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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I know there are other verification methods im just having a bit of a crash out about it cuz they also dont work for me for ✨️reasons✨️ and this issue is the key factor in whether or not I get to have lunch today

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I love how a prerequisite to adding my card to google pay is tapping the thing on my phone. If I had the goddamn card to tap I wouldnt be here talking to you google

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I mean if i like it it's probably moral right?

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Animorphs (1/3)

Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Those fuckin book nook things man... why do they have to be so fucking heavy...

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Single biggest L of my entire life and I didnt even know

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thinking about the one time at PAX that my cousin recognized Niel Cicierega and I didn't know who he was yet so I vetoed meeting him to go get shitty pizza at the food court

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Does this joke still work if I genuinely dont think it was that deep?

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My wife flinches suddenly sometimes when I look at her, she's basically always right

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

She said this completely unprompted btw

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Ok cool word that's fine love you sweetie

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Can confirm that is how she works

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I gotta go with JJK, not cuz it's strictly terrible but because of how often it threatens (emptily mind you) to get better.

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Ooh this one!!! I rly enjoyed the first draft of this so fucked up ao3 has such a weird account creation process

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morganite io 💖 @morganite.io · 03/06/2026

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

The Pokemon TCG card Cramorant. A black pelican-like pokemon chokes on the tail of a Garydos, a blue aquatic dragon.

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Girl was voring that shit, absolutely horkin it down, gettin stomach acid on that Thang

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Im mad cuz it's technically inaccurate, unless you can legit swallow that thang ig?????

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Are all Canadians hot or just the ones who won't sleep with me

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This makes it less clear my love, my darling wife, I am less sure what the fuck is going on now

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lenny ✧･ﾟ: * @lenney.xyz · 07/06/2026

(trying to ask if someone's an age regressor) so do they... y'know... wear overalls

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My fiancée just said "message busses" what the fuck is she on about send tweet

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I stopped when you tapped!!!!!!

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Frozen needle in E is funny to me cuz I agree completely that it's mid, but it's also arguably the best weapon in the game to powerstance with the Antspur and that build fucks crazy style

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

People don’t want AI to be in their games and so it’s really fucked up that we can’t lie to them

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 06/06/2024

i will never steal again.

Grainy graphic with a cute, circular character that says, Why you should not be stealing.
• YOU MAKE PEOPLE SAD TO GET STOLEN FROM.
• YOU DON'T EARN THE STOLEN THINGS, WHICH SCULPTS THE SOUL IN AN UNBECOMING WAY.
• YOU COULD HAVE TOO MANY THINGS AND NOT ENOUGH SQUARE METERS FOR THEM.
• YOUR MENTORS WILL LOWER THEIR GAZE.
• THEY COULD CALL AN OFFICER.

(but sometimes it’s good to do)

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Shoutout to the guy in grindr who, while high as balls on crystal meth (according to him) asked me to "If u know any good women lmk plz ty". I dont think I will let him know tbh

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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Anyway if you have an aesthetic preference against people holding lavs then go with god, but I’m just saying they’re probably not all playing 5D chess, using the signifiers of blah blah blah to convey authenticity in the blah blah blah late capitalism

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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

in 2001 Gollum was portrayed by an amazing digital serkis

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

1. Kpop has no authority to bind and cast out demons. Kpop Demon Hunters promotes the notion that kpop, not the LORD, has authority to bind and cast out demons.

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Intrepid Tautog @intrepidtautog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Colossal Breadmaw

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Grindr bots are becoming nearly perfect i think

A relieved grindr dm reading "Hi there The secret gay community" followed by a second received grindr dm reading "boyboy.sex"

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Imagining the AI result saying "call her a faggot while in a unique situation like in the bedroom or at a bar" and she's over here baiting me into convoluted situations like she's gonna get style points at the end of the level

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BeauJangles @beaujangle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Look over at fiancée's phone, she has google open with the search field reading "creative ways to call your fiancée a faggot" and honestly I think she's already doing better than anything google is gonna suggest

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