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Segeln ~ Feuerwehr ~ Reisen technikaffin ~ nerdig ~ gaming #noAFD #noNAZIS #fuckAI Liebe für Krokodile 🐊❤️

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you want good tortoise news? I thought so. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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Cornelius W. M. Oettle @cwmo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
+++ Außerdem: WC-Ente will Vogel des Jahres werden +++
Erster Ki-generierter Spielfilm will Oscar
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think we, as a society, are appropriately grateful for and enthused about potatoes.
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A meme with a “LearningMind” logo at the top, featuring a glowing electric-blue translucent jellyfish against dark deep-blue background. Bold white text at the bottom reads: “THE FACT THAT JELLYFISH HAVE SURVIVED FOR 650 MILLION YEARS WITHOUT BRAINS GIVES HOPE TO MANY PEOPLE.”
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have you seen the news about Andrew Tate, eels, and horses, and wondered, "WTF, man?" Well, friends...I'm here to tell you: it's not new. In medieval & early modern England, horse sellers practiced feaguing: inserting a live eel into the horse's rectum to get the animal to act more lively. 🗃️🧪
Meme. Still from the movie "El Dorado" with a very surprised looking grey horse standing next to a man with long blond hair. The man's arms are crossed, and his head is tilted as if he's looking down. His eyes are not, though. They are cutting towards the horse to gauge its reaction. The horse's jaw is dropped, and its eyes are wide like victorious marbles. The man and the horse are standing in a window or doorway, with heavy red drapes. Behind them, the sun seems to be setting over green hills. It is also setting over the horse's innocence.

An alternative reading of the scene might suggest that the horse isn't surprised at all, but rather is singing lustily. The man, rather than having just delivered bad news, is waiting to come in. The curtains suggest a stage, and the two of them are are singing a duet to an enraptured audience; perhaps "I Got You, Babe" or "Islands in the Stream."

Meme text reads:
"When you explain feaguing
to your trusted steed"
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🐾🐾🤍..
A fluffy black cat with large white eyes lies on its side on green grass beneath a textured sky fading from blue to pale pink. White handwritten text reads: “Maybe sometimes you want to do everything so badly that you end up doing nothing at all. That’s okay. Maybe you’re more tired than you realise. I just hope you know that taking care of yourself counts as doing something, too.”
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Adam is Gone Froggin @gonefroggin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Gharial (Gavialis gangeticus) is probably my favorite crocodilian but unfort, its also the most endangered one. The rivers that they call home have been dammed and over fished, causing problems for them. #CROCtober 🐊 📸 Zsombor Károlyi discover more at buff.ly/KnjA0b5
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Medieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This week’s ‘elephant done by a medieval artist that had never seen one’ - 15th century, BnF Français 22531, f. 324r
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Ernesto mit den Zehenaugen @senorspilunco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boomer haben gesagt Heavy Metal macht uns zu Satanisten und Ego Shooter zu Amokläufern aber sourcen jetzt den letzten Rest ihres kritischen Denkvermögens an die große Lügenmaschine von Technofaschisten aus 👍🏼
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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knoxxi @linksrheiner.de · 02/10/2026
Ob Gäste den neuen WIFI-Router auch so gut finden wie ich?
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Heide Franck @heidefranck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UNS REICHT’S – WEIL ES NICHT REICHT Heute ist internationaler Übersetzertag, und heute protestieren wir öffentlich gegen unsere niedrigen Honorare – weil es nicht reicht. Die prekäre Einkommenssituation von Übersetzenden wollen und können wir nicht länger hinnehmen! #weilesnichtreicht
Pink-weiß-schwarze Grafik mit der Überschrift: Uns reicht's, weil es nicht reicht.
Darunter ein Foto von einer Frau mit der Sprechblase: "Ich übersetze Literatur, bin permanent am Schreibtisch – und trotzdem ständig kurz vor pleite."
Bildunterschrift: Heide Franck, Übersetzerin von "Babel" und "Atlas"
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Wurzelmann (Herbst era) @wurzelmann.at · 24/09/2026
Okay, cool, was soll dabei bloß schief gehen. 🫠 "Amtliche Bescheide ganz ohne Beamte, erstellt von einer KI. Das wird in Österreich legalisiert. Zudem ziehen Chatbots in die Amtsstuben ein." www.heise.de/news/KI-Besc...
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KI-Bescheide ohne menschliches Zutun in Österreich
Amtliche Bescheide ganz ohne Beamte, erstellt von einer KI. Das wird in Österreich legalisiert. Zudem ziehen Chatbots in die Amtsstuben ein.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when u make a silly joke on this platform
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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Ares 🔜 LBX 313 @stormeris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[ ORIGINAL ] one day ill get a fujifilm xT-5 #myart
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Beautiful-Paine @beautiful-paine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Bud Coro in a Crowd
Alt: Bud Spencer and Terence Hill
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 18/08/2026
Quick PSA. Looking at you, local orgs and small businesses.
Crudely drawn bunny character holding a pencil, messy hand lettering surrounds them in orange to green gradient color. It says in all caps:

Stop using AI for your flyers & logos! They look like shit, everybody thinks so! Seriously, you’re losing business. Just make it yourself or hire a real artist.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There's security theater and there's Yemeni security
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
An old man wearing headphones sits on a park bench with a pelican.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Compendium of Common Household Crimes needs your input. I’ll start you off… Taking only what you need from the clean things in the dishwasher and closing the door again. Putting 3 millilitres of milk back in the fridge. Over to you…
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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 06/08/2026
Mehrere KI-Kritiker von seltsamem "Mann aus der Zukunft" getötet www.der-postillon.com/2026/08/t-80...
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Mehrere KI-Kritiker von seltsamem "Mann aus der Zukunft" getötet
San Francisco (dpo) - Eine rätselhafte Mordserie beschäftigt derzeit die Polizei in den USA. Dort wurden mehrere Experten, die zuvor eindringlich vor
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‎‧₊˚✧ argentavis66 ✧˚₊‧ @argentavis66.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
deathclaw loaf. #art #animation #fallout #deathclaw #animated #gif
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Tardis @trdsrlz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wisst ihr was das Problem an der Dotcom-Blase war? Leute haben in Dinge investiert, von denen sie nichts verstehen. Wisst ihr was das Problem an der Lehmanpleite war? Leute haben in Dinge investiert, von denen sie nichts verstehen. Wisst ihr was Problem an der AI- Blase ist?
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When you can’t afford a PlayStation Original post
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
there are two types of fans of things- those who treat it like a hobby and understand it's ok to laugh at things you enjoy and those who use it to replace church or whatever in their lives and are very vigilant against Blasphemy
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Beautiful-Paine @beautiful-paine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s midnight and I‘m making Pesto - and no one is going to stop me!!! 😈 🍽️🌿 (And yes that is a tub of basil, it all grew in a giant bush on my balcony)
A tub of freshly harvested basil leaves in a tub (it’s about 500 g). A lot of parmesan cheese, pine nuts and garlic cloves. Also a bottle of olive oil and a food processor are in the picture.
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hamster @jurahamster.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wichtig: Stellen Arbeitgeber Büroräume zur Verfügung, in denen es wärmer als 26 Grad Celsius ist, gilt die Arbeitszeit als Saunabesuch und muss bei der Steuererklärung als geldwerter Vorteil in Anlage N angegeben werden.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Unsolicited Dik Dik Pics @unsoliciteddik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This unattributed 2020 viral video of a sea lion chilling half-underwater is the timeline cleanse you *need*. But it's also a great intro to a discussion of how pinnipeds (walruses, seals, sea lions) SLEEP, especially when they're too far away from a safe "haul out" location. Let's talk about it.
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Jem's Jumpers UK @jemsjumpers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sometimes the tiniest pets leave the biggest footprints on our hearts 🥹 Jumping spiders are curious, intelligent little explorers with unique personalities. One minute they're carefully inspecting the world around them... the next they're politely requesting endless uppies like Hana 💕 #cutespider
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Yukon @craymor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
I'm an adventurous eater, but even I draw the line here
Sandwich at Whole Foods labeled "Lorem Ipsum Dolor & Cheddar"
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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New Weirdos @newweirdos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The music video for my single is out now!!! youtu.be/lFSSqQpj_-g
youtu.be
New Weirdos - "I Want You (I Want Him Too)" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by New Weirdos
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
For Shark Awareness Day, let's learn about the epaulette shark (Hemiscyllium ocellatum), named for a large black spot on their "shoulders" that resembles a military uniform. What's probably attracting your attention is their ability to crawl on land: let's talk about 'walking sharks'.
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
University administration: "We need you to complete 26 hours of lab safety training 🧪 each year so that everyone is safe and responsible." Also university administration:
Stolen from the Internet, a sign that says "If Elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after", and a dirty-white freight elevator wall and aged elevator controls with only floors 1 and 2."

I have no idea where this really is, I just stole it off Wikimedia.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/07/2026
no, no—I’m not looking to make waves at the office, I can leave my anti-AI stance at home and I would be thrilled to sign an LLM-generated card for the secretary, but it’s just that I already wished her a haha birthdirthy in person
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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Actually flawless.
A four panel comic strip by Twonks featuring a round headed figure demanding a pizza at a restaurant then proclaiming “wow look what I made” when the waiter brings him the pizza
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LorTheDestroyer | Foul Tarnished @lorthedestroyer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"but you buy digital too" Yes, because I play a MASSIVE amount of indie games that don't get a physical release Wanting physical to stay doesn't mean I want digital to disappear. It's about CHOICE.
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tante @tante.cc · 08/07/2026
Alle denken bei "Bürokratieabbau" immer daran, dass ihr Leben irgendwie einfacher wird. Und dann wundern sie sich, wenn sie eine Sozialleistung nicht mehr bekommen, aber die Kätzchen-Shredder-Fabrik jetzt direkt neben ihr Zuhause gebaut wird.
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