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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯

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Cranky, visually impaired civil servant. Pseudonymous coward. Former call-center crisis tank, current DEI hire and Monday-morning lunatic. Comics, games, antifascism, etc (he/him)

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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 2h
When Dems talk about the Ilhan Omar situation, they need to stop using language that implies that Omar might have done anything wrong. Trump is not "investigating" Omar. They are trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting Congressmember by scrutinizing decades old paperwork from when she was a kid
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 15h
God dammit. I really thought I was going out tonight. Got dressed up, did my hair, and just coughed myself light headed.
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 18h
If you're in the US, looks like new episodes are now premiering on HBO Max every week. Starting with this one. Which you can watch right here. But you can also watch it on there. Anyway new RS on HBO Max every week for a while. Good episodes incoming.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 23h
god help me, friend monsters I’ll post this again later. Some of you know what to do.
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MUDsky • Friends, monsters, friend monsters.
A classic multi-user dungeon (MUD), faithfully brought to the web with Bluesky login and DMs.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After years of championing "free speech," Texas lawmakers have enabled a dramatic rise of censorship in Texas universities, banning concepts, canceling courses and closing departments seen as "woke," and even using AI bots as censors. All in the name of freedom. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1...
In other professors’ syllabi, the bot flagged the Pulitzer Prize–winning play Angels in America by Tony Kushner, essays by the Mexican American MacArthur genius grant recipient Sandra Cisneros, and materials related to a class about the Holocaust (that professor was told to drop material regarding Nazi persecution of LGBTQ people).

Putting aside the ideological slant of the new rules, the bot, like many large language models, seems to “hallucinate,” or make mistakes. The AAUP lawsuit lists texts banned for their “sex-based ecofeminist framework” and “gendered ecofeminist frameworks.” These phrases might sound persuasively like academese, but the academics behind the lawsuit had never heard of them; these concepts “do not exist,” the complaint says. Matthew Pehl, a history professor at Tech, told me that he knew several people who’d received reports from the system that were “plainly written by an AI that had hallucinated content or confused content from one class to another.”
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
325gb of art and material that artists and animators weren't allowed to use in portfolios to keep themselves fed.
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's a very good point about the cartoon network and other leaks that I feel like is understated in all this Companies keeping all of their production materials so private that not even the people who worked on it can access it is 100% an anti-worker measure
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need to remember that every time I go to McDonald's for breakfast I end up standing around with my thumb up my nose while my food gets cold because everyone is too busy keeping the drive thru moving to actually engage with the people at the counter.
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Jennifer—em Dash—Graham @jgriffingraham.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Handy, the erudite sock puppet from 90s cartoon THE TICK, yelling “READ A BOOK”
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
School boards are way under the radar in a big year like this, but the same battles you've heard about (book bans, Moms for Liberty, trans kids) are happening this year too. I identified 19 school boards where there battles like this — and what's up: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It would be rad if the fundraising texts I got from Dems actually said this rather than being filled with panic
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reminder: If you or a loved one uses a powered wheelchair, your emergency planning must include making sure the batteries are charged during a state of emergency
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Shimmersoft @shimmersoft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The catholic church understands what the US Supreme Court does not: you can't let a high priest enjoy their lifetime position for more than a decade or else the power rots their brain.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Dare
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Gabi 雪 @gabimccauley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck the apology. Oprah owes us all a brand new car.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's really weird that people saw the beast porn allegations against Andrew Tate and jumped to "he was putting eels up his ass!" rather than "he was forcing captive women to perform with animals"
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cops are not working class, example one million
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is clearly in advanced cognitive decline, unable to form coherent sentences, and has no ability to communicate what he wants other than short, repeated words and long rambles. He's going downhill incredibly fast. That's the story - not "did he mean" that he wants to see LA incinerated or not.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My takeaway from Trump's remarks was not that he was "inviting" Iran to nuke LA, which I genuinely don't think he was, and they can't do anyway. It was that we shouldn't have a president who is so mentally fried that we have to talk about whether he actually invited Iran to nuke LA or not.
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Learning that Bouie is currently knee deep in LEGEND OF THE GALACTIC HEROES is kind of a "oh of course he'd love that" but it made me smile.
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 06/10/2026
One of Jim Bakker’s final on-air segments was devoted to defending pastors accused of sex abuse and condemning their accusers as “tattletales.”
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Add "I don't understand why this is a question?" to the list of things I should not say to team members at work
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RUST IN PISS, JIM BAKKER!
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As always, when a devastating new report about book bans in America is published, I challenge you to think less about the most banned author — Stephen King is fine — and more about the banned authors who are trying to scrabble together a living from their art. pen.org/report/book-...
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A Spotlight on School Book Bans
Nearly 12,000 books were banned in public schools during the 2025-2026 school year, according to PEN America’s Index of School Book Bans.
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember a Superfriends short where Batman fights, and briefly becomes(?), a junkyard monster made me upset. RETURN TO OZ, though, made me cry and hide in the theater bathroom so long that my friend's mom asked an usher to go look for me.
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zenlike @zenlike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, this very sympathetic piece where the subject is “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024”. 5 minutes of checking his facebook shows pro Trump posts as far back as 2019, and a post saying that he “stands with Trump” posted just a couple of days after Trumps coup.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
I remind everyone, again, that they tried year-round daylight saving time and stopped it because it got bunch of kids got killed in just a few weeks
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus, Jay White is hurt AGAIN? I like him quite a bit but the man is snakebit. #AEWCollision #WrestleSky
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we’ve been hearing about “limousine liberals” for 40 fucking years, and it’s total projection from these idiots
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2 solid hours of cleaning for the second weekend-day in a row. I have a LOT left to do before I could ever, say, have company. But it's been years since I've had the kind of motivation to do anything more than scrub my sinks, toilet and shower.
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Hyde T. Voltyge @hydevoltyge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hinojosa has consistently strong numbers when polls survey in Spanish as an option The good Abbott numbers have pretty much been polls that did not offer Spanish The Hinojosa+4 two weeks ago was one of the only other Spanish surveys lately, the shocking Fox poll two months ago had Spanish too
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They want you to think rape would be eliminated if women arm themselves against the random sickos on the street or we stopped letting in immigrants when in reality it has the backing of state and capital
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Random Stranger @randomstranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After a not very good action game, Ranma ½: Toraware no Hanayome is in the favored genre for PC Engine CD licensed games: the digital comic. However, this is one that captures the tone of its source material well. youtu.be/ebiIkeYFUn8
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Ranma ½: Toraware no Hanayome/Ranma ½: The Prisoned Bride (らんま½ とらわれの花嫁) - PC Engine Power 321
YouTube video by RndStranger
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Throwing my career away to text Cotton something reprehensible that's totally unrelated to the time change
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026
this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For the first time since April, it's cool enough to do almost whatever I want with the thermostat. My ideal is to set it to like 67 and then bundle up in sweats and blankets, and we're not there yet. But after 4 months of keeping it too warm for $ reasons, I'll take 70 as a reprieve.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unless Congress reclaims its power, this will just become the new normal. A good first step would be to impeach Vought. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...
nytimes.com
National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 02/10/2026
When they said a taco truck on every corner, we should have put that in the platform
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the government demands that I go to the doctor every 6 months to keep getting my ADHD meds, thr government should have to pay for the appointment
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How did I miss that there was new Erasure
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Daniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to run 100 miles in October anyway, so I might as well do it for a good cause. Almost everyone I know has either battled cancer or knows someone who has battled cancer. I'm asking all y'all to donate a few bucks. Maybe $5, maybe more. You help, I'll run! Please Repost! gofund.me/ae356b6aa
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Donate to I’m Running for the American Cancer Society, organized by Daniel Griffin
I’m running 100 miles to end cancer as we know it, for everyone. This is a … Daniel Griffin needs your support for I’m Running for the American Cancer Society
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the FUCK was that Shooting Star knee thing that was NUTS #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 30/09/2026
A U.S. Army psychologist Gustave M. Gilbert interviewed Nazi war criminals on trial at Nuremberg and famously wrote in his 1950 book, "Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy." It was the *lack* of empathy that made the Holocaust possible.
U.S. Army psychologist noting all the Nuremberg war criminals lacked empathy.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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"The Undead Servant" Balzac Asimov👨‍🦯 @balzac-asimov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao the "CEO" they put in to avoid taking another commissioner thru Senate confirmation called an all-hands video call for the entire Service on one day's notice, about how by the end of FY27 every employee will be using "SI" (Corrected after he said "AI" for the first 20 min)
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Being taken over by Nazis” was a true statement in 2016. The amount of Groypers and other terminally online far-right republicans running around as staffers and in key positions now means less “in the process of being taken over” and more “has been taken over”
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