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Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
taking a break from my workday to be Mad Online
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I’m going to lose my mind paying attention to the day-to-day dipshittery
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Making my out-of-office font so small it immediately gives you a panic attack
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Muting the phrase “clapped back”
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Is this man the pest?
Pest control ad with ominous looking man
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Feeling jealous that none of my posts get blue maga spam 😔
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Nerds
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19/12/2024
We are so stupid it rocks
A map of all ufo sightings from 1906-2014, pretty much all in the US
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
10 year old tweets saying “chunky cheese”
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CORN @gorgeousbat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Changed my display name, capitalizing, “CORN” to express urgency.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 11/12/2024
Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Woah black Betty
Danielle Lam
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This jar holds my grandpa's smithereens
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Do not eat the clam chowder at the Lexus December to remember sales event
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
White people love having buddies
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My follower ratio has been perfected. 50 bots and one wife
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 07/12/2024
creamland ice cream sign, manchester, new hampshire, 1979
creamland ice cream sign, manchester, new hampshire, 1979
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Expecting a Kid Rock cabinet position any day now. I can feel it in my bones
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Every time.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Vittoria @vitt.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.
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beano-farto.bsky.social @beano-farto.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My face, everyday, for the next four years
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