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Chris Delauder

@beaglebets.bsky.social
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Dogs, curling, code. Owned by a beagle.

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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
portland owned
3 skeets screenshotted: "i have seen four different dems connect absolute haymakers just in the last 30 minutes on the bus" " damn how many dems are on the bus" "it's portland so 85%, but hald of them would be very mad to be called that"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
blep!
Winter sleeping with the tip of her tongue out
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she's obviously tired. why won't she lay down and take a nap
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
teef!
Winter upside down on the deck
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i still think about this game all the time. the jokes we soooo good!
Image of the box cover of Freddy Pharkas Frontier Pharmacist
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my friend sent me this with absolutely context
a black tshirt that says "I GO GARBANZO ON HER BEAN UNTIL THAT CHICK PEAS"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
clouds
Cool clouds
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
a day in the life of a couple of dumbasses
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
aw, he's all grown up now
the meme of a girl with her around a boy talking while he looks super bored and uncomfortable
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this dope
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
look at this pose
How many pillows can one beagle drape herself across
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
does this help?
an image of the ube gouda
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the sickos meme
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
every interview with bessent:
what could one banana cost bluth meme
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i guess this is the alternative
Bagel sleeping on top of the back cushion of a couch
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
she's snoring
Winter sleeping upright sitting on the couch
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
she looks so comfy
Bagel apparently has turned into a liquid and has oozed into a perch on the top of a couch cushion
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
beagle dreams
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
funny looking curling stone
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wtf is the sky doing?!?
Cool clouds
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
as a result the well-hung leprechaun shall be known as a treebeard
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ridiculous creature
Winter sleeping on here back with a toy in her mouth
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
ridiculous creature
Winter sleeping on here back with a toy in her mouth
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
today's silly sit
Winter sitting on the couch in a weird way
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
no thoughts, just vibes
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i'm getting close
A concord parked at heahrowRainier on approach to seattle
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@rincewind.run @nameshiv.bsky.social I think these skeets go together
Micah skeeting about how bad the 2007 financial crisis was followed by shiv skeeting that we should all the people to sharks
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
There's a post going around that claims to be RFK Junior's and Trump's hands. Be aware it's a fake. These are their real hands.
Half eaten cookie filled with Greek saladThe uneaten cookie stuffed with salad
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i've seen lots of old shit but you really can't appreciate the scale of the pyramids until you've seen them in person
The sphynxBig pyramid Another big pyramid Big pyramid I actually went in
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
sound up for beagle dreams
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
darth, i'm hearing reports of a blep
Mostly white dog asleep on a blue rug against the back of a gray couch, a chew in the foreground, and the slightest hint of her tongue sticking out of her mouth
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i'm definitely saving this for use at work
scene from sesame street with closed captions saying "time for the birth of terror. me"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not just coyotes
3 dogs hanging out in a tree together
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
what the fuck are we doing here?
Bag of flour that says " Cook before snaking a taste. Flour is raw. Please cook fully before enjoying"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
there is no way i would ever poste an image of a keyboard that dirty
screenshot of a post where someone has a keyboard question and they included a photo of their keyboard and it is filthy
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
winter, that's not how you sit in bars!
Winter laying upside down in a bar next to her perfect sister, bagel
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
today's silly sit
Winter sitting weird as per usual
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
they're office spacing her
office space screenshot with the words "we uh, we fixed the glitch... so it'll just work itself out naturally"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
PUPDATE: a real weirdo; it looks like there's a kangaroo sitting on my couch
Now she's lounging, kind of sitting kind of lying on her back with one arm on the back of the couch. A real silly sit
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
no thoughts, just vibes
Winter with her front two paws on the couch and a yak cheese chew dangling from her mouth staring vacantly out the window
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
new silly sit just dropped
Winter once again sitting weirdly on a blue couch
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
inception
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
beagle reaction video
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
mine has always been, and will always be this gem. i use this at the first hint of adversity
homer simpson, after failing to construct "le grille" saying "why? why?! why must life be so hard? why must i fail at every attempt at masonry"
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
fry from futurama ini the shut up and take my money meme
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
today's silly sit
Winter both laying on her back and sitting upright simultaneously while leaning on a sleeping bagel
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
pupdate: she put the ball down
Winter resting her head on the back of the couch and doing one of her silly sits
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my coworker is a weirdo
Winter sitting next to me with a ball in her mouth and bagel sleeping in the background
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
someone please convince her that being upside down in a bar isn't appropriate
Winter is once again upside down in a bar
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Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
having a nice wiener week
An order sign with the number 69
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