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Neil Perryman

@neilperryman.bsky.social
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 8h
I'll be taking a break from here for a couple of weeks/months. I'm sick and bloody tired of it.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23h
Actually, it's more like a novella.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23h
I've got a list somewhere...
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23h
Paul Ebbs blocked for calling Jeremy Corbyn "a bit shit'. I could keep going but we'll be here all day.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23h
It's like that time Jenny Colgan blocked me for calling Gareth Roberts transphobic.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23h
Jonny Morris just blocked me for reminding him that the Lib Dems break their promises and they helped to usher in austerity. All factually true. What a child.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling down? Why not cheer yourself up by listening to two middle-aged men talking about Threads for an hour. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Just search for World of Telly.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God, I'm in a terrible mood today.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think Manchester Cheaty should be relegated to another league. They should cease to exist, full-stop.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whenever I hear the theme tune for That's Life, I feel a pang of despair. Same for Heart to Heart and Tales of the Unexpected.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Star Trek: TOS in order for the first time (including plenty of episodes I have no memory of) and I have to say, I bloody loved The Alternative Factor, which everybody hates, apparently. Such a nightmarish concept!
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New podcast episode out now.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've just made an incredible chilli con carne. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I'd known about this programme before we recorded our podcast about Threads (out tomorrow).
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wes Streeting being an insufferable arse on The Wargame discussion programme. Basically said he'd lie to the public about our capabilities if that scenario played out. What a twat.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Marco Rubio says ‘foreign actor’ behind the plot at RAF Fairford. Is it Mel Gibson?
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the best part of The Wargame is when it's revealed that a UK politician has betrayed the UK and is working for Russia and EVERYONE knows who it is, but they can't say his name for legal reasons.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Wargame really is astonishing TV The social media clips that paint the wider picture are extraordinarily good. Possibly the scariest TV show since Threads.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Season Two of The Wargame should be twenty minutes long and end when it turns out they were only fly tippers.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Police have told the public not to speculate. Instead, they could just ask the men when they bump into them in a pub.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've started watching The Wargame. The scenario it depicts is truly terrifying. Michael Gove is prime minister for a start.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do the stringent bail conditions include "don't blow anything up"?
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Five so-called terrorists released on bail. Must be flagshaggers.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck. It really is the end times. share.google/cS9up0uQYISi...
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Monty Don says he may have to let go of his gardeners after leaving BBC
Presenter reveals corporation has been paying part of their salaries to keep his Herefordshire garden camera-ready
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going in and may be some time...
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just waiting for the BBC to suggest that Daniel Thomas mistook the dinghy for a great white shark and he was simply trying to protect everyone when he stabbed it with a knife.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know I'm in the minority but I actually prefer Cabaret Voltaire's late-80s funk-pop stage. I'm really looking forward to the deluxe reissue coming soon. youtu.be/oln-4qcSklc?...
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Cabaret Voltaire - Here To Go (Single Version, 2026 Remaster) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Mute
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World of Telly @world-of-telly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Were in the latest Total TV Guide!
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The reason why the BBC irritates me more than, say, GB News is that I DON'T PAY FOR GB NEWS.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know about you lot but I definitely have legitimate concerns about the BBC.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who turn off comments on their posts is an automatic block from me. This is a two-way street, not a fucking noticeboard.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wow. What a start to the day. I definitely didn't have Charlotte Church covering the Dead Kennedys on my bingo card.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky/Twitter
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lanterns is ridiculously good if you stick with it. Another fabulous episode.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really looking forward to Lanterns tonight just to see how batshit crazy it gets.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, imagine trusting the Lib Dems as far as you can throw them.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yet more suffering at Auschwitz.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The saga continues.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought it would be fun to see how AI described our podcast and it turns out I'm the co-creator of @radiofreeskaro.bsky.social, which is nice.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a weird dream last night. Somehow I discovered that 6 episodes of Star Trek weren't actually real episodes - they were all cobbled together with offcuts from previous episodes and some judicious editing and dubbing. Nobody believed me, especially John Williams, who sacked me from the podcast
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Highly recommended, this
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really loving the London-centric jokes on SNL. It means I have an excuse not to laugh at them that goes beyond the usual "is that the best they could come up with?"
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm rewatching original Star Trek and I've just reached Shore Leave, the episode which ends with Kirk fucking a fake AI version of his ex-girlfriend.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Audacity 4.0 is a fucking nightmare. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have you murdered someone recently and are afraid to go to prison for it? Simply kill yourself and the media will report your "innocence" without question. Saves the state some money, too.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The family blame the police for throwing him under a bus. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Suspect in ‘Putney pusher’ case told family that investigation was ‘murdering him’
Exclusive: Sisters of Nicholas Brandram recount 44-year-old’s deteriorating mental health in days before he took his life
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lanterns is completely bonkers. I have no idea where it goes from here.
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Neil Perryman @neilperryman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Forty-three months is too long to wait, Bring back the Doctor, don't hesitate!
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