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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 11h
Good Christ, what in the Nip/Tuck FUCK is going on with these MAGA women? 😱
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EpicallyEpicSB @seanloch7808.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alanis Morissette - Isn't It Ironic?
ALT: Alanis Morissette - Isn't It Ironic?
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21h
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfectly put.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 16h
Please put yourself through this if you haven't already (I promise you that it's a laugh a minute) because it's doing ridiculously badly on YouTube: youtu.be/pFPP6FjpGOI?...
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World of Telly Episode 23: Threads
YouTube video by World of Telly
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 07/10/2026
walks around with a big coat and no underwear
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoever nicknamed him Saddo Hussein is a genius.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I'm so sorry. But all I can think of is...
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I know. It’s only October. But if you’re one of those people who likes to get your Christmas cards sorted before December, you’ll want to see these. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas Wrapping paper coming soon…
A pile of colourful Christmas cards featuring baubles, crackers, Christmas lights and a vinyl record Christmas pudding.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you have tiny dicks And you bum fish for kicks That's a moray
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Losing a parent to Alzheimer's is a double loss and it's bleak as hell. Good people don't joke about things like that. But Archibald Graham long ago gave up on being a decent human being. metro.co.uk/2026/10/04/m...
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Mike Graham filmed making 'hideous' jokes about Andy Burnham's dad's death
His comments were 'the lowest of the low'.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wil Wheaton doesn't give a FUCK what Traitor Trump thinks about his outspoken advocacy for removing him from office. We have that in common. Stay mouthy and vocal, my friends. We need that shit right about now.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As well as a Britannia Magic Dome, Tories will build a Halo Array, a Stargate, a Dark Tower, and a Death Star - named respectively Spirit of the Blitz, Maggie's Opening, Boris-Dûr, and Churchill's Clacker - funded by sales of a new wellness smoothie made with carrot, ginger, and poor people's tears.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Pete looking like butter wouldn’t melt after biting me because I wouldn’t give him a treat.
Pete the cat looking adorable
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Keep The Republic 🏳️‍🌈 @keeptherepublic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the President’s Men is playing on Turner Classic Movies if anyone cares to revisit a nostalgic time in American history when the Constitution and the rule of law meant something. It’ll be followed tonight by The Manchurian Candidate. No further comment needed.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was when I was arranging to meet someone and said "I'll be in a silver Audi" and not "a silver car" that I realised I had become a cunt
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should I do an emergency episode?
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
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Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mega 🎮😈 @megamachina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With how many people gatekeep gaming, saying it's a male hobby, that it's a male space, I'm honestly tempted to just pretend gaming is for women only just to annoy them, using "most gamers I know are women" as "proof", as they often use their personal experience as "proof". Not gonna, don't worry.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It is hard enough to be a carer for your own loved ones. The tenderness I dispensed to my mother, came from a battery she had charged with five decades of love. Being able to muster the energy and patience it takes to care for a complete stranger... Well, it's magical. It's a sort of superpower."
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em @bestofaloy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it must be EXHAUSTING to hate on every. single. new. video game. announcement. sometimes gamers act like only one game is released a year, as if we aren’t in an age of constant releases that are wonderfully and beautifully made. 💀
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I think the best way to avoid botched executions is to stop executing people.
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified
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Jt Futurama
Alt: Fry in Futurama in a mess saying "Time to get busy."
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever I dish up spaghetti bolognaise, I always give myself a secret layer of cheese on top of the pasta BEFORE the sauce goes on top. Then I put a normal amount on the top so my family think I'm a normal person and not a greedy cunt.
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The Great Detective @greatdetective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OTD 1 October 1982: Thief and con man REMINGTON STEELE lends his pretty face to Laura Holt's detective agency.
Stephanie Zimbalist as Laura Holt, a private investigator, and Pierce Brosnan as Remington Steele.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listening to the new EP of Songs In The Key Of Life outtakes. Other artists would kill for material this good, and Stevie just sat on it for 50 years. I frequently dream that my house has rooms I didn't know existed. I don't think there's any meaning deeper than needing the storage space.
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kayfabe jones @theliesofbryan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cats are great, dude there's just a little panther guy who lives here fucks off and naps when he's had enough of me. cusses me out when his meals are late. vandalises shit. occasionally kills a spider basically, he's perfect
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 01/10/2026
New expletive has landed
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: 18-year-old Arya Satheesh from Ireland has developed a plant-based plastic that can biodegrade and release an enzyme that helps break down other plastic waste. A plastic that could actually help clean up plastic waste.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In an attempt to mitigate the failure of Eric Schmitt the bed, Donald Trump has issued an Executive Order changing the name of the Iowa Hawkeyes to the Atlanta Hawks.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Golden Age Of Children's TV. The story of children's television from the fifties to the nineties, told from the viewer's point of view. Including Junior Points Of View. Get it here! timworthington.org/the-golden-a...
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The Golden Age Of Children’s TV
Do you live in a town? Was it Bill or was it Ben? Who is The Phantom Phlan Plinger? Can you guess what is in it today? Why don’t you just switch off your television set and go out and do something …
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Jeffrey Lebowski @jeffreylebowski420.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Uh, Jimbo, are you sure the Hawkeyes are an NBA team? And are you going to pay Office Depot for this giant poster we just had printed up?"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court.
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now fuck off and shut the fuck up 👊👊
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