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It really says a lot about (AI) society that we believed it was real.

Some rich asshole some years ago drove around and noticed how many storage units are around collecting rent for doing basically nothing and thought we need to find a way to take this digital.

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You could even effectively make that argument that most people don't make reservations based on the task often being performed by one person out of the larger group of diners, and that some people may be more inclined in their social circles to be the one to make those plans. Still, normal people!

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 5h

I hate AI at least as much as the next person and it doesn't make sense the arguments that people will invent against it. It has more than enough problems already, we don't need to act like normal people never make dinner reservations.

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Keep moving those goalposts

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 16h

Hell yeah go Brewers 🍻

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 19h

That chatgpt commercial with the elderly woman renting the sailboat and not knowing how to operate it feels like it has a chance of actually happening and ending tragically. And no one will face a consequence.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I meant to chime in when this was posted, but absolutely the fuck not. I don't like Josh Jacobs being on this team and Tyreek is a much bigger piece of shit. If he ever returns to the field I hope he leaves it on a stretcher.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's so nice that they named the big tower in Chicago after him.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pretty fuckin clear at this point actually.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm asking myself the same thing. Glad they're wasting money but something stinks about it.

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thought this was as dumb as it gets and then saw news reports that it's actually $90

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aw yeah that's the good stuff

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Could also be a "please don't cut me off" post

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If I see a white rapper, I'm gonna be like, "boy, I hope he's qualified"

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All of them will happily act against their own people if it means being anointed "one of the good ones"

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Android has gotten so shitty these days that the only thing keeping me using it is the fact that Firefox on iOS doesn't allow extensions and I need ublock to make sketchy sports stream sites viable.

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Free ad idea for democrats: "this fucking freak wants nothing more than to inspect your kids' genitals"

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Hardcore kids weren't nearly as bothered by Jupiter as RCA was with Perfect Pitch Black

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Answering them to this is definitely cheating, it's anomalous if they put out two in a row in the same genre.

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Antenna is still their weakest though and I'm glad they brought heavy shit back into the mix.

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Was gonna chime in about how Ween feels like cheating but 12GCG was definitely a left field move even for them and arguably their best work.

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Pink rules but it's not radically different from the still fresh Akuma No Uta (my favorite) or Heavy Rocks (2002)

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They got their artificial intelligence and now they're building their artificial personalities.

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Same here. Cringe trump nicknames are an auto mute and slop is an auto block.

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wife and I got together in 2011 and I think about this a lot.

tweet from @lolennui:

do married people watch gen z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam

21/01/2022

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Finally meta has its own pansexual, nonthreatening spokesthing.

Pitpat, the Globochem mascot from Mr. Show with his famous catchphrase "Take it from me...I love you!"

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love the header choice where Quinn Simmons and his dumb fu manchu being completely obscured from view.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She wouldn't hesitate to play that card if she needed to and if it would work for her. She's a piece of shit but understands messaging, she was always making dumb typos that would get liberals to unwittingly spread her bullshit.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Breaking Bad did action and high tension better but BCS did a much better job with character and plot development and pacing.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wow dakine sure knows how to make an inflatable pillow huh

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The hot piss was Matt LaFleur's seat all along #packers

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Asshole sheriff" is redundant.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don't worry, they're a local-ish company to me and I have their snack cheeses in my fridge but still wouldn't be able to spell that without looking it up.

J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I've never heard Ella Langley's music not because I'm too cool for shit like that, it's because I'm firmly on team Kacey.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can imagine the guy yelling at his child would've heard and totally respected the same input from any human around him who might've volunteered the same advice.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A very satisfying block to catch.

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the most reddit comment ever (derogatory)

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J Beardly @beardlywine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maven is the name of, like, the strongest mountain bike brakes currently on the market and Anduril is the name of the firmware on my favorite flashlights. Wish these murderous fucks would stop copying the good names.