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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I love how a prerequisite to adding my card to google pay is tapping the thing on my phone. If I had the goddamn card to tap I wouldnt be here talking to you google

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Animorphs (1/3)

Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Those fuckin book nook things man... why do they have to be so fucking heavy...

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thinking about the one time at PAX that my cousin recognized Niel Cicierega and I didn't know who he was yet so I vetoed meeting him to go get shitty pizza at the food court

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My wife flinches suddenly sometimes when I look at her, she's basically always right

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

She said this completely unprompted btw

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

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morganite io 💖 @morganite.io · 03/06/2026

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

The Pokemon TCG card Cramorant. A black pelican-like pokemon chokes on the tail of a Garydos, a blue aquatic dragon.

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Are all Canadians hot or just the ones who won't sleep with me

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lenny ✧･ﾟ: * @lenney.xyz · 07/06/2026

(trying to ask if someone's an age regressor) so do they... y'know... wear overalls

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My fiancée just said "message busses" what the fuck is she on about send tweet

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

People don’t want AI to be in their games and so it’s really fucked up that we can’t lie to them

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

i will never steal again.

Grainy graphic with a cute, circular character that says, Why you should not be stealing.
• YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAD TO GET STOLEN FROM.
• YOU DON'T EARN THE STOLEN THINGS, WHICH SCULPTS THE SOUL IN AN UNBECOMING WAY.
• YOU COULD HAVE TOO MANY THINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SQUARE METERS FOR THEM.
• YOUR MENTORS WILL LOWER THEIR GAZE.
• THEY COULD CALL AN OFFICER.

(but sometimes it’s good to do)

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Shoutout to the guy in grindr who, while high as balls on crystal meth (according to him) asked me to "If u know any good women lmk plz ty". I dont think I will let him know tbh

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Anyway if you have an aesthetic preference against people holding lavs then go with god, but I’m just saying they’re probably not all playing 5D chess, using the signifiers of blah blah blah to convey authenticity in the blah blah blah late capitalism

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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

in 2001 Gollum was portrayed by an amazing digital serkis

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

1. Kpop has no authority to bind and cast out demons. Kpop Demon Hunters promotes the notion that kpop, not the LORD, has authority to bind and cast out demons.

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Intrepid Tautog @intrepidtautog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Colossal Breadmaw

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Grindr bots are becoming nearly perfect i think

A relieved grindr dm reading "Hi there The secret gay community" followed by a second received grindr dm reading "boyboy.sex"

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Look over at fiancée's phone, she has google open with the search field reading "creative ways to call your fiancée a faggot" and honestly I think she's already doing better than anything google is gonna suggest

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

everybody knows that one couple Kodak Trix @ 1600 Pentax IQzoom 200 #filmphotography

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Fun fact abt weed chocolate, you can melt it into milk to get weed hot chocolate

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I love reading over my fiancée's shoulder to know when I need to refresh my bsky feed cuz I know shes abt to reply to me

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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I'm always mildly surprised when I have to explain what "dental bimbofication" means

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I want a cig and a vape so bad but we got all 4 wisdom teeth removed today and as such im stuck with edibles and nicotine gum. It probably hasn't been long enough for the edible to hit but because im a fuckin bastard imma get my prerequisite "this edible aint shit" in now

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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Crop of a commission for @sciurusvulgari.bsky.social where Kai and Lee are the zombie bread of a squirrel sandwich 🥪

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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 28/04/2026

you're laughing. this guy got grapefruit techniqued mid sentence and you're laughing.

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

@gncsp.bsky.social: *grabs my collar and pulls me close* *burps really loud* "Excuse me"

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

We all know the "so called anarchists when i touch their pro state" meme, but is there any room in this world for "so called bluesky users when they smell my Musk"? Or would that simply make things worse

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The French be like "Ohohoh im Jaqueing off"

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Back to work grinding that hustle. This hustle wasn't going to grind itself. Picked up a new hustle grinder just for this occasion. It's got a motor. There's a big warning on the side to make sure you secure loose clothing because it does not know or care the difference between hustle and flesh.

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Zero Caim Helloween edition @zerocaim.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Don't know if someone posted it already

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