Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i don't know what the problem is... its call fullysecure transfer protocol for a reason 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i just registered for the big spiel and it's a mix of OR an MN folks and our team name is you have died of hotdish. we're going to have the best uniform for this! 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"how can you tell which one is the straight man?" "look at the shoes" 070
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026edible for dinner is a bold move. for me that would be more of a first act of dinner 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i'm happy to see things are finally catching up to the coalition of the absolute worst people 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i wish i had this kind of time to pursue my hobbies 0251
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i can't believe people are laughing at this. pizzas only do this when they are injured or scared. 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026www.instagram.com/reel/Dd2Gcnx...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010
Reposted by Chris DelauderDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 02/10/2026Will is 100% right. Has happened to multiple clients of mine. One judge (not my case) has said that this isn't really release and ordered the person *actually* released. But it's forcing us habeas attorneys to win our cases twice (or more) 22873295
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my colleague made a pr implementing a custom load balancer yesterday and i said i think that was maybe not the right direction and we should use known off-the-shelf services so he closed his pr and today opened a new one where my suggestions are in all in the description in scare quotes 🤣 000
Reposted by Chris DelauderHal Incandenza @halinc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cannot disregard the possibility that whipping up Watergate trutherism gets extremely confused Floridian retirees to vote for a Senator Nixon 0253
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026going to start every tsa interaction with "i'm sorry they took your chairs" 020
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026at least the explodey noise happened on the ground! 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i've found the window people to be the most aggressive 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026just searched giphy for "stored" and discovered that stoned gif aficionados can't spell 000
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026then why is the scythe connecting the two facets of the jerry experience? 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i always ask and if you can't bring the beagle to an interview that means you can't bring the beagle to the job and i'm out 020
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026portlanders I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just saw a waymo on division 100
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026she's obviously tired. why won't she lay down and take a nap 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i just remembered that guy on tik tok who built an eel pit in his basement 000
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love the moment where you catch them climbing the fence like a human on chain-link and they freeze, realizing they got caught for a moment, and then they finish making their way over while staring you in the eye 160
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026easily the best political ad i've ever seen. i lost it at the photo of the ex 000
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i cannot put into words how much i hate the tarmac bus 010
Reposted by Chris DelauderSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503871
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this is going to be quote skeeted with the apollo meme in three months 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026omg, amazing! i've never seen that happen. any fun dialogue? 000
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i'm on the board of the curling club and tonight is our opening night party and now i'm supposed to mingle while all i can think about is the slut gnomes of false berlin. thanks a lot kenathon 061
Reposted by Chris DelauderMicah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026keeping “came in a fluffer” takes this from funny to high art 660147
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i'm not disagreeing but i think it is even more important that we do this for congressional aides. 131
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026darth thing i hate most about anthropic is that the dude looks like a low rent michael rhys so i never know if i'm about to get good or bad news 010
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026omfg this was what i saw not 3 skeets later bsky.app/profile/mala... 010
