Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I entered konami code on Ask Jeeves and now Lara Croft is my gf and I live on the moon, this is the dream of Claude the robot 624510
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2026what an incredible three days if you root for the Dallas Cowboys and the Texas Longhorns 1546342
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLLetterboxd @letterboxd.social · 04/10/2026good morning 😋 331743
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me and my smart friends playing Big Walk 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] 328128
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLBreddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 081
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Who hasn't gotten lit up on byo alcohol and preached a united Ireland while hitting the vape. 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Air to Ground Message: CAN U RQST POLICE FOR US IN BFS. PAX IN 12F MALE. VAPING.DRINKING OWN ALCOHOL. VERBALLY AGRESSIVE SECTARIAN COMMENTS AND NON COMPLY THANKS. XXXX Area: Chester, UK Type: Airbus A320 A: #aa364d356e6 F: #fe487e0a27d 2154
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I waltz through security with someone else's ID. Nobody gives me a second look. When the rightful owner shows up, there's no facility-wide badge check. I find access doors left unlocked or propped open, passwords written on Post-it notes. 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122532054
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLpublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm down with that 1648
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLdoleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No one's going to top @leyawn.bsky.social 466760
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026 116113
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLAnnie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026When the baby sleeps till 06:05 vs when the baby sleeps till 05:50 219712
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Whomst among us hasn't caused a deep clean in 16E above Meaford Canada 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Air to Ground Message: YEP WIFI IS SCREAMIN FAST EVEN THANK YOU Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8 A: #afdbe1cca79 F: #f021d06e7eb 042
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Air to Ground Message: DARNIT. WE APPRECIATE YOU CHECKING. Area: Albany, OH, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #aa3f180e141 F: #f9452e6412c 021
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can you block me please? 26687176
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/09/2026they're not clueless or misled or anything, they are being paid to do what they are doing. "winning" for their donor class is not winning elections, it is maintaining the status quo, which means aiming for a political deadlock where no ambitious policies can be enacted 111063106
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLstrawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026On it. 016119
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLLeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 15/09/2026why doesn’t ABC News interview mickey mouse who can do things other mice can’t do including have a dog friend and own a separate dog as a pet 0316
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLLogan Dean @logandean.games · 18/09/2026Guy from the 16th century: wow the future must be an amazing place Me: it’s a parade of avoidable catastrophes and lots of anthropomorphic animal porn 16th c guy: which animals? 10591107
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 1862477
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NICK SABAN: And I expect Ohio State to roll over Kent State today because of that talent mismatch. RECE DAVIS: Coming up next on College GameDay, we have Stephen Miller to talk about ethnic cleansing! 119035
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sure 4418
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112201906
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6136051124
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297777665
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLGarfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 08515
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 42696472
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You smug son of a bitch, I’ll find your crimes 421417
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 205368736
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Blusky whenever you post a joke 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This seems like the sort of thing Muse will get angry and write an entire album about with song titles like the Loquacity of Silence 1342842
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Should’ve said yes to the little hot towels on the plane 0241
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 201743209
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Stop using generative AI 19695228
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026posts preceding unfortunate events 000
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 111116202812
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLdwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026[0004546] Dead dwarf claims coffin as tomb 1183
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jon brought a packed lunch... smart. 010
Reposted by Official bsky account of the NFLthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era. 252614301
Official bsky account of the NFL @bearjones27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Every caesar during the fall of the Roman Empire, speaking to his troops: rip to the last five guys who you deposed in favor of me but im different. 010
