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El Phantasmo

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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They. Are. Confederates.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@pocan.house.gov 3rd month in a row that Ive said “this is the biggest electric bill we’ve ever gotten”… perhaps it’s time to start hammering down on this 😉
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wait… you can afford to travel abroad?
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Been mountain biking with my son and having something we both enjoy doing together is really awesome 🤘
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bro * taps the sign *
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
* Prescient ⬆️
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
We never used this feature until the very real realization that one of us could be randomly abducted by our faceless government while running, walking the dog, or on the subway… it’s not about trust anymore (for us that is)
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This 👇
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Same… I realized after posting that I may have made that seem like a bad thing and was not my intention… My takeaway after Superman tho was definitely that these people are the exact reason the “you grew up and became a terrible person” meme exists because it’s definitely not any of those things
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
It’s FANTASTIC… imo the score makes the film… but definitely not woke. The themes aren’t any different than any other hero, fish out of water story… I could make arguments that X-men hit on way more “woke” talking points
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This mfer steals treasures from Dora
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Bro is literally begging for a new controversy lolz
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
* laughs, but in Barbara Streisand
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@miq.moe
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Can’t read for personal interests if you’re working 12-14 hours a day… it’s great 😅🙃
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
We’re gonna need more Barbara Streisand laughing her goddamn ass off gifs if this keeps up
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This whole thing is becoming the biggest Streisand effect ever lolz
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
* come on guys… this is an easy one www.britannica.com/topic/Streis...
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Streisand effect | Definition, Meaning, Examples, & Origin | Britannica
Streisand effect, phenomenon in which an attempt to censor, hide, or otherwise draw attention away from something only serves to attract more attention to it. The name derives from American singer and...
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Whaaat, It all makes perfect sense 😵‍💫
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That last part 🤌
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Damnit!!! This was so my first thought too 😂
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
🙋Seconded
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Feck I keep seeing vague posts about this but I don’t know what happened 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Ayo!! Enjoy the current monsoon
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Lolz only problem is they don’t know or understand that the “F” in FEMA stands for Federal
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Well that’s fucking stupid
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Pretty says to me that I’m *never* going to fucking Louisiana ever the fuck again.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Hey now, he does have A strikeout 🙃
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Tbf a lot of us hate bezos more than last year by a wide margin
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
They’re a mid+ team, but my god Fede and Mikolas are brutal to watch
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Good thing Kat is running for her seat next cycle
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Haha what a cuck that wimp is
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 02/07/2025
If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
And yet they have this master plan to “bring manufacturing back”… back to an uneducated workforce intentionally made that way over decades of attacks on education… more magical gop thinking 😵‍💫🥴🤯😅
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
🥳
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
And to add to that delusion is the notion we are going to “bring manufacturing home”…. Home to a bunch of uneducated idiots that we created by defunding education for four decades
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You do know they can do multiple things at once right…
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Where the fuck are the leaders of the opposition? Beyond the fact that they have voted along with confirmations, and other things is appalling in itself but my god… any opposition with half functioning leadership would be gumming things up every second possible. Daily impeachment articles, etc etc
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Getting to is hard, staying is even harder
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This game is sloppy as fuck in so many way, 2 pickoffs, especially one at third base is unacceptable (and BRUTAL)
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Straight down the dick 😭😐🤯
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El Phantasmo @beauxjangles.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
That’s just all social media in general, I mean look over at Xwitter and Insta what they have done
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