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bob loblaw’s balrog

@balrog4u.bsky.social
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literally just a guy. hit me with your car. lawyer, but not in a helpful way. opinions my own, often terrible, made while chasing dopamine against my therapist’s advice.

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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My heart is breaking for my friend Amal. Her son is fighting for his life after being shot by an Israeli drone and urgently needs medical care. He must be evacuated outside Gaza for treatment the family cannot afford. Even $5 can help save him @airbonk.nafofellas.com
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m asking for urgent help for my friend Amal. Her son was critically injured by Israeli drone fire and needs immediate evacuation outside Gaza for life-saving treatment. The costs are overwhelming. Even $5 can make a difference Please donate @classart.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Amal’s son is between life and death after being shot by an Israeli drone. He needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. The family cannot afford it. Even $5 could help save his life. Please support and share this plea @obroadhurst.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A mother is watching her son fight for his life. Amal’s son was critically injured by an Israeli drone and needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. Even $5 can make a difference. Please help by donating and sharing this message @asdf4443.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m asking for urgent help for my friend Amal. Her son was critically injured by Israeli drone fire and needs immediate evacuation outside Gaza for life-saving treatment. The costs are overwhelming. Even $5 can make a difference Please donate @humanityisdoomed.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Amal’s son is between life and death after being shot by an Israeli drone. He needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. The family cannot afford it. Even $5 could help save his life. Please support and share this plea @socratesxxx.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A mother is watching her son fight for his life. Amal’s son was critically injured by an Israeli drone and needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. Even $5 can make a difference. Please help by donating and sharing this message @powerfromspace1.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
My heart is breaking for my friend Amal. Her son is fighting for his life after being shot by an Israeli drone and urgently needs medical care. He must be evacuated outside Gaza for treatment the family cannot afford. Even $5 can help save him @destiny-smasher.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m asking for urgent help for my friend Amal. Her son was critically injured by Israeli drone fire and needs immediate evacuation outside Gaza for life-saving treatment. The costs are overwhelming. Even $5 can make a difference Please donate @banjaxtheragman.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Amal’s son is between life and death after being shot by an Israeli drone. He needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. The family cannot afford it. Even $5 could help save his life. Please support and share this plea @jackmacguillicutty.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is a desperate call for help. Amal’s son was severely injured by Israeli drone fire and urgently needs evacuation outside Gaza for medical care. The family is struggling with costs. Even $5 can help save him. Please donate and share widely @mxytx.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A mother is watching her son fight for his life. Amal’s son was critically injured by an Israeli drone and needs urgent evacuation outside Gaza for treatment. Even $5 can make a difference. Please help by donating and sharing this message @asdf4443.bsky.social
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
this kids don’t know how weird al and coolio had beef back in the day flav
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
amped up after that episode 2 ending? yeah same this show rules
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
that is clearly a ghost. how could a man have committed a crime done by a ghost?
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
he’s just such an archetypal douchebag
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
*driving around in the physical manifestation of musk’s delusional narcissism* “look man he was chill when i bought this death machine”
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
why does he look like darth vader at the end of return of the jedi. egghead ass “it is too late for me my son” lookin mfer
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
it’s a dogshit vote by worms
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
fuck you tom, you fucking worm
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saruê caveira @saruecaveira.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
{\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍 3 to the Elves {\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 7 to the Dwarf lords {\__/} ( • . •) / > 💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 9 to the race of Men {\__/} ( • - •) 💍< \ But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
no i’d still hate him. if he died i would like that he was dead though. that would be enjoyable
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
this is a stupid idea. you could simply not do this, and everyone could mind their motherfucking business. and everything would be fine. better actually.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
you’re a liar and my brother hoogie won’t stand for it
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
it’s bird sexes that confuse the heck outta me hank. he’s got a cloaca she’s got a cloaca, what are we doing here?
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
that’s the thing, neither are the vast majority of attorneys employed by the federal government to actually do legal work. the only true believers are the political appointees at the very tippy top. and, quite frankly, they’re not very good at litigation.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
except rank and file assistant us attorneys aren’t getting anything from the trump administration. except, perhaps, fired.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
lmao you think a sanction from a federal judge has no effect on lawyers? the only untouchable lawyers in this country are on the supreme court, everyone else is subject to discipline up to and including disbarment. that’s why these trump attorneys keep crumbling when asked direct questions.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
those fucks are going to try to gaslight and smear us as leftie wackos for not voting for this guy in the primaries, which means we will have to crush him early.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
sure but if no one enforces lawful court orders…..
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
lol no one is taking advice from ny democrats. they listen to the people who write in politico, their consultants, their big donors, and matt yglesias type centrist shill reporters
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
exactly. democrats have become so paralyzed by poll obsession that they stand for nothing at all
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
democratic primary candidates who win will be ones who crucify musk. any democrat who takes his money will lose, badly.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
trump take egg. stop stanciling and meme you dork
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
no man’s sky has been a relaxing escape from the global shitshow. love to fly around around space, doing only the stuff in rpg’s people find boring—inventory management, mining, crafting, scanning unknown objects—over a chill synthwave soundtrack
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
2003, so gob bluth was an inspiring figure for you. they’re illusions ceej
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
kristi noem with a full face card, fresh lip injections and body armor to go kill a brown irs agent’s dog
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
if anyone wonders how pathetic and wormlike one has to be to be too pathetic and wormlike for cnn…. it’s this guy. they fired this idiot
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
no, their conservative members are opining in dissents that if enough money is involved, a district judge shouldn’t be allowed to order the government to pay for performed contracts.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
lmao what is even the point of all this, if things continue to be volatile like this some of his own benefactors will run him out of office
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
your very first reply to me was pissy. you seem like a difficult person
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
is it shocking? how so? these people are unabashedly nazis.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
slavish devotion to “norms”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
oh honey. you jumped down my throat because i wanted alito to die a little to early for your liking. get a fucking grip.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
who does this frighten? honestly. “we will remember” isn’t a threat. it’s impotence.
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you have to be the bitchiest little whiner who ever did bitch and whine for no reason. girl crash out in someone else’s replies, i can hope for 52 democrats in the senate and alito as a corpse in 2027 if i want to. it doesn’t hurt you to read those words. you just wanted to be cunty
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balrog4u.bsky.social @balrog4u.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
this is quid pro quo corruption but the law doesn’t exist for rich people in this country, they get to do whatever the fuck they want always now.
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