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Kick off, throw in, have a little scrimmage. #OTBC

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DaughterOfDefiance @z-buck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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David Branch @dbranch9.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Too soon?
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The stain of this betrayal will never fade. Unconscionable.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It has. Still mad about that call. This season is especially mystifying given the magic Clement worked last season. Team largely the same, but bolstered and with an off-season to prepare. I seem to remember something similar happening at Rangers, but agree the problem is much bigger than the HC.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For many reasons, including the sure knowledge he'll stiff you when you send the bill.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
7 defeats in 8. Utterly abysmal. #ncfc
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Getting to feel like we NEED to get a point here. #ncfc
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Schwartau shanked the clearance and then played the striker who scored onside. Rough 5 seconds. But it's been coming. Little chance we get back into this, i fear. #ncfc
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lethal.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wow... Fuck David Brooks. What a shame.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is he dead yet? No? Back to the whiskey.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you want to know what Donald will say today, read what the Kremlin said yesterday.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
22 California billionaires have spent a combined $150 million so far to defeat Prop 40. By spending their fortunes trying to stop California from taxing billionaires, they're making the argument for a billionaire wealth tax more clearly and articulately than anyone else possibly could.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The further Putinisation of America. Stuck in a war it cannot win, the regime lies about the casualties it is taking.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
“Zelenskyy could’ve stopped this war many times, and he chose not to … he better damn well stop” — Trump is no longer trying to conceal that he’s fully on Putin’s side
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Billionaire families have spent $1.7 BILLION on the 2026 midterms so far — a 5,200% increase since the 2010 midterms. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day. Big Money is the root of our dysfunction.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It really is astounding how pathetically poor we are at defending this year. #ncfc
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maghoma has looked a shadow of the player he was last season. Hoping he finds his mojo.. #ncfc
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Andre Brooks is so bloody good. GET IN!!! #ncfc
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
Immigrant New Yorkers belong here. ICE does not. If you need help, call our free, confidential Immigration Legal Support Hotline at 1-800-354-0365 or dial 311 and say “Immigration Legal.” Help is here in your native language, no matter your immigration status. More info: nyc.gov/knowyourrights
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Know Your Rights: Federal Immigration Enforcement (ICE) - MOIA
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Portland Frog Brigader @sheilabane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
THE ALT TEXT
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will someone please do the world and humanity a favor and end this pathetic sack of shit?
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think this analysis is correct. Reports out of Russia for the last six weeks show huge diesel shortages and long lines of cars trying to get it. Russia doesn't have the diesel Trump says he's buying for them. This is all for another purpose, which is psy ops.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently the Trump regime will prevent Sharia Law in the USA by having....(checks notes)....public executions.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stochastic terrorism
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The president of the United States is inciting a fucking pogrom.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately, the way he has wrecked the economy, this is likely the reality that the next democratic administration will face.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing to worry about all good
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 7 stages of Western "concern" 1 This is concerning 2 This is increasingly concerning 3 We are now deeply concerned 4 We are now gravely concerned 5 There will be consequences 6 We demand answers 7 It is important not to escalate the situation
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love talking our country down While offering no solutions Because I’m a grifting gobshite Who likes to incite unrest Small boat crossings are down 44% Deportations are the highest in 10 years Immigration is 82% lower But who needs facts When you can make up lies
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But ice cream shops can’t give a free cone to someone with an “I voted” sticker
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 2020 election has been relentlessly studied by our most experienced experts and by our most craven partisan hacks for 6y now, and every examination has wound up demonstrating the integrity of Biden’s victory in that election and the malignity of Trump’s obsession with undermining it.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Bulgarian🇧🇬 Intern🇺🇦🐸 ✊️ @bulgarianintern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of people do not quite understand yet why he's saying this. He's just trying to make a case for state propaganda. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John was left handed, who knew
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly what they've been doing.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you intended to do a racism but you accidentally did a sundowning instead
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surely that's illegal. Not that it matters, I realize, but...
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big if true.
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*subject to the somewhat dubious assumption that a free and fair election is allowed to occur
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY…
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can trust it's not a conspiracy theory because an election denier said it
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were a foreign government looking for an edge, id probably try to convince america that climate change is woke bull shit and combustion engines are for real men with penises, all while also convincing them to invest every dollar in bull shit tech while we take the lead on green energy
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Baltimore Canary @baltimorecanary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unbelievable. As someone else already said in the comments, wish I could unsubscribe again..
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With regard to the overt and jaw-dropping use of public money to manufacture and broadcast Trump politicals ads, I'm just spitballing here, but maybe, perhaps, if the U.S. Supreme Court didn't give the president blanket immunity from prosecution for crimes he wouldn't feel so comfortable criming.
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