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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 4h

Start of the workday, and I'm thinking about drawing some porno before playing total war

Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 4h

You, asking Grok to write your tinder openers Me, peeling tarmac with a jackhammer wearing only blue jeans, neon vest, hard hat and aviators

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 4h

When Pierce Brosnan says, "I thought Christmas only comes once a year" to Denise Richards I knew I would never have the juice

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

Not in a thousand years will anyone get this :smiling_imp:

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

I feel marginally guilty for grabbing the boy who spat on me by the collar when I was 9

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

When we got older and started using the bus, Juhani's friend used to stand at the bus stop and spit on us, he was also impaired, in hindsight I think he was trying to make friends with us

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

I met my friend onion on a rural school taxi. Once he found a pair of underwear in the side compartment. The underwear belonged to Juhani who had some sort of development issue

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

despite his name, my friend onion is a stand out fellow

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

I got an xp-pen and spent a few years trying to do digital art every now and then, the ability for infinite revision didn't sit with my personality

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

My friend onion and I once found a 5 inch long rubber tube on the school yard and he told me it was the pisstube from a condom and I grew up believing condoms had piss tubes

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

When I was in elementary school, we used to collect for the red cross once a year, my friend onion walked up to some drunks to ask them for change as a joke and they smashed his little collection box to the ground and a teacher had to intervene

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

This was my elementary school, it's a pub now

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

lay lady lay voice, lana delllady rey, maybe? I don't know music

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 5h

Ah fuck, they just hired this guy

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 6h

We watched Dante's Peak last night, it's pretty good

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My musical references are dated, but I do listen to K-pop in the car

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Dr. Mark "bronz" Invictus, The new Czar of schools and sex life

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mark Oliver Everett voice from dog-faced boy: these little punks think they own this town

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Manchester City cheating ruins 15 years of memories I have about the greatest sport and the greatest of its leagues. People with money who want more of it than they could ever reasonably use are ruining things for everyone. Nothing is for the fans anymore.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

STEPHEN FRY: Now, which of you can tell me, who was the inventor of the telephone? ANDREW DICE CLAY: Your mother's pussy. STEPHEN FRY: Still not correct, although your persistence on this note is particularly admirable. ALAN DAVIES: Howard Nokia. [alarm goes off]

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you log in to excel to share your license with a buddy, you'll easily also log in to edge and when they click through the questions about whatever the fuck when starting up Edge, they start syncing your passwords, browsing history and bookmarks from your edge to theirs! neat

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A splatter-patter sprayshit so forecful it makes the cheeks clap

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my imagination is my enemy, as when at a Chinese buffet, I couldn't stop imagining in vivid detail the way the food would look like coming out of the hole of my fellow buffet goers

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A thought so nasty it had to come out or it would consume me

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine someone who licks their cat clean after it uses the toilet

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I felt a brief peace of mind listening to gybe of all things

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Before you tell me that I don't have a funny bone, accurate as it may be, remember that the light of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ is love

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Solving music, or solving humour, is such a harebrained idea. It makes me think, the people working at projects like that don't have a funny bone

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Some of those who ride horses, are the same who look gorgeous. -- Horse Girl Rage Against the Machine New bit yo'ure going to be seeing some more of in the coming days as I recover from a low grade bacterial meningitis. "The menge"

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some motherfucker American is sending me e-mails, saying he's "floating" things. That shit doesn't fly with me.

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Putting on the b-side of moving pictures ... pobody's nerfect

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'll quit #Duolingo soon, if they don't let me opt out of the puzzle crap and lower the monthly quest goal to 50.

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I wonder which country Brazil will go to war with to lower prices

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Brazil election result is very frustrating

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The guy tailgating you in an Audi is winning every election

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I went to uni in '02, the guys who had been there for 11 years used the term grok, no one else. Until now

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I gave grok full access to the discord servers I frequent, to ask it who of my friends is the most gluttonous

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Turtle soup Tuesday at the animal sanctuary is a trap! They killed my uncle, after he trimmed his mustache(he was expecting soup)and everything

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Allan(name of my computer agent), who is the hottest babe on the Dostoyevsky extended-MCU?

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Dented Datsun door panel @alezander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dont proposition me with pokestops, ok

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