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a horrible goose looking for homoerotic subtext

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⋮ 𝖘𝐚𝔦𝐧𝔱 ᯽ 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑎𝑛 @insectoid.bsky.to · 5h
thinking about when guillermo del toro said "since childhood, i've been faithful to monsters. i've been saved and absolved by them, because monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfections.”
guillermo del toro and the faun from pan's labyrinth behind the scenes
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah, I volunteer at my local food bank and the form asks if you can comfortably lift 40lbs, and that's at a warehouse. (And you can still volunteer if you can't, you'll just be sorting vs packing/ moving crates.) I feel like "having volunteers suddenly lifting 150lbs" is a huge liability issue???
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22h
It's not a phase
painting of a chicken painting his nails black
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will say, all the AI bs has given me so much unearned confidence in my drawing abilities 😂 drawing a ridiculous little Halloween ghost or godzilla on a postcard to my nephews like "this might suck but at least *I* drew it"
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our staff is hard at work on your divination! We will be with you momentarily.
A digital illustration of various hamsters on a table cluttered with objects such as spellbooks, candles, herbs, and mushrooms. 

One hamster is asleep in the eye socket of a cat skull, another is eating a mushroom, two appear to be contemplating a spread of three tarot cards (three of swords, death, 10 of cups), another hamster investigates a bottle of spilled sunflower seeds, one is pawing at a glass bowl containing a newt (which is likewise pawing at the hamster from inside), and lastly a hamster appears to be scurrying off screen dragging a knife.
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Quel @quelmdn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ravenel rkgk #caprisky #q
Doodle fanart of Damen and Laurent's kiss in Ravenel, a scene from Captive Prince. In a panel, Damen's looking down towards Laurent; in the second panel, Laurent goes on up on the tip of his toe boots to reach up. The third panel has lamen kissing tenderly, eyes closed, hands grasping each other. On the background, a rough starry early evening/late afternoon sky and flying veretian banners. The colors are in a simple scheme of purples and salmons.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/10/2026
okay I am ten minutes in to episode one and this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my LIFE “We have doors slamming, taps turning on, a fishbowl in the kitchen spontaneously smashed,” home inspector walks in: “okay so first off, I see they have a cat”
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm convinced this is why it got randomly mentioned on multiple TV shows not even on a WB-owned network the billionaires all got together at the weekly meeting
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nem 👻 @neombers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hgj’s pretty rope bunny 🤍🔞 #忘羡 #wangxian
WWX tied up with the LWJ’s ribbon. He is posed lying on his front with his ass up.
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7. Feast #mxtxtober26
Shang qinghua eating noodles, surrounded by food. Mobei Jun is leaning over his shoulder from behind him, caressing his face and saying something. SQH is blushing and his eyes are wide open, a chill running over his body.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I told my fantasy-football-sicko husband about this and said "It sucks for his friends that he sees this as a chore" and my husband said "No way, that's so exploitable, you could just get Claude to write up a bs explainer for why they should make a trade that benefits you" 😂
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eldritch ele @eledritch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mourning the 200+ year old grandmother cottonwoods (& countless century old saguaro cacti) killed by US border patrol today in Arizona. All violence is connected, the people who are doing this have hollows where their hearts should be, and my heart is aching for my home
A woman with long wavy hair and an amulet that looks like a drop of blood faces the viewer with cottonwood trees growing out of her shoulders and head. The cottonwood branches drip blood, and she is crying with tears that also resemble blood. She looks angry.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do these tech bro nerds actually like ANYTHING? According to them, they don't like playing fantasy football, reading books, writing code, talking to their children, writing love letters to their spouse, playing video games, listening to music... what DO they like?? Is being rich and boring a hobby?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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lin 📌PRINTS FOR 🇵🇸🍉 @qiliin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[ #fe3h | #sylvix ] <- guy who spends 69% of their time thinking about slvx: wow i miss slvx
An illustration of Sylvain and Felix from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, post-timeskip.

Sylvain is lifting Felix in the air, his arms supporting Felix's thighs. Felix is holding on Sylvain's shoulders, his forehead pressed to Sylvain's, who's smiling brightly at Felix.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me using em dashes with abandon even though it's a "sign" of AI writing 🙄
Michael Bolton from Office Space telling Samir "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Showing off the magnificent spotted potato. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a middle aged white woman with dark hair, sitting in a living room in a rattan chair. She is cradling a chubby, shorthaired tuxedo tabby in her arms and they both look toward the camera.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately I was a year younger and met creepy guy before I met my now-husband, but when Mr. Creepy decided to ask me "what I thought about rape" and threatened to spread rumors that I slept with him, *I* threatened to punch him if he did, and he left me alone. So it all worked out in the end lol
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd forgotten this story, but today my husband mentioned "oh yeah, like the time I fucked up [creepy guy who harassed me a year later] at flag football" and I was like 👀 Apparently that guy had been creepy to other girls and my husband told him to fuck off a year before we even met 😂
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would You Have A Look At The Replies To This Post
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jane Doe, you are remarkably brave. I wish you didn’t have to be. “I am Jane Doe.” Do not let them doxx Jane Doe. If you see their name, you did not. Do not punish the victim. I stand with survivors. You will not take away their power. We believe you.
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
Two bunnies are in a rowboat on a small pond, flanked by leaves overhead. One bunny rows the boat, while the other serenades with a small guitar.
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buffalo Bills Mandate of Heaven has arrived
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a Bills hoodie
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, this is just what has worked for me, ymmv, and I don't want anyone to feel like they "should" have reacted better. This is 100% on the creeps who don't act right, but if we can make them uncomfortable and miserable for once, that's a win 😈
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never thought the "March 31st" bit from Parks & Rec would scare off a creep, but hey, I wasn't mad! (Also I checked in with my coworker and that's a whole other story that's not mine to share, but she did quit soon after and I hope she's doing much better now!!!)
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this motherfucker DIDN'T GET IT. My coworkers laughed and he was FLUMMOXED. He had gone on rants about how "sensitive" I was, so he said "You're funny!" and I said "I know." 😂 He not only never fucked with me again, he APOLOGIZED the next Monday. (Not that I bought it, but still, wild)
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, also, if you're in a scenario where you can't act unhinged, embarrassing them in front of other people has worked for me in the past! The creepy company owner at an old job asked if he could smack my ass (after doing it to a coworker 🤢). I told him no, unless it was Feb 29th or April 31st.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure thing! It really does suck that people can't just act right!! But once I figured out that putting your foot down (and maybe acting a little unhinged) works it made dealing with creeps WAY easier. I wish people talked about it more, esp since femme-presenting people are pressured to make nice 🤢
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this goes for men as well!! If your buddy makes a gross joke, make them uncomfortable! Let them KNOW it's not funny! "Dude, why would you say that?" "Wtf, that's gross. What's wrong with you?" Use their words against them! "Why are you making it weird? We're just hanging out. Don't be a dick"
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But in an everyday scenario, when your boss at work makes a gross joke, or a "friend" asks what you think about rape and then says he's going to tell his roommate you slept with him - that's when you make them regret it. If they're gonna make you uncomfortable, two can play at that game!
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOTE: this is not about an acute, emergency situation! In that scenario, your brain is in survival mode and opting for fight/ flight/ freeze/ fawn - whatever it thinks will help you survive. There's no "right" response, so anyone who tries to tell you what you "should" have done can fuck right off
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I grew up with a lot of narcissists, and ime you have to treat them like a bear - get big, get loud, become a problem. Don't back down. Make them wonder if you'll really do it. People like this are cowards, so if you make it unpleasant to fuck with you, if the risk is too high, they'll bail.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unhinged? Yes 😂 But guess who put those scissors down and never fucked with me again? I'm the least intimidating person in the world, but when I tell a creep I'm going to do something unhinged and painful if he doesn't fuck off, deadpan, no smile - they start wondering if I'm crazy enough to do it
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now, my method for doing this is setting a boundary, but not the kind your therapist would recommend 😂 If you do X, I'm going to do [insert unpleasant consequence] A guy came up behind me with scissors once and asked what I'd do if he cut off my ponytail. I told him I'd stab him with the scissors
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes the awkward laugh and running move IS the best move - especially if you don't know them/ see them frequently and just need to gtfo. But if it's someone you're around frequently, they're gonna push you too far eventually, so the earlier you can stop their boundary pushing, the better
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of creepy men will hide behind the fact that it's "just their sense of humor. Can't you take a joke? You're so sensitive!" They train you to let the small things slide. And the more boundaries they push past, the bigger the boundary violations become.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the things I don't see talked about much is how often creeps push *small* boundaries in every day situations to see how their potential targets AND how their peers react. Make a gross joke - does she laugh awkwardly and leave? Does she say fuck off? Do my buddies laugh along or say wtf bro?
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J. R. Moock, jr. @jrmoockjr.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has fucked me up more than once. If you have a coconut allergy, you NEED to be careful about anything with “activated charcoal” anywhere near the label.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Since you guys can’t figure out how to build a sandbox and are now threatening our bag, we’ll do it for you” - Nvidia paraphrased
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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