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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 14h

Hell yeah go Brewers 🍻

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 16h

That chatgpt commercial with the elderly woman renting the sailboat and not knowing how to operate it feels like it has a chance of actually happening and ending tragically. And no one will face a consequence.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Android has gotten so shitty these days that the only thing keeping me using it is the fact that Firefox on iOS doesn't allow extensions and I need ublock to make sketchy sports stream sites viable.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Finally meta has its own pansexual, nonthreatening spokesthing.

Pitpat, the Globochem mascot from Mr. Show with his famous catchphrase "Take it from me...I love you!"

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wow dakine sure knows how to make an inflatable pillow huh

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The hot piss was Matt LaFleur's seat all along #packers

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've never heard Ella Langley's music not because I'm too cool for shit like that, it's because I'm firmly on team Kacey.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A very satisfying block to catch.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maven is the name of, like, the strongest mountain bike brakes currently on the market and Anduril is the name of the firmware on my favorite flashlights. Wish these murderous fucks would stop copying the good names.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The comment that Hank Williams Jr. got fired from Monday Night Football over is kinda hilarious in hindsight. It's more likely than you think, Hank.

On Oct. 3, Williams appeared on the show “Fox and Friends” and said the summer’s “golf summit” featuring House Speaker John Boehner and Obama was “one of the biggest political mistakes ever ... it would be like Hitler playing golf with [Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin] Netanyahu.”

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We lifted the body from the water like a gown. You took off your bra to wrap the wound.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Covid took from me: Om at Garfield Park Conservatory on 3/13/20, Sturgill with Tyler Childers, Kuma's block party with Anthrax and Converge, Baroness/Against Me! tour, among other tours I'm forgetting. Almost saw George Carlin but thought I'll catch him next time, then he died like 5 months later.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Don't know the context but just last night I was texting with the boys in the wedding party I was just in, getting all sappy referring to "the kind of shit Andrew W.K. writes songs about"

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Just a reminder that kwik trip gives money to trump as well. All gas station chains are bastards. Really all gasoline is just inherently evil, act accordingly.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As a viewer of both the Vuelta and Dan Patrick shot on peacock, I'm being tortured by that evangelical chicken restaurant's dumb new commercial. Too many cooks ass jingle.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Preseason football brings out the weirdest local commercials. The ad spot rate must be way cheaper than regular season games. The other night I saw one for a metal fab company run by a guy I remember punching holes in walls and telling me that mids don't exist, it's just bomb-ass schwag.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I was curious if @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social had featured these yet but let me tell you that is a very dicey search on here.

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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 21/08/2026

You're going to think this is a reach but I think that trypophobia burrito is a good example of a kind of subtle dehumanization that's hiding inside of a lot of ragebait. The image is disgusting. It is bad to look at. Doesn't seem good to share. Why share it? The reason is that it is dehumanizing.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's honestly pretty awesome that Phoebe Bridgers got JK Broadrick to play on her new record. He played on Napalm Death's iconic album Scum and that's not even really a thing he's known for. Godflesh owns, jesu owns. Legend of heavy music.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Love the anti-Hong attack ads that have been playing like crazy lately where the entire substance of it is "she opposes Trump's deportation policies, wants to abolish ICE and prevent local law enforcement from cooperating with them."

cartoon character wearing hat that says "thinking cap" saying "this fucking sucks actually" while gesturing towards a hot dog wearing sunglasses on a skateboard which has an arrow pointing at it saying "(literal coolest thing ever)"

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Tour de France Hommes @letour.stadio.top · 13/07/2026

⚪️🔴 RT & follow pour tenter de gagner un maillot à pois dédicacé par Tadej Pogacar avec @SANTINI_SMS ⚪️🔴 RT & follow for the chance to win a polka-dot jersey signed by Tadej Pogacar. #TDF2026

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Please let it be Ron Johnson next.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

And that's why I've been referring to it as the Kennedy curse

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A friend of mine has a Thing party on the coldest (forecasted) Saturday of every winter where he screens the Carpenter version and the 2011 prequel in his driveway, it's always a blast. I'd bring my husky if he didn't have a particularly skittish elderly chihuahua that doesn't like other dogs.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Every time I hear an acr*bat commercial it has the worst song I've ever heard. Since they're about ai I hope they were generated by ai because I can't imagine a human putting any effort into creating some dogshit that sounds that bad. And they've made like five that I've heard!

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Holy hell how is this commercial old enough to drink.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is subtle but important: according to the Supreme Court you literally HAVE TO ask for a lawyer in words. if you sit staring at the wall or ask "do i need a lawyer?" the cops can keep talking to you and trying to get you to respond for hours but if you *ask* for a lawyer they can not.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

When they say Somalians instead of Somali, you know what they mean that extra N to stand for.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

First day firing up the peacock subscription to watch Dauphine, forgot how much of a nightmare their American cycling coverage is after watching months of euro feeds on hbo.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Feels like cycling broadcasts are less inclined these days to tell viewers both the home country and team of the riders. I've only been following cycling for five years but am used to seeing country and team. Maybe it's just a TNT problem, when they've been good otherwise.

TV broadcast of Giro d'Italia bicycle race showing the king of the mountain points standings. All rider names include their country's flag but no mention of which team they ride for.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Don't let anyone ever tell you "google is your friend"

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

The whole thread is plenty of evidence that it's not trump alone that got us here, and how much more evil we're still up against after trump is out of the picture.

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/05/2026

why would i want to watch a podcast. podcasts are for when you are doing something else

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/04/2026

EXTREMELY NORMAL GUY COMING UP WITH THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU COULD USE HIS NEW TECHNOLOGY: you could watch yourself fuck a dead woman

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Okay, I'll admit I was mistaken, AI can occasionally make real art. Stopped clock, etc.

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/09/2024

Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Honestly can't tell if this is a sock puppet created to be right wing podcast fodder, someone's weird combination of fetishes, or somewhere in between.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/04/2026

it's time to admit the haters were wrong and ari aster was cooking with gas on eddington

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Wout Van Aert winning Paris-Roubaix and then Orban losing in Hungary are giving such life today.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Game changer. I've lost count of how many times I've reached for this to use and never found it giffed.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Bro finish that bunker bro Waukesha has fallen bro

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I'm bought into DTF St. Louis except for that fact that nobody who ever actually works on bikes ever uses the word "sprockets" and no modern parts are marketed as such. The least realistic thing going on imo.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

sports gambling and prediction markets have tarnished the proud art of gambling. real gambling is when you play cards or dice with your friends and go home hours later with $17.00 more or less than you came with. if the beer doesn't cost more than the game you're not gambling you're getting scammed

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer

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