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@gncsp.bsky.social
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programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | ΘΔborder collie | 🔞 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 30 tumblr: pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com fiancée: @beaujangle.bsky.social

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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 20h
This was so fucking hard but I managed to get it before @beaujangle.bsky.social despite the fact she's been playing longer than me and I'm unbelievably proud of that.
Screenshot of a Steam achievement for White Knuckle.

Child of Lambda, A Hero
Save the Mother in Roach Mode, Without going to Hot Zone
8.7% of players have this achievement
Unlocked Oct 5, 2026, 12:44 AM
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya gotta respect Mr. Coffee for being so so cheap yet doing the job basically as well as a $200 drip machine. I mean, there *are* $200 drip machines that can improve brewing, but a LOT of them are just Mr. Coffee If I Charged More.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally looked up what "kayfabe" means and a LOT of posts across my feed over the past year make a lot more sense now.
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Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Crying clock drawn by @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

Black and white political cartoon style
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two parts of some kind. One is black and one is white. They have flat metal things sticking out with holes in them, like plugs.

The white one says STAR twice, once on metal and once on plastic.Same two parts from the other side. The one that said STAR is black on the back as well, and says DRB243S61A2 002 26G. The other part still has no text.
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█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 07/09/2026
#mewdsmemes
A informational illustration featuring the "Types of Head Trauma" derived from the medical infographic turned meme "Types of Headache". This alteration showcases diagrams of a Migrae, ULTRAtension, Neutron Activation, and LOPOTOMY.
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🎀hags2witches🎀 @trivialtales.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i miss my knife tails
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gooning is an industry plant by Big Porn
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was up until 5am trying to optimize an emoji popover for a personal project that isn't ever even going to be a real product why do I get so fixated on the dumbest things
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Red H2O @redh2o.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Having an orgy with Unowns and they spell out "moan" "ahhn" "harder" etc as you pound them. Do you see the vision.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nicotine Suppository
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't stop thinking about the jester being given authorization and demand to use the forbidden words
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Asking just in case I need to know later but is it moral to hire your own wife as your secretary purely for sexual reasons or is it evil nepotism
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes someone disabled both replies and quote posts and I think, Yeah honestly good decision your replies would be a nightmare
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 27/08/2026
sorry. you had a rough couple years and now the only way to be happy again is to develop some new fetishes. i don't make the rules that's just how it works. if you get a good dice roll maybe it'll be one of the less emba- aw man. you rolled "sock slut." that's like feet but worse. i'm sorry dude
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tried hotpot last night and my main takeaway is that I need to eat a lot more bok choy
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm glad that Endacopia is getting popular enough that when I bring a handmade Tip to MFF creatures are likely to know what's goin' on. I mean, I was going to do it either way, but. u'know
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just moved my fridge back and forth SO MANY TIMES
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Traditionally I use a lot of em dashes and was very sad when AI gave them a bad rap, but if someone texts you ACTUAL em dashes (—) that's like, the most AI thing you could do. I don't know anybody who would actually try to type that in a text instead of just two dashes as a substitute (--).
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
installing a showerhead is so much easier when you use the thread tape correctly
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I sit here, two rooms full of unassembled furniture I carried up three flights of stairs, covered in sweat. I've changed out of my flannel and jeans. I rest before bringing out the tool bag. I am the butch one in this relationship, @beaujangle.bsky.social.
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 15/08/2026
Submitting a PR you can't test because the software doesn't compile and it's fucking CMake hold this diff bitch
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this wasn't meant to be a vague pitypost btw i was actually curious how common this is among my friends and i've gotten some useful data exclusively through DMs lol
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why would you name something "Nano Banana Pro"???
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Omg you WOULD bottom for Santa's reindeer." @beaujangle.bsky.social: "Call me the pit stop"
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
reposting to shame her
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
owned her ass
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my fiancée just said something that's so deep it's crazy she's truly a philosophet
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i envy the inanimate objects that are useful and thus involved but otherwise ignored and never the center of attention
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
do you ever get incredibly overwhelmed and then inadvertently ruin a friend hangout and it ends as a result?
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
if you don't have time to make homemade refried beans it's okay the canned stuff isn't as good taste-wise but it's still full of fiber and you can make good food with it so like don't feel bad if you can't handle something with this long of a cook time or need to take shortcuts
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
homemade refried beans taste so much better than what comes outta a can but it takes hours to do it right so you better have an activity planned but make sure you don't get too distracted and let the water boil off and burn em
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Website is still busted but calling them I was able to do it over the phone. The person in the call center was very helpful, but I find it a pretty negative indicator of Galanz's operation as a whole that they can't get a website that's just basically a form to work.
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Aras Pranckevičius @aras-p.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"GPU texture address mode collies" meme continues to be my main achievement in life, I think.
Border collie, Clamp collie, Repeat collie, Mirror collie
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
She finished ending A last night and C today and we've just been talking about it a LOT which is GREAT for me
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I convinced my fiancée to play which is awesome because I really need to be able to talk to her about it but she hasn't finished it yet which is LIMITING but she got ending B first just like meeee.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate looking up which type of oil/fat is better for frying a particular thing because it's all "which is healthier" and I DON'T CARE I want to know the TASTE and even if I search "X vs Y taste" it's like "which is healthier? are you asking which is healthier?" SHUT UP.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ending C was... fascinating. I'm glad to finally know for certain what the name of the game means.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tip is my comfort character
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ENDING A WAS SO MUCH LESS MELANCHOLY THANK YOU ENDING A
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just beat Endacopia with ending B!!! It's an absolutely stellar game that I'm going to force my fiancée to play. I need to get the other endings but first I'll sleep I guess (uncool).
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A man does a fruity hand gesture and says "Yaaasss. Slaaaaay." Another man says "ha ha. two classic gay expressions. Let me have a try." The second man contorts his face into a look of extreme intensity and without any inflection says "yes. slay..." The first man says "no man, you're doing it wrong. You gott zhuzh it up, y'know?" The second man says "Oh OK. I get it." The second man proceeds to take on a look of extreme anger and shouts "YES! SLAY!"
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Their website crashes whenever I load it. Their email address bounces saying that email doesn't exist. Their phone line hangs up saying it's too busy. Their support email address just responds saying to contact one of the above three. Havin' a great time, here.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i should go to bed
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
She sings a very different tune when she's bottoming with a pacie in her mouth let me tell ya
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fighting for my life in replies and Signal rn
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