senator Van Hollen of Maryland responds to Democrats critical of his trip and his focus on the Abrego Garcia case, including Gov. Gavin Newsom who called it a "distraction". Van Hollen is quoted saying Americans are tired of politicians "putting a finger to the wind" and "Anyone who can't stand for the constitution doesn't deserve to lead."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2025
Van Hollen on Fox News Sunday: "My whole point here is if you deprive one man of his constitutional rights, you threaten the constitutional rights of everybody ... if you threaten the rule of law for one person, you threaten if for everybody in America."
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Durchbruch @adagietto7.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
“Authoritarianism doesn’t stop at the first target,” - Kat Abughazaleh www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy weird, insane tradition day before a “regular” weekend were a supposed human god was supposedly brought back to life and taken to a magical place we can go everyone
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
If he can meet with his Senator, he can come tf home. Full Stop
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Bonanza
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
He really “Schumered” that one big time
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hey, @satyaformadison.bsky.social 😳
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Goddamn- add 3 years to the ages and this is my story 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
5 worst stock market crashes in US history: 1929 - Hoover 🔴 1987 - Reagan 🔴 2008 - Bush 🔴 2020 - Trump 🔴 2025 - Trump 🔴
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
people are pointing out 2008, but man, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but: the causal story linking republican policy to the financial crisis is way too byzantine and complex for the average voter. whereas "trump do tariff, tariff immediately crash market" is extremely easy to understand
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Forbes @forbes.com · 03/04/2025
Trump’s Tariff Formula Slammed As ‘Fake’ And ‘Incredibly Stupid’ By Experts
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Trump’s Tariff Formula Slammed As ‘Fake’ And ‘Incredibly Stupid’ By Experts
The approach appears to punish countries based on their trade imbalances with the U.S., rather than the taxes they impose on the U.S. and a combination of other trade barriers Trump claimed the new tariff rates would be based on.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Welcome to the resistance * checks notes * Mitch McConnell Wait…. WTF
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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