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bob loblaw’s balrog

@balrog4u.bsky.social
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literally just a guy. hit me with your car. lawyer, but not in a helpful way. opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.

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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A mother is watching her son fight for his life. Amal’s son was critically injured by an Israeli drone and needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. Even $5 can make a difference. Please help by donating and sharing this message @asdf4443.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A mother is watching her son fight for his life. Amal’s son was critically injured by an Israeli drone and needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. Even $5 can make a difference. Please help by donating and sharing this message @asdf4443.bsky.social
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saruê caveira @saruecaveira.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
{\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍 3 to the Elves {\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 7 to the Dwarf lords {\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 9 to the race of Men {\__/} ( • - •) 💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
no man’s sky has been a relaxing escape from the global shitshow. love to fly around around space, doing only the stuff in rpg’s people find boring—inventory management, mining, crafting, scanning unknown objects—over a chill synthwave soundtrack
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
this viewpoint is incredibly dangerous and was 100% incepted into people by republican messaging. this person already has bought into “trans women aren’t women” and is very confident that that is a humane position. these policies mean genital checks for your cis daughters too.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
lots of democrats are failing this moment horrendously but chris murphy has been on top of things. short thread that breaks down how total maga bullshit becomes maga fact
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
discover page getting heinously resisty, probably an indictment of me more than the algo. but i think i’ve blocked like 20 different accounts of libs posting ai slop photos of trump dressed like stalin.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
guy delivering my eulogy:
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
elon’s nazi mom looks exactly like dolph lundgren in in rocky iv
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/03/2025
You always see people talking about the grand vision, the secret plan or scheme behind what's happening, but taken together the only viable conclusion is that these guys are all complete idiots who believe the all dumbest shit they see online 24/7
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/02/2025
huh i wonder why the trump administration lied about releasing the full epstein files
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
listen. i am a complete layperson when it comes to this stuff, but it seems to me like the future of a lot of medicine lies in mRNA based treatment. history will remember anti-mRNA hysterics as a truly idiotic reaction by some of the stupidest, cruelest grifters in history
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
chat, is this freak shit?
excerpt from a Wired piece. portions between ** are highlighted:

..havoc on the federal government. Little is known about how often they interact outside of work and how the relationship grew over the late stages of the campaign into the transition.
**"If you can find out anything about
Stephen Miller's social life, I don't wanna know the answer,"** says a longtime Republican operative who knows the couple personally.
**"Stephen and Katie are very attentive to [Musk],"** the Republican who referred to Stephen as "prime minister" tells WIRED.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
interesting!
donald trump leaning over to shake keir starmer’s hand. has those two green lines showing that trump is weak or whatever
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is standing in front of a white background that says that 's
Alt: obi-wan in attack of the clones with wet slicked back hair being a hot little brat played by generational hottie ewan macgregor, turning his head and saying, “that’s why I’m here”
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/02/2025
🤌🏿
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Congressional Republicans tried to pull a fast one. They called off the budget vote that cuts healthcare for over 38 million children and just put it back up after everyone left to try and make some Democrats miss the vote. Many Dems are voting by card to keep the vote open. I just did mine.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
My racist HS physics teacher just put a photo of Snoop and Trump on his feed and my classmate posted a response that said "you wrote me up for listening to Snoop in your class in 1993 so fuck you and I think it's about time you know that your daughter stayed over at my house after prom"
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
incredible stuff from the…. khive? beyond parody.
screenshot of someone openly admitting they’re in the “KHive” in this, the year of our lord 2025
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
this dipshit has been accusing me of racism because i rightly called some neoliberal idiot out for suggesting the valid criticism of jeffries was based on race. i said what about chuck? and these dumbasses said it’s because he’s jewish. listen: i don’t know how to fix that level of brain rot!
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
neoliberal brain rot knows no class, no race. it can strike and make you a complete fucking idiot at any time
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
the rank incompetence on display from the very top of our government is going to be the thing that saves us. they are going to run the clock down to 2026 passing nothing but a budget (if that) and hope like hell they keep the house and senate.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
if impotence were a tweet
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i had jury duty yesterday—which when you’re a lawyer means you go sit quietly knowing you won’t get picked—and it went really smoothly, and everyone was friendly, and took the questions and responsibility seriously. nothing profound to add, just that a few dipshits in dc aren’t going to break us.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
you’re nothing like me. i defeated radahn with no summons once. what is the rule of law to one who wields such gaming power, as if a god?
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality
[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Minnesota Senator Tina Smith bringing the thunder 🔥
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 22/02/2025
ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
elon musk, professional deadbeat
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Matthew Segal @segalmr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Usually when states go to court alleging federal coercion in violation of the 10th Amendment there is not a literal video of the President doing it.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
who let this idiot see die hard with a vengeance
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zeynep tufekci @zey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Gift link. The actual story of the shackled people being deported without even being told where they were being taken — maybe to countries where they’d face torture or death — while their terrified children cried.😢 The White House posted that pic with “ASMR” tag. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
no kings.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
elon musk is really confident for someone who is ultimately made of flesh and bone. like ok man, speedrun becoming the most hated person in the western hemisphere. all because he’s got a weird little dick
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
i feel like this spoon every day
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
just saving this one in advance, for no reason
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
no billionaires. is that so much to ask
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
in the 00’s we would got copies of the atlantic monthly in ap english class, because there was short form fiction and poetry in there. look how the liberal intelligentsia have lobotomized themselves for profit
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
dunking on chait got me thinking. millennials/gen z, what are we keeping on the back of the toilet for guests, if anything? no matter how much ironic detachment i present to the world, i always make sure there’s a calvin & hobbes book in there w/ a cover that matches the season
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
judge ho was lead trial counsel in fish v. kobach, during which dale eviscerated him so thoroughly kobach was ordered to take continuing legal education classes. he is a brilliant attorney and i was very lucky to have him mentor me a bit many years ago. he is no rubber stamp for emil fucking bove
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Judge strikes down Kansas voter ID law and orders Kris Kobach to take additional CLE
A federal judge has struck down Kansas’ voter ID law and ordered Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach to take additional continuing legal education classes for “repeated and flagrant violations” of federal rules requiring disclosure of evidence before trial.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
if you don’t listen to billy’s monday morning podcast, you are fucking up. you wanna know how to talk about these rat fuck billionaire parasites bleeding our country dry? bill is here to help with his boston charm
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
if anyone tries to correct me in person on the whole gulf of mexico thing i think i might call it the cunt sea
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
it rules how whenever you criticize democrats a thousand people crash into your mentions to angrily demand you explain "what exactly would you like them to do" and then they do this
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
we are all hostage to a scam economy filled with open corruption, insider trading, unaccountable billionaires, presidential pump and dumb schemes, & crushing student debt, where 25% of workers make under $25K. but stancil wants you to blame the Evil Left for saying the economy is bad actually
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
No lie detected…
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is the level of constitutional understanding i expect from a trial attorney who lost cases for trump to the tune of nearly a billion dollars in civil judgments
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